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Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, Militant Mary

November 13, 1914

#good for her

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#sugar glider #but the hedgehog and the possum were close seconds

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#incredible

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#language #queue

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I swear he was much more skilful at this yesterday but this is far more entertaining

To quote the poem by @robotsfromouterspace

Leg so short

Short short leg

Leg so short he roll like eg

#puppy!

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Activity that I can finally partake in

#puppy!

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#swear loudly and profusely #...assuming it was immediately obvious that the person was dead #if not i would be trying to see if they were okay?

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#oh god #french for sure #spanish #german #italian #norwegian #arabic #and probably latin bc of choir #the hazards of my professional life

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reblog if you’re a lesbian who supports bi girls, a bi girl who supports lesbians, or if you want all wlw to have a nice day

#yes.

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

#my wife read this out loud to me #and i laughed so hard i almost peed myself

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DYKE!

#did my wife stop dead in the middle of the street #to say #'dykes lumber!!!!' #upon seeing a truck labeled same? #darn tootin' he did #(did i misunderstand and hear 'dyke slumber' bc of audio processing issues? #hell yes i did

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I went to the local aviary today and they had some really mean things to say about owls.

#what are birds? we just don't know

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Clark Kent, trying to leave a gala he’s covering: Ope, just gonna squeeze right past you.

Bruce Wayne, who heard Superman say the same thing at a Justice League meeting that morning: No fucking way

#ope!

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People who honestly think there shouldn’t be a proshot release of theater shows because then people wouldn’t go to the theater anymore are so fucking dumb holy shit how dumb do you have to be did people stop watching footbal games because it also airs on tv? did people stop going to concers because you could get the dvd? holy shit just let poor people have a taste of the thing too god damn it

#theater #i would still go to shows when it was possible! #but ALSO i would buy the shit out of proshot versions of shows

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capybara

#guinea big

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Edit it out, edit it out!

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #i love ally immediately being like #'oh we're gonna need to take some time to make fun of this' #'really get in there and give it a good seeing to'

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TWO HOURS AGO: an incredible photo taken by a ut austin student capturing something deeply poetic in my opinion, a line of state troopers eagerly waiting to arrest student protesters standing just behind a sign that reads "what starts here changes the world. its starts with you and what you do each day."

#us politics