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Duhhhhhhhhhhhh Zim when he's just standing there (I drew this in like, less than five minutes sometimes I just draw him because I need something to do with my hands)

#invader zim #zim

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Part 2 (I need to stop making bets)

Zim plays Hollow Knight

I lost a bet

#invader zim #zim #hollow knight #gamer rage #dib membrane #gaz membrane #zote the mighty #grey prince zote

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THANK YOU KIND STRANGER

Duhhhhhhhhhh I made another video

Also here's the thumbnail image

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Duhhhhhhhhhh I made another video

Also here's the thumbnail image

#invader zim #zim #dib membrane #gazlene membrane #Youtube

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Just realized I never posted this

No you get no context

#naruto #gaara #naruto shippuden #sonic boom #dave the intern

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Zim plays Hollow Knight

I lost a bet

#invader zim #zim #hollow knight #gamer rage

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I wish Gretchen was more prominent- I love her, she's hilarious.

#invader zim #gretchen invader zim

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#dib membrane #invader zim #iz dib

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#invader zim #gaz #gazlene membrane

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Uhhhhhhhh I made a video

I am a shell of a person now

#invader zim #invader zim comics #Youtube

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SO TRUE (also thank you!)

This new transfer from Irk is rather troublesome...

I gave 777 a name, sorry guys.

He's head researcher working on the construction of the Massive. Everyone else is part of the military tech development team.

Tallest Miyuki will surely be by soon to check on their progress, I'm sure it'll go fine.

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This can be found under your blog's settings!!

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This new transfer from Irk is rather troublesome...

I gave 777 a name, sorry guys.

He's head researcher working on the construction of the Massive. Everyone else is part of the military tech development team.

Tallest Miyuki will surely be by soon to check on their progress, I'm sure it'll go fine.

#invader zim #zim #iz headcanons #lard nar #prisoner 777 #vortians

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Baby Zim content! (He's 20)

#invader zim #iz headcanons #skoodge #grinn #zim

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Random Invader Zim headcanons because I hate you all on an intimate and personal level

•Tallest Red and Purple's actual names aren't Red and Purple. They decided when they were young that they were just gonna keep their names between them because it made them feel superior.

•The smallest Irken ever recorded was just slightly bigger than a SIR unit. They were designed to always be smaller than their master, whoever that might end up being.

•Miyuki's death at the Vortian Military Research Lab was what ended the alliance between the Vortians and the Irkens.

•Zim is 212 in human years.

•It takes Irkens roughly 50 human years to reach young adulthood.

•Dib "ironically" plays Fortnite. He always plays as a female skin.

•Gaz dreams of being a game designer.

(It was actually planned in the show for her to be a creative of sorts and I honestly think it's a shame that we never really got to see that.

•All of the episodes and comic issues I DON'T LIKE never happened because I said so.

•Zim also plays Fortnite and always plays as giant muscular skins. He's the one that got Dib to start playing by just constantly bragging about skilled he is (he isn't).

•There is something genuinely wrong with me

•777 gave Zim custody of his children on purpose

•Zim can speak better Spanish than Dib

•Dib thinks he's better than his anime watching peers even though he legitimately watches reality tv.

#invader zim #zim #almighty tallest #invader zim headcanon #iz headcanons #dib membrane

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Irken Smeet collection

From left to right:

Zim, Skoodge, Grenty, Grinn, Skutch, Purple, Red, Pint, Gooch

#invader zim #invader zim oc #zim #skoodge #grinn #skutch #tallest purple #tallest red #gooch

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Elite Commander Poki redesign and Invader Training Headcanons. (Futher info under cut)

Elite Commander Poki was Almighty Tallest Miyuki's second in command and most trusted advisor- As such she continues to wear the Irken Elite Miyuki Branding even after her death.

Her reassigning following the Initiation of Red and Purple involved the training of worthy soldiers to become Invaders for the upcoming Operation Impending Doom.

Much like Irken Slave Drivers and other Irkens in commanding positions, she wears a suit that makes her appear taller than she really is.

She's a no nonsense drill sergeant type- but below the surface she still hasn't gotten over Miyuki's death and often sees her failing students as a disgrace to her awesome legacy.

Contrary to what you might think, Irken defects are actually quite common.

The Control Brain's Irken Bioengineering Program contains an intentional margin of error- Allowing new or odd genetic properties to emerge and potentially be added into the base database for wide spread implementation.

The term "defect" however is reserved for specimens with genetic irregularities that are seen as problematic to the overall objective of the Empire.

But seeing as how defect Irkens are relatively common, it's no surprise that there were quite a few of them who were trained to be Invaders.

These 4 are proper defects in the sense that their irregularities are not seen as particularly useful.

Zim

•Intense and obessive thought patterns, for lack of a better word, Irken neurodivergency. Brilliant in some respects, but moronic in others.

•Capable of parental love from both ends of the spectrum. Looks up to his leaders much like one would a distant parent, and shows intense affection for his minions.

(This is very odd as most Irkens just see their helpers as tools and affection is looked down upon.)

•Selective hearing and auditory processing problems.

Skoodge

•Capable of romantic love and friendship. He is hated for this and seen as "soft"

•In love with ZIM specifically. He has such terrible taste that it counts as a separate defect.

•On the heavier side. He is seen as ugly for this but it actually makes him much more resilient to physical damage and can go without his Pak for much longer than 10 minutes.

(This is me attempting to justify that time they forgot to draw his Pak for a whole episode lmao)

Grinn

•Warped antennae. This distorts her senses and makes her very irritable to certain noises.

•A natural aversion to taking orders and a frequent questioner of the Empire's System.

•Covered in horrible red blemishes. She has an overactive immune system that manifests in extreme bodily reactions to minor stimuli.

(This is one of the worst defects to have when you drop out of the Invader Program and work in a literal garbage chute)

•Writes poetry

Skutch

•Actually evil. Like. Even by Irken standards.

•Will set things on fire for seemingly no reason.

•Rarely ever speaks and when he does it's incredibly vulgar. The only Irken that says Fuck.

•Has no soul, wants or desires. He only lives for the mild fascination elicited from watching the life drain from a living thing's eyes.

These 4 are seen to have more useful defects- Or in other words, they're "Gifted" Irkens. Okay not Gustavo but because he's tall he managed to not get lumped in with the last 4.

Grenty

•Intense regenerative properties. In fact, she struggles to control it properly and will just randomly grow new limbs.

Her regeneration is so good that she is essentially impervious to damage so long as her Pak remains intact.

•Irregular blood viscosity. Needs to be regulated with a patch.

•Overbite.

Mote

•Likes smooth Jazz

•Oversized antennae- He has insanely good sense of his surroundings and is tormented by having to accidentally hear everyone's horrible secrets he never wanted to know.

•Very frail

Fleep

•Abnormally physically powerful. She could break the arms of every other trainee here.

•Sort of capable of friendship but only the kind shared between High School Prom Queens and their evil lackeys.

•Otherwise very competent and professional.

Gustavo

•I hate Gustavo

•He's really friendly and normal by human standards but an UTTER FREAK by Irken standards.

•Joined the Invader program because he wants something to fall back on when he becomes a freelance advertising consultant.

•Gustavo must die.

•Is tall enough that the bias of the system has prevented him from being killed. (Unfortunately)

ALSO WORTH NOTING-

Zim is responsible for the deaths of most of the people here- The only ones to survive his Operation Impending Doom screw up were Skoodge, Skutch, and Grinn.

(Grinn never became a real Invader, Skoodge is basically immortal, and even Zim knows not to mess with Skutch.)

I imagine that most of the Invaders assigned to Operation Impending Doom 2 were from the generation after Zim and were still in training during the first operation.

Bonus content of Skutch setting fire to the wildlife

#invader zim #redesign #zim #elite commander poki #invader zim headcanon #iz headcanons #skoodge #skutch #grinn #invader zim oc