andwecanflyfromhere

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do you guys want to see the worst, most ahistorical map i have ever seen in my entire life

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"have you learned how to drive yet" i have the spirit of friendship in my heart. the joy of lifes little things in my soul. the whimsy of magic. the beautiful enjoyment of nature. the answer is no though

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learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

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wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

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do NOT feel bad abt scarfing down a tub of raspberries. there is NO reason at all to ration them like other delicious treats bc they WILL mold as soon as theyre out of your line of sight

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It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

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Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

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I Remember You, 2011 ~ Sara Swink_

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one thing you’d have to hand it to the british. wanker is such a funny derogatory term to call someone. like don’t trust him bro I heard he’s always jerking his thang messystyle

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sumo wrestlers in a sunflower field

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Back like one hundred years ago cave women woild have to kill shit with their teeth. And their pussy out. They were also like twenty feet tall and psychic.

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can someone hire me as a lighthouse keeper. my grip on reality is soooo stable and i will behave so normally under conditions of extreme isolation. and i promise i wont try to fuck the light

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behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

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i would make an excellent goon. i’d be like ”on it boss” and then i’d fuck it up instantly.

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this is apparently two years old now so I figured I'd finally post it here myself lol

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