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wrote a thesis today 👍

#anonymous puzzler talks #&now i am gonna eat a lot of indian food with my Wife.

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there's a character in the show 911 called Buck & i keep seeing posts about him, but i don't watch the show so i always think of your guy instead. so i keep imagining him in Various Situations now. currently he's hanging out with drag queens

that would happen to my Buck too I think

#anonymous puzzler answers #villain coded comic #anonymous puzzler originals #i need to put buck in Funner Situations. like hanging out with drag queens

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not canon for several reasons but in my heart this is how Davey would come out to Minnie given the opportunity (thank you Shirts That Go Hard)

#rebloggin this for no reason just because its maybe the most Minnie And Davey Dynamic Image I've Ever Drawn #villain coded comic #anonymous puzzler art #anonymous puzzler originals #hi i'm trying to finish my DAMN thesis

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do the villain coded trio paint their nails often, and if they do, what colors do they go for? i know you draw minnie with them black sometimes but would she be interested in any other color?

Minnie only does black because it's the Coolest Color and she's a little goth wannabe. Davey used to paint his nails semi-frequently when he was younger, but doesn't anymore for several reasons (one, his line of work means it's liable to get chipped off right quick; two, not like his lifestyle means a lot of going to the club or whatever so he generally doesn't get super dressy most of the time; three, he's only got the one hand to paint with nowadays and Buck sure doesn't know how to do it for him). Buck I don't think has ever painted his nails and would be really bad at doing it himself, but if, say, Minnie ever did his for him I think he would actually really like it. (I think he'd go for mostly very muted colors, maybe a dark red if he was feelin' fancy.)

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OH. MY GOD. I JUST REALIZED WHY YOU GAVE BUCK FAT FUCKING TITS IT'S BECAUSE HIS NAME IS BUCK AND A BUCK'S HORNS ARE CALLED RACKS AND TITS ARE ALSO CALLED RACKS IT'S ONE BIG PUN THAT TOOK ME MONTHS TO GET OH MY GOD!!!!!

let's pretend this is the reason and that i'm a brain genius of character design

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Not from the question meme I just saw you mention minnie might do good with a plant and I think if she learned about how easy it is to propagate succulents from a little plucked bit of plant shed go full YOU WOULDNT DOWNLOAD A SEEDUM (buttrock guitaur riff) and have like five scrappy Home Depo 'rescues'

YOU'RE SO RIGHT. Bulkhead and Dynamo abruptly at risk of discovery after a cumulative 20 year long criminal career because suddenly there's about 15 downloaded plants out back

#anonymous puzzler answers #friendlyfrankenstein #villain coded comic #anonymous puzzler originals #this made me remember something in the comic actually. no i will not elaborate smile

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HELLO AND THANK YOU QUESTION ASKERS OF THIS GAY EARTH here are your question answers

1) Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite? - Answered this one here and here!

2) Can they take care of a plant?

Of the three, Minnie seems the most likely to do so successfully - she's into biology and chemistry, so at the very least she kinda understand the theory of what care plants need on that level. Buck and Davey could probably manage if they had to, but I think Buck would get super stressed out about possibly killing the plant, and Davey just doesn't have a lot of gardening-specific experience.

8) Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

It depends on the type of puzzle and, honestly, whether or not they're doing well with it. Davey I think is mostly intrigued and much harder to frustrate, Minnie's mostly intrigued but will get frustrated fast if she doesn't get it right away, and Buck almost certainly would be frustrated nine times out of ten (he's got a lot of hangups and self-consciousness around his intelligence). Present it to him as "hey can you puzzle out how to rebuild this busted car engine", though, and he might swap over to intrigued.

9) Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)? - Answered this one here!

11) They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

For Buck and Davey, probably save, if only on the technicality of "if we get noticed suddenly blowing huge amounts of cash someone will come after us due to We Are Wanted Criminals". I think they could both be tempted to spend at least a bit, though - maybe just a couple new kitchen appliances and a PS5 shipped to a PO box, you know... Minnie is 13 and has no self control she would blow thousands of dollars in a Hot Topic within the hour

13) Name one thing their parents taught them.

Buck's dad and, in turn, Minnie's dad after him, taught each of them how to throw a punch pretty much as soon as they reasonably could. (Whether or not they succeeded is a different question.) Buck's mom, on the other hand, taught him how to block. I think Minnie learned how to read from her mom. Davey learned computer security stuff from his dad, and his mom taught him Spanish. (She tried very, very valiantly to teach him to cook, but he's got the exact inverse of a natural talent there.)

14) Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

All of Buck's pleasures are guilty because he has an anxiety disorder. Minnie and Davey I think have very opposite views on the subject - Minnie thinks 'guilty pleasures' are fake and stupid, because if you're feeling so guilty about it why bother liking it, idiot? (But then in actuality she is extremely self-conscious about Liking Things, because being genuine and vulnerable is cringe.) Davey, on the other hand, is like yeah guilty pleasures are for sure a thing, I got tons of them, even though in actuality he carries next to no guilt over even the trashiest garbage he likes.

15) What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

Buck's kind of got a weird relationship with leisure activities in general - he doesn't really "get" sitting down to watch TV or play a video game or something like that. (Nothing against it, and he'll hang out with the TV on once and a while, but he doesn't really seek it out as an activity.) Davey, meanwhile, doesn't really see the point of some chores and social nicety-type stuff (look, he's sorry, he's not gonna make the fucking bed, he's just messing it up again in like 12 hours). Minnie, outside of thinking pretty much all chores are a waste of time (at least for her. Uncle Buck can do as much laundry as he wants), definitely thinks her superhero training-slash-superhero work in general is a waste of time.

16) If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear? - Answered this one here!

27) Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?

Minnie's all in on vengeance, while Buck, contrary to popular interpretation, at least wants to be the forgiving type. Davey's kind of in-between, edging more towards vengeance - if nothing else, he's the type who will begrudgingly give you a second chance if you genuinely attempt to make amends, but he will never forget what you did.

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for the oc asks, number 29

I actually answered number 29 already! yahoo yipee!! dreams are weird !!

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oc asks that reveal more than you think

Do they sleep with a stuffed animal? If they have multiple, who’s the favorite?

Can they take care of a plant? What about a pet? What about a child?

Ask them to describe their love interest.

Do they look good in red?

Speech! Speech! Speech! Speech! Will they give one, and what about?

Who will they take advice from, no matter what it is? Who won’t they take advice from, no matter what it is?

Describe them in three words. Now let them describe themself in three words.

Do complex puzzles intrigue or frustrate them?

Do they empathize with non-sentient things (dolls, plants, books…)?

What age do they most want to be right now?

They’ve won the lottery. Spend, or save?

Do they like romance in the books they read (or in the book they’re in)?

Name one thing their parents taught them.

Would they agree with the term ‘guilty pleasure’? Do they have any?

What would they consider a waste of time– other than school or work?

If money wasn’t a limit, what would they wear?

Do they like children?

Kissing: tongue or no tongue?

Do they study before tests? Practice before job interviews?

What do they like that nobody else does?

What would it take for them to break up with someone? What would be the last straw?

Do they like being called pet names? Do they call other people pet names? What’s their go-to?

Stability or novelty?

Honesty or charity?

Safety or possibility?

Talent or effort?

Forgiveness or vengeance (or…)?

Would they date a fixer-upper?

What recurring dreams do they have?

What would they do if they knew it would be forgiven?

#hi wghat if. oc asks. either these or just Any #i'm doing the Big Class tonight pleeeaassse reward my tired ass with Talking About My Guys #anonymous puzzler originals #villain coded comic

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TONIGHT'S STREAM (~6pm Eastern)

Let's finish "Side Order".

#hi im at this stream. #anonymous puzzler streams #hollowtones

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ohmy god hi im so normal anout splatoon (hyperfixating)

every single dlc is just pearl and marina beinf married and its so cute. i love them so much theyre my everything. sobs violently

PEARL AND MARINA ARE THE REALEST IN THE WORLD i want to be pearl when I grow up I want to have infinite swag and also infinite money to buy my wife as many synths and forklifts as she wants

#anonymous puzzler answers #ohklah0ma #i don't think my wife wants forklifts but if she does.

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What are your thoughts on the new Off the Hook songs?

FGEEL REALLY NORMAL

#anonymous puzzler answers #don't get me wrong i love deep cut and i love the squid sisters but side order & related really cemented that pearl and marina are THE PEAK #look at this. Marina's hanging all over her wife with love in her eyes and they're dropping banger tracks every time they show up. #you can't beat that you just can't. i love them also i need to have every pearl look in real life please

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[gets really close to the microphone] hey if your guys were a band (AU or just on top of everything else) what genre would they play, and what instruments?

oh man this is SO fun to think about because of all the things the trio are good with music is. Not Up There LOL. of the three of them Davey's the Most musical (mostly in that he likes to sing and is Pretty Okay at it, if extremely untrained). In an AU where they were a band I feel like they'd go for charmingly amateurish garage rock/electronica; Minnie would probably do synth/chiptune type mixing and Buck I can see gelling with drums, while Davey of course is their highly charismatic vocalist. they have exactly 10 listeners on Soundcloud at their peak.

#anonymous puzzler answers #strangegutz #villain coded comic #anonymous puzzler originals #extremely funny given minnie eventually hangs out with nemo who IS in a band (minnie does their posters & publicity photos) #nemo & friends I think do extremely buttrock/nu-metal type stuff & they are Extremely High School Freshmen

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Hi! Love your guys more every time I see them, btw. Hmmmm. Have you already mentioned what are each their favourite board games? Or card games? Eg. my sister and I would play a lot of slapjack or war as kids, but our parents/their friends preferred stuff like gin rummy and tripoley

I think of the three of them Davey's the most well-versed in board and card games - I can see him really enjoying card games generally; slapjack, bull, war, maybe even some poker. I'll bet you he did a little bit of tabletop gaming as a young adult too, albeit not particularly seriously. Buck and Minnie meanwhile I think can enjoy card & board games when presented the opportunity, but neither especially grew up on them, and they're both equally sore winners AND losers, so like. proceed with caution

#anonymous puzzler answers #villain coded comic #anonymous puzzler originals #buck's self esteem is Clinically Low and he rarely catches a break so he beats himself up bigstyle if he loses & is insufferable if he wins #meanwhile minnie Is Thirteen Years Old with all that entails.

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EEEEE THE WELCOME HOME UPDATE

it is so funny to me just How Many Advertisements for all these different merchandise/howdy store products there are lol

but gosh theres so many new voice lines and all the animations!! look exactly like id think they would from that time you all nailed it and all the little props and the hot dogs and lfkjnghbfghjksf absolutely incredible it is so very abundantly clear that a huge amount of work went into every part of it and the whole site is so full of life and details, amazing job all of you❤️❤️

oh my gosh i saved this so I wouldn't spoil anything right after drop BUT!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! you are so kind... I'm very very glad to hear you enjoyed our hard work

#anonymous puzzler answers #serendipitous-mage #welcome home #welcome home spoilers

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Which is your favorite normal level song in Side Order? Not gonna ask about the entire soundtrack because like. It still hasn’t even been a week yet

well i forgot to answer this until Much After a week but !! the whole soundtrack slaps but i particularly like all the boss themes. they're so cool and I love the way they incorporate samples in the actual vocal clips they're so cool

#anonymous puzzler answers #gavternoon #i haven't actually played much side order myself due to Time and Energy but holly and i did the whole thing on stream where She was playing #and my god i like side order a normal amount (staring at pearl and marina) #i won't say more just in case anyone else is still avoiding spoilers but man. good game good game mode

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since Buck played cookie run (before being banned) did he have a favorite character? or did nothing matter other than the joy of the gacha lol

mostly he was playing for the joy of gacha - Buck unfortunately is Very susceptible to gambling and addictive patterns/etc for a lot of reasons; in some ways the gacha addiction was a healthier substitute for more overtly harmful patterns earlier in his life (though even then he's objectively Much better off now that Davey's gotten him off the gacha too). even then he definitely had his favorites though - Captain Caviar was a big one (a loud-mouth villain who actually is deeply respected and helps a lot of people huh.........)

#anonymous puzzler answers #villain coded comic #anonymous puzzler originals #tw addiction mention #buck's fucking been through it man swear to god. #anyway hi i'm digging through my inbox to see if there's any asks i can answer without a doodle that i forgot about feel free to send more