Chronicles of the Nine Realms ( aka my MCU Nine Realms fics ) ( in summary cuz it's actually very long )
. Once upon a time, during before the Viking times, Odin and his first wife, Grymhildr of Nornheim, got married as a way to try ease the tense relations between Asgard and Nornheim
. That marriage produced Hela. However, when Hela was only a baby, Grymhildr plotted treason against the House of Buri. So Odin had Grymhildr executed
. That also resulted in the centuries long Aesir - Nornish conflict
. And then, some years later, Odin and Frigga ( then a Valkyrie ) gradually fell in love and later got married, and thus Frigga becomes a New Queen of Asgard. Bestla was Head of the Valkyries before that position was passed down to Reginleif ( mother of Brunnhilde ) on Odin and Frigga's wedding day
. And then the Aesir Vanir War ensues. It's a whole Asgard + Alfheim vs Vanaheim + Nidavellir scenario. It ends wirh ceasefire on both sides....and Frigga's younger sister Gullveig's marriage to Hodr of Vanaheim also helps recover Aesir Vanir relations. That marriage also resulted in Hogun and his 2 younger sisters, Hnossa and Gersemi
. Sometime after the Aesir Vanir War, Thor, Sif, the Warriors 3, Loki and Sigyn were born
. Heimdall was born from his dad Tyr with his 1st marriage to Kelda, who was younger sister of Aegir of the Sea Fae of Alfheim. Unluckily, Kelda died of a sickness. Sif was born from Tyr and Zisa of the Forest Tribe of Vanaheim
. Sigyn was born as daughter of Duke of the Vale Fae called Ivarr and an Asgardian former Valkyrie called Avenil ( her parents have several nods to Ferdinand of Aragon and Isabella di Castilla )
. Frigga had this exchange student program to have several of the Royal and noble offsprings of Asgard, Vanaheim, Alfheim and Nidavellir to be exchange students in those 4 realms' Royal schools, as a way to encourage potential alliances between those Royal and noble kids against the looming threat of Jotunheim and Svartalfheim
. And that's kinda how Sigyn becomes a childhood friend of Loki in their school days
. Sigyn also has her own band of magic friends - including Sunna and Mani ( twins of Aelsa Featherwine and Mundilfari, then King and Queen of Alfheim ), Anneli ( a Desert Fae - Aesir hybrid who eventually becomes wife of Heimdall ), Glenr ( a Air Fae Duchy heir who becomes husband of Sunna ), Ulla ( youngest of the 9 daughters of Aegir and Ran and later on eventual wife of Mani )
. Anyway, Sunna and Mani kinda reminds me of Margaery and Loras Tyrell in some ways, Ulla kinda reminds me of Edwina Sharma in spades, and Sunna x Glenr kinda remind me of Aurora x Philip and Christine x Raoul in some ways
. In the Yggadrsil Institute Days, Theoric, Amora and Lorelei were amongst ' mean kids ' and were amongst school rivals to Thor and his band of school friends in tow
. Long story short Amora and her family were soon banished to Nornheim cuz of their treasonous acts against House of Buri
. And then, the Valkyrie Massacre happened
. In that event, only 1/10 of the old Valkyrior survived ( with severe injuries/PTSD then ). Reginleif, Avenil, and Valtrauta ( who is also younger sister of Vidarr and daughter of Skolfjr and Gefjon ) all died to save Brunnhilde and Sigyn ( Valtrauta is also old lover of Brunnhilde )
. With the Old Valkyries disbanded, Sigyn soon becomes a lady in waiting to Frigga and adopts a less battle geared lifestyle after recovering from severe injuries
. Ivarr is also older brother of Idunn and Eostre ( Norse Goddess of Spring ). Fandral is son of Bragi and Idunn, making him an older cousin of Sigyn.
. And then Loki and Sigyn soon got together sometime after Valkyrie Massacre, in a birthday party of Sigyn's in the Vale Fae Duchy Castle
. At that point, Loki and Theoric have this romantic rivalry over Sigyn - and ofc Sigyn avoided Theoric like a plague and chose Loki, whom she came to gradually fall for
. And then in Thor 1, Sigyn tries her damn best to be a mediator between Loki and Thor ( and their allies then ij tow ). She was ofc distraught when it seems Loki died
. In Thor 2, upon returning from several diplomatic trips to several Realms, she was elated that Loki survived the Fall....yet is shocked of Loki's actions in Avengers 1. Still, she works to be a mediator between Thor and Loki, all the while becoming a major strategist against the Dark Fae forces
. Sigyn also managed to uncover Theoric's treachery to Asgard by becoming a spy working for Malekith and helped expose Theoric's treachery to Asgard and...yeah that also majorly helped end Theoric and his entire household
. Meanwhile, Malekith killed Mundilfari in a battle, and managed to hypnotize Aelsa to marry him....yet only for a short while, because Sunna and Mani and their eventual spouses managed to break free of their prisons to break the curse. HUGE FIGHT ENSUES and all those Light Fae were killed or imprisoned in that fight....
. And then Ivarr managed to help save those survived Light Fae in tow and a huge battle ensues, which resulted in destruction of Ljosalfgard ( capital of Alfheim ) Yet managed to drive away Malekith and his Dark fae forces
. And then Loki managed to kill Theoric via necromancy
. For 4 years ( which wasn't very long for Asgardian years ), Loki ruled Asgard with disguise of Odin, with Sigyn as a major strategist for him and such.
. They were later secretly wed in a private wedding orchestrated by several priests and priestesses of Asgard who supported their union
. And in Thor 3, basically it became Nine Realms vs Hela
. Sif's parents, Volstagg'a dad ( his mom Geiravog died in the Valkyrie Massacre btw ), Hogun's parents, Ivarr and a number of others all died in that event, yet many still stand
. Sigyn got in touch with Loki via crystal ball facetime, all the while helping her Light Fae friends run the Crystal Cove refuge
. Additional note, Solveig Sindridottir of Nidavellir ( a niece of Eitri and a granddaughter of Iwaldi, and a Princess of Nidavellir ) became amongst the interplanetary support to Asgard after Valkyrie Massacre....and later on gradually fell in love and married Vidarr. Solveig x Vidarr kinda reminds me of Penelope Featherington x Colin Bridgerton in some ways.
. Anyway, it turns out that Hela and her wife Karnilla, Queen of Norns ( and also one of her cousins!!! ) forged a dangerous magic deal with Surtur, in that they share SAME MAGICAL ENERGY
. Years ago, Hela actually snapped after Odin told her the truth of her heritage AND THUS DUNKED MIRMIR'S HEAD IN A POT OF OIL, and thus resulted in Valkyrie Massacre.
. Mimir is also a grandfather of Kvasir of the Mountain Tribe of Vanaheim ( and later becomes 1st husband of Sif snd biological father of her son Ullr ) btw
. Anyway, once they all know of that magic deal, EVERY SINGLE MAGIC USER IN THE NINE REALMS LAUGHED AT HOW THOUGHTLESS THAT DEAL WAS.
. And then Glenr and Eitri joined fleets to defeat Karnilla - Glenr and his Light Fae warriors in tow managed to drain Karnilla's magic, and Eitri and his generals in tow all threw Karnilla off a cliff and crushed her with 3 big stones right after that
. And thats how Hela lost half of her magic.
. On top of that, Hela and Surtur began to be at each other's throats....which later resulted in Surtur killing Hela ( and the Nine Realms celebrated the death of Hela )
. After Thor 3, Thor rules New Asgard, Hogun's sisters Co rule Vanaheim, and Sunna and Mani and their spouses rule Alfheim together
. Vidarr and Kvasir are amongst those who died in Thanos Massacre and their widows managed to escape with their kids in tow and such ( Sif was also pregnant with Ullr at that point btw ). RIP
. Meanwhile Sigyn was abducted by TVA agents during Thanos Massacre ( Loki thought Sigyn died and that's another reason why he tried to stab Thanos out of desperation and such ), and was tortured and imprisoned regularly by TVA stadf, before Sigyn managed to have her big escape with a large number of variants in tow to a variant refuge in Earth 836 Reykjavik. There, Sigyn also recovers from such wounds inflicted on her and helps run behind the frontlines of that refuge
. After the whole chaos in Loki series, Loki manages to find Sigyn, and they have an emotional reunion....
. And Loki and Sigyn rule the multiverse together and later on have twin sons of their own called Vali and Narvi
. Eventually, Loki has an emotional reunion with Thor and the 2 rekindled a friendlier rapport for the sake of their kids ( Thor got an adopted daughter at the end of Thor 4 btw )
. On top of that, sometime after Thor 4, Thor and Sif fell in love through a slow burn romance which includes them at first help each other take care of their kids....
. And eventually, Loki and Sigyn and their young sons attend Thor and Sif's wedding in New Asgard as VIP attendees, bearing gifts in tow
. At that point, Sif was a Duchess of the Mountain Tribe before passing it down to one of her in laws as she becomes new Queen of New Asgard.
Appearances of several Chronicles of Nine Realms characters :
. Grymhildr - Looks like an older version of Hela but with violet eyes
. Sunna - Long platinum golden wavy hair, fair sun kissed skin, violet blue eyes, hourglass slender figure and pointy ears. Vanessa Hessler and Emmi Christensson being face models of Sunna in that story
. Mani - Pointy ears, a ' lunar like ' glow, dark hair and crystal blue eyes
. Ulla - Blue scales and skin, navy blue curly hair and turquoise eyes and pointy skin ( all of her sisters also have their dads' blue skin )
. Glenr - Auburn brown curls, tan skin and jade green eyes and strong physique
. Solveig - Petite, plump with fiery red curls, fair skin and freckles and brown eyes. Nicola Coughlan being a face model of Solveig Sindridottir
. Sigyn - Warm brown curls, pointy ears, sun kissed skin, turquoise eyes and curvy hourglass figure. Jennifer Connelly and Catalina D'Aragon being face models of Sigyn in my MCU fics
. Avenil - Looking like an older version of Sigyn except with brown eyes and no pointy ears
. Ivarr - Looks kinda like Legolas in spades
. Budhil ( father of Brunnhilde, who was also killed by Hela via necromancy before she rushed off to Nornheim ) - a burly, dark skinned man with dread locks
. Reginleif - Dark brown curly hair, muscular curvy figure, with Hazel eyes and brown skin
. Zisa - Looks like an older version of Sif except has emerald green eyes ( Sif has her dad's grey eyes )
. Eostre - Looking kinda like Lucrezia Borgia in spades but with pointy ears
. Idunn - Looks kinda like Elizabeth of York in spades but with golden blonde hair and pointy ears
. Bragi - Looks kinda like an older version of Fandral but with fiery red hair
. Andrhimnir - Looks kinda like older version of Volstagg except a full Dwarf and also has Hazel eyes
. Geiravog - A tall, sturdy figured woman with bushy brown hair, tan skin and brown eyes.
. Gullveig - Looks kinda like Julia Roberts with golden brown curls and sun kissed skin and brown eyes
. Hodr - Looks kinda like a mix of Attila the Hun and Genghis Khan
. Hnossa and Gersemi : Both look kinda more like their mom except with their dad's raven hair and dark eyes
. Mundilfari : Looks kinda like an older version of Mani except with violet blue eyes. Edward the Black Prince being a face model for Mundilfari in that story.
. Aelsa : Looks kinda like an older version of Sunna except with crystal blue eyes. Vanessa Paradis and Joan of Kent being face models of Aelsa in the story.
. Theoric : Looking kinda like Luke Evans
. Amora : Looking kinda like a mix of Margot Robbie and Mary Boleyn
Several of those Chronicles of Nine Realms stylistic nods in the Nine Realms
. Thor : Godric Gryffindor and Ragnar Lothbrok
. Loki : Prince Hamlet, Salazar Slytherin and Iago from Othello
. Sigyn : Catalina D'Aragon, Sansa Stark, Queen Zelda of Hyrule
. Aelsa : Galadriel, Olenna Redwyne and Joan of Kent
. Mundilfari : Edward the Black Prince and Merlin
. Sunna : Queen Aurora, Margaery Tyrell and Arwen
. Mani : Loras Tyrell and Sir Lancelot
. Frigga : Queen Guinevere, Queen Elinor and Rhaenyra Targaryen
. Anneli : Ellaria Sand, Elia Martell and Portia from Merchant of Venice
. Eostre : Lucrezia Borgia and Isabella D'este
. Idunn : Elizabeth of York and Maid Marian
. Bragi : Cacofonix, Geoffrey Chaucer and Robin Hood
. Fandral : Robin Hood and Sir William Thatcher
. Vidarr : Prince Caspian and Prince Florian
. Solveig : Ann of Cleves, Helga Hufflepuff and Snow White
. Glenr : Prince Philippe from Disney and Count Paris
. Hnossa : Katara and Juliet Capulet
. Gersemi : Princess Yue and Ophelia from Hamlet
. Sif : Daenerys, Brienne of Tarth, Gordafarid and Lagertha
. Brunnhilde : Arya Stark and Joan of Arc
. Valtrauta : Boudicca and Ruffnut from HTTYD
. Gullveig : Empress Theodora, Empress Kreka ( first Empress of Attila ), Empress Borte and Dame Ragnelle
. Hodr : Genghis Khan and Attila the Hun
. Hela : Queen Grimmhilde from Snow White and Melisandre
. Karnilla : Maleficent and Justina Szilagyi
. Malekith : Macbeth and Ramsay Bolton
. Odin : Ned Stark, Stoick the Vast, and King Fergus
. Ivarr : Legolas and Ferdinand of Aragon
. Avenil : Isabella di Castilla and Helga from Vikings series
. Amora : Mary Boleyn and Lady Macbeth
. Lorelei : Anne Boleyn and Alicent Hightower
. Theoric : Joffrey Baratheon and King John
Cultural nods of several Realms in MCU Nine Realms
. Asgard : Nordic and Medieval European cultures
. Vanaheim : Slavic, Central Asian and Mongolic cultures
. Alfheim : Celtic and Medieval Mediterranean cultures
. Nidavellir : Central European and Germanic cultures
. Jotunheim : Siberian and Arctic cultures
. Svartalfheim : Celtic and Pictish cultures
. Nornheim : Slavic, Romanian and Balkan cultures
. Gundershelm : Magyar and Germanic cultures
. Skornheim ( the realm that once conquered Vanaheim in Marvel/MCU ) : Turkic and Mongolic cultures
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stolitz duet lyrics
transcribed to the best of my abilities! ellipses indicate sections i couldn't make out. not fully accurate :)
STOLAS
Thank you to
The butterflies
In my stomach
I haven’t
Felt this nervous since I was
A little fluffy dove nesting
My daring-do is half-disguise
Behind a smile my beak is grinding
Ever minding
I swore I wouldn’t dwell on the divorce
‘Til then, for my own health
I’ll remind myself
That when I see him
I know that it won’t be so tough
I’ll believe him, and not the voices
[...]
If I can manage it
It can just be him and me
I’ll set us free
Oh how perfect it could be
When I see him tonight
BLITZO
[...]
Full moon’s tonight! Alright alright!
It’s been a while
Since he needed your attention
Are we okay?
Can’t really say…
I’m getting by
By avoiding this question
So complicated
I hate when it’s complicated!
Why do I always end up in situations that are complicated?!
Here I go again, getting in my head
So I’ll focus on the sexy stuff instead
STOLAS
When I see him…
BLITZO
We’ll go a round or two and I’ll be wearing this
STOLAS
When I trust him…
BLITZO
And then to change things, I’ll just bring the rope and scotch(?)
STOLAS
Ugh!
BLITZO
We’ve got a nice arrangement
And it’s working out just fine
Low commitment right!
STOLAS
I’ll fucking die alone if this goes bad tonight!
When I see him tonight!
Am I doing something I can’t take back?
BLITZO
(spoken) Relax…
STOLAS
Would he want me if he was free?
BLITZO
(spoken) We’re fine!
STOLAS
And if he’s only here as a prisoner
What kind of monster does that make me?
My entire life’s been written in stone…
BLITZO
(spoken) We’re gonna bone…
STOLAS
He taught me that I could choose…
BLITZO
(spoken) Cool
STOLAS
He deserves the chance to stay or go
Though it scares me to think
What I’d lose…
BLITZO
Can’t wait to lose ourselves in nasty sex and make that bird squawk!
STOLAS
[...]
BLITZO
Replace thinking with what makes sense, like him sucking my–
STOLAS
God this is the worst!
BLITZO
Who needs words when you’ve got a mouth full of
STOLAS
(spoken) Don’t say it!
[...]
Give him all your love and trust
BLITZO
I’ll eat his bird puss nice and thrust
STOLAS AND BLITZ (TOGETHER)
And so…
[...]
BLITZO
Oh yeah!
STOLAS
When I see him
Will it be tender? Or be tough?
Will it please him, or will I just be fucking it all up?
Can this be our relationship?
Or am I still naive?
I’ll set us free
Whatever it may be
When I see him
(spoken) tonight…
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