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Kink should not be as controversial as it is for something that is essentially sexy pretend

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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New REBLOG Game

Just fucking lie about the previous poster

#not very cool but they are a manatee. just like a boring one. a mid manatee

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the "loneliness epidemic " narrative in the us is so fucking tiring bcs we're all pretty aware of what's driving it, the contributing factors plague us every day, but to name those factors is to name the bedrocks of american society and american urban life in particular in a way thats a bit too radical for mainstream outlets and might indict a large portion of the middle class suburbanite and gentrifier locusts that make up their $10 a month subscriber base so uhhh write abt uhhhhhh those nasty lockdowns [that never actually happened] and uhhhhhhhh tik tok

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The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes

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Reblog to hug prev poster (they need a hug)

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It's April 30th!

REMEMBER TO LEAVE MILK AND COOKIES OUT FOR JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TONIGHT!

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most of the talk on this website about Game Changer is how Sam Reich psychologically tortures his contestants, but I want to make it clear to the uninitiated that he's actually extremely ethical about it

He sends out a company wide email and asks them to choose episodes based on a chili pepper rating system

meaning he doesn't put 🌶️🌶️ people into 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ episodes

they're also big on consent ie cast and crew have to be okay with it before they'll do nudity or something like that in an episode

it's like the bdsm of psychological torture. safe, sane, and consensual.

the contestants know what they're getting into, and they're full down

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hey man can i come over and be sickly in the corner of your living room

#me dying of no friends while i have covid

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hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

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Hey you know that really disturbing thing where you yawn and your salivary gland shoots a concentrated spray of saliva out of one of its horrid nozzles like you’re a venom spitting snake for some godawful reason

#ofc its real #i can do it on purpose but i learned that so id stop doing it on accident 😂

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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oh fuck this is a really good hill i gotta die on this

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legendary

there are QR code posters here in Melbourne for reporting graffiti to the council - and someone has been printing their own and carefully placing them over the official ones

they lead to a documentary on hip-hop/graffiti culture

it's perfect because the QR posters are uglier than any bit of street art

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains