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collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

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This comic is so good and everyone you know should read it

I am slowly catching up with Facing The Sun

#facing the sun #it’s justified

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I simply cannot fall asleep or get out of bed in the morning until I've rolled around in place making 20-30 weird little noises

#no I’m doing PT stretches #please let me have my post wake up stretchy time

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Silly man and his silly dog

#two dogs hugging #honkai star rail

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HEARTBREAKING: coworker you had normal casual conversations with reveals their rancid political views one day and you can never look at them the same

#working on the red side of a blue state be like #haha you seem cool but do you actually think I should die? #I bet this person is so uncool I shouldn’t get to know them at all #you just start making assumptions and closing yourself off #it’s lonely but I don’t know how to do anything else

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you there. high quality production youtube channel with a team of people. why are your captions autogenerated.

#louder please #closed captions

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can I get a job as an editor but the only thing I do is correct when someone uses the word "prone" when they mean "supine"

#is that markiplier #science diagrams that look like shitposts

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Imagine with me please: a goth moth <3

#big tiddy goth moth gf

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

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we can't expect Marika to do all the work

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ダンジョン飯 by 並木風磨@namiki_kazama

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MOST BASS ARE JUST FISH BUT LEROY BROWN WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL

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Taking a personal day really highlights how I would never work again if I didn’t have to. Not that I hate my job, I like it, but I just wouldn’t do it if I didn’t need money to live.

#I just wanna hang out #just let me vibe please #maybe I’d take up drugs

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if I say "I have to Austin Powers my car out of a parking space," do you understand what i mean

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a quick comic about holly’s dream

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Biblically accurate Falin