taking a break indefinitely!
I need time for myself and posting has been making me unhappy so I'm going to take a break idk for how long maybe forever who knows I just know I need to rest. 😮💨 ty for understanding ily all 💕
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matt: you know, I'm starting to regret showing you how that blender works...
neil, drinking toast: why do you say that?
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matt: neil, what do "idk," "ly," and "ttyl" mean?
neil: I don't know, love you, talk to you later.
matt: okay, love you too! I'll just ask dan.
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interviewer: how many kids do you have?
matt: biologically, emotionally, or legally?
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nicky: you call it "really bad at darts," I call it freestyle acupuncture.
roland: sir, I'm going to have to have to ask you to leave the bar...
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kevin: my stomach growled super loud in french
kevin: I would like to clarify my stomach did not speak french it growled in french class, I apologize.
nicky: bonjour
dan: le growl
matt: hon hon hon, feed me a baguette
kevin: why do I even interact with you
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lucio, texting: tadpoles
nadia: ???
lucio: *YASSSS
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asra: whore.
julian: I have a degradation kink.
asra: oh.
asra: good boy, then. 🤗🌸 you're doing so well! 💘✨
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lucio: why are there no sexy doctors?
julian: false. they let me be a doctor strictly because of ✨THIS SPECTACULAR ASS ✨
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julian: once when I was tired I accidentally wrote medical "reslut" and not medical result.
lucio: reply slut
julian: don't tell me what to do.
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portia: I wish I could read magic balls...
julian: I wish I could read balls ;)
lucio: I wish I could read :/
nadia: ...I wish I hadn't read those messages.
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how the FUCK did I not realize I was ace sooner the closet was FUCKING GLASS .
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june: isn't it funny how in most hispanic cultures instead of the tooth fairy there's a mouse called perez?
alex: is perez a nice mouse? is he sexy?
nora: alex wants to fuck the mouse.
henry: not very surprising.
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june, holding a bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?
alex: *chugs all of it*
alex: it's perfume.
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