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&. kvnihikox

‘ i can woo any girl here but   am i willing to deal with any   prissy boyfriends getting   jealous? not really. ‘

#kvnihikox #╳ ❛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛ. ( tbd. ) #-why you always lying meme plays in the background- #jay is the ultimate fuckboi

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&. xstarjunkie

‘ i’ll bet you a gold watch you  can’t solve this in under ten  minutes, if i win i get your  jacket. ‘

#xstarjunkie #╳ ❛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀᴛ. ( tbd. ) #son please stop hustling people #he's probably rigged the rubix cube to be honest #hope this is ok btw!

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                &. techiedcvil

‘ bro, i love you, but if dude chews on   my shoes again i’m demanding a   friendship divorce. ‘

#techiedcvil #╳ ❛ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ’s ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍ . ( v.1 ) #friendship divorce is very serious #he demands full custody of evie & mal #hope this is ok! #if not feel free to tell me & i'll whip up something new

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&. knxckleskissed

‘ hey! you’re the girl from   the lake, never did quite   catch your name. ‘

#knxckleskissed #╳ ❛ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs & ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs. ( v.3 ) #hope this is ok! #anywho #how 'ya been?

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&. weirdscience101

‘ me, scared of mal? that’s   ridiculous, she’s as scary   as lucifer after a bath. ‘

#weirdscience101 #╳ ❛ ʀᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄᴏʀᴇ. ( v.2 ) #this is pre-movie because i just need these smol children bonding #& this is total bull #he's slightly horrified of mal but that's what makes him like her all the more

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&. beautycflight

  ❛  are you an interior decorator? because when i saw you the entire room became beautiful.  ❜

#beautycflight #╳ ❛ ᴍʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs & ɪ ɢᴏᴛ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍs. ( v.3 ) #LOUDLY DISOWNS JAY #i am ashamed of the mustard son #his pick up lines are horrible #pls take him away from me

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sorry about my inactivity, some fucker stole my phone during the weekend & i didn’t get my replacement until now, hope they enjoy my search history & pictures of my dogs 

#( ooc. ) #i'm really out of it rn so i'll probably just ice my current threads tbh

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                           it’s not MURDER, it’s art, you pleb

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#█ ❛ ᴀ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ɴᴏ-ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ( self-promo. ) #casually throws gross horror oc @ you all #i'm gonna be over here for now but i'll be on jay tonight #i miss my mustard son #bruises tw #insects tw #injury tw #blood tw

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                                        Let’s SPLIT up, GANG!

                                                 written by kars

#█ ❛ ᴀ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ɴᴏ-ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ( self-promo. ) #*jazz hands* #i caved & made a racebent fred jones #don't judge me

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                           ’  but i’m more comfortable in the world                                              of logic && facts. &&… i’m not..HOT.  ’

#█ ❛ ᴀ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ɴᴏ-ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ( self-promo. ) #//my abundance of muses will never stop #fite me

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                           ‘ let’s party like we’re fucking

                                             PORN STARS!  ‘

                ��                                   indie fem! josh washington

                                                    mobile-run | semi-selective

#█ ❛ ᴀ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ɴᴏ-ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ( self-promo. ) #//in case you guys are wondering where the heck i'm vanishing off to

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things i will fist fight disney for if they don’t happen

 - jordan’s mother being eden 

- aziz being FINALLY introduced in wicked world or descendants 2

- JORDAN PUMMELING JAY FOR STEALING HER LAMP

#( ooc. ) #//i'm still salty over aziz being cut out of the movie #like wtf #jordan & aziz would've been a fucking power duo #they're just pretty & gay tbh #this is the shit i think of at midnight when eating granola bars & drinking winecoolers #niiiice

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That Moment When : Maleficent turned out to be kind of a cougar.

#▌❛ &. ʀᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ғᴏᴜʀ. ( friends. ) #▌❛ &. CRACK. #//omfg i'm choking #save my mustard son #mal control your mom i s2g

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nah son but hear me out, jordan & aziz (the son of jasmine & aladdin) eventually warming up to jay to the point the three of them all talk smack in arabic together while not wooing the ladies  

#//lemme just weep over this never becoming a reality #give me my shit talking arabic children #aziz & jay would be stealing shit left & right #& jordan's just 'i'm so done with you two I'm getting new friends'

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Remember those five seconds in the Aladdin animated series where the animation BEASTED THE FUCK OUT?

#//if jay's mom doesn't turn out to be mirage i will fight everyone at disney #like come at me bruv #like just imagine all the cat jokes the rest of the four would make??? #if anyone even dares to think of making a 'pussy' joke jay threatens to cut out their tongue #like no joke #purplehaiired #i'm dragging you into cat mom hell with me #▌❛ &. ᴍɪʀᴀɢᴇ. ( mom. )

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                        Phenomenal cosmic POWERS!

                                Itty bitty living space!

#█ ❛ ᴀ ᴅɪʀᴛʏ ɴᴏ-ɢᴏᴏᴅ. ( self-promo. ) #//lemme fling the toll genie child at y'all #if my hc's for her turn out to be wrong i'm gonna be so damn salty

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i had to suffer through this show but alas i made my smol trash genie child

#( ooc. ) #//i'm gonna be over there fixing up her pages & making a promo #so yeah #my activity is gonna be a little spotty #i'm actually semi happy with how this icon came out #ngl