Actual internal dialogue from Takiawase. (Sorry not sorry).
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My friend grimapparitions is old. Very old. Old as balls. Her birthday was yesterday so she’s even older. Gross. Maybe this domestic Bagginshield will make her forget how ooooooold she is.
I know a lot of people headcanon Bilbo as being a great gardener and everything, but in book canon he actually has someone to do all of his gardening for him. So I like to imagine him as actually being very bad at it and having a black thumb. But he still likes plants and things and wants to grow them himself. Thorin is trying to help create optimal conditions for growing a garden by making a raised flower bed for him.
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have you seen mads' selfie? can you imagine how the conversation went when they asked him to do one? Like "you need to take a selfie" "a what?" "a selfie, with your phone" "i'm sorry, i'm from the former millennium, i don't know what you're talking about"
in case anyone is wondering, the flaunt selfie magazine (i was lucky to find a copy) is a couple hundred pages of celebrity selfies with a few singualr articles (mads being one of them) All the published selfies are of different ratio images and in vastly different locations, some even in the specific celebrities homes or on planes meaning the actors and actresses and musicians took the selfie on their own and submitted them.
mads took that himself. probs in his hotel room. probs selfie #27 cuz daddy needs to look nice.
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this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me.
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I CAN’T.
FIRST THE GRAPES.. THEN THIS
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