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guys i'm so excited for the spiderbit zine aaaaaaa it's going to be so cool!!! there are so many talented people in this community and it's going to be AWESOME!!!

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help lore heavily suggested cellbit start drinking his wine out of the coffee mug WHICH IS NOT BECAUSE HE BREAKS THE GLASSES ITS NOT!!! so now hes drinking wine out of a coffee mug

#kind of a vibe tbh #I don’t drink but I’d probably take my wine in a mug #wine glasses look too shatter-y

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I sincerely hope that the guapoverse tags leading to the qsmp on ao3 doesn’t end with anybody harassing ao3 tag wranglers or volunteers. I know it’s disappointing, but it was either the qsmp tag or the video/blogging rpf tag

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Cellbit: Dude, this is the most difficult thing that- that I’ve had to do up until now. Solving the enigmas, dude, didn’t even come close to this. I have to lie to everyone I like. I have to see everyone who trusted me slowly becoming disappointed. I have to take that all quietly and continue saying the biggest atrocities that I disagree with just to get some information. Something!

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Cellbit: It’s like if you looked someone in the face and said the worst things you can think of knowing that you’re doing it to protect them, you know? Ultimately, you're doing it for their own good, but you're hurting them now for- for a greater good. It really sucks, dude. It really sucks. Like the things I had to say to Forever, the things I had to say to- to Badboy. The things I have to say to everyone, dude. Like everyone using my own arguments against me. (Laughs) And I being forced to try to refute my own head.

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Cellbit: And I'm trying to make things very obvious. I'm trying sometimes, like, I'm trying my best to leave books accessible in obvious places- in obvious chests. And say things that I would NEVER say to them. They know, at least deep down, they have a little suspicion that it doesn't make sense. And maybe they can read- Because Cucurucho, he has one problem. He doesn't have the social tact that humans do. He doesn’t- He doesn’t function like a human being. He has letters saying that he doesn't understand how pronouns work and doesn't know what feelings and wants are. He knows what feelings are, but he doesn't know what it's like to have feelings according to what he said. He doesn’t know what are- He has a letter where he says, “I don’t know what is want.”

Cellbit: Thinking about that, the only way I can get around it is by leaving purposeful nuances that I'm saying absurd things so that if you see me from a distance and you don't know me it looks like I'm- that I'm an asshole and I'm really fighting with them but the people who know me, who’ve been with me over these last- All this time on the island and still love me and know I’d never say those things, “No, dude, it doesn't make sense that he's saying these things. It must have some purpose. That logic doesn’t make sense.” It has to make A BIT of sense for Cucurucho to believe it but it can’t make so much sense that my friends don’t doubt at least a little bit. Those who know me know. I'm relying on that.

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mlem

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kitty cats…………………

#gatoier looks just like how I imagined brambleclaw when I was a kid #peak cat design

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Awww I just saw Lore’s post. Congrats to them!!

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doodles !!

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cellkitty >:]

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Since it’s a long while away, I don’t mind saying the general premise of the fic I’m working with here:

“There’s a vampire in Quesadilla City, Cellbit hears. It’s a shame vampires don’t exist. This is probably a serial killer working off of public fear of vampires to try and get popular, he’s read about this kind of thing before.

Doesn’t mean he doesn’t get invited by the police to help investigate (thanks, boss…)

The detective assigned to help him is a new one: Bagi, a recent hire who kind of gives Cellbit the creeps.

But Bagi’s mind isn’t on the case. She doesn’t know what to think of Cellbit, and she doesn’t want to think of Cellbit. There are more important things on her mind, like demons. And her girlfriend. And their daughter.

She already knows the vampire’s identity, anyway. And she can guarantee they’ll never be caught.”

Like. It’s so fun!! I can’t wait!!

Since I’ve been talking about what I want in the breaking dawn sequel with Loboier and Puppito, it’s only fair that I bring up the other major change to the cast: Bagi, because the way the story is looking will have her and Cellbit alternating chapter povs

Bagi, in this universe, is a detective. She’s been trying to track down her brother since he vanished at school as a kid, but she’s kinda gotten sidetracked with both becoming a vampire and with. Tina 🥰

She and Cellbit won’t get along immediately, but they will be friends. Neither recognizes each other, but maybe that’s for the best considering the plot of the story lol

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I think that Bagi might just enter the story with Empanada. That brings Mousey into the story, too. And Niki I think? But idk if they’ll appear too often, they’ll probably end up like Pac and Mike did in breaking dawn.

Tina though! She’s a central character. Good for her tbh

Since I’ve been talking about what I want in the breaking dawn sequel with Loboier and Puppito, it’s only fair that I bring up the other major change to the cast: Bagi, because the way the story is looking will have her and Cellbit alternating chapter povs

Bagi, in this universe, is a detective. She’s been trying to track down her brother since he vanished at school as a kid, but she’s kinda gotten sidetracked with both becoming a vampire and with. Tina 🥰

She and Cellbit won’t get along immediately, but they will be friends. Neither recognizes each other, but maybe that’s for the best considering the plot of the story lol

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Since I’ve been talking about what I want in the breaking dawn sequel with Loboier and Puppito, it’s only fair that I bring up the other major change to the cast: Bagi, because the way the story is looking will have her and Cellbit alternating chapter povs

Bagi, in this universe, is a detective. She’s been trying to track down her brother since he vanished at school as a kid, but she’s kinda gotten sidetracked with both becoming a vampire and with. Tina 🥰

She and Cellbit won’t get along immediately, but they will be friends. Neither recognizes each other, but maybe that’s for the best considering the plot of the story lol

#very different relationship from the catboy in the village au #that au is purely from a very biased and upset cell’s pov #so he’s obviously gonna describe her terribly #but in this fic? she’s a good colleague and a decent friend… even if she won’t go to book club

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Just a tiny bit of context, no more

Idk how else to say this but qCellbit and qBagi both would’ve gone to Gay High School if they were able to. But because Cellbit was being dumb and experiencing The Horrors, only Bagi got to go to Gay High School. This explains why it took Cellbit several hours to act gay (see: qPac and qFelps), but it only took Bagi approximately an hour and a half to act gay (see: Melissa.) She simply had more gay education than Cellbit did, though they’re both kinda prodigies in the field of being gay

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Idk how else to say this but qCellbit and qBagi both would’ve gone to Gay High School if they were able to. But because Cellbit was being dumb and experiencing The Horrors, only Bagi got to go to Gay High School. This explains why it took Cellbit several hours to act gay (see: qPac and qFelps), but it only took Bagi approximately an hour and a half to act gay (see: Melissa.) She simply had more gay education than Cellbit did, though they’re both kinda prodigies in the field of being gay

#sorry I saw the meme again and lost consciousness

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the chosen aesthetics of the various redstoners fascinate me. tango and impulse are tinkerers of various mechanical marvels. doc is the industrial revolution personified. mumbo continually casts himself as a silicon valley startup guy. its just. Interesting