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bro i just watched hal burst into tears because his idol/role model/whatever is "just so polite"

#its idol is hal 9000 if you couldnt guess #lucky for me im not lame enough for an idol

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Davesprite: love the word lackluster. well it sucks because it’s not shiny

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time travel buddies having a jam session ^_^ commissions

#i love this wtf

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#STRAWBERRY. #of course its strawberry

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dawg where did this stomachache come from the fuck. ow

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why the fuck do i keep havin these weird ass dreams man. i dont need this

#theyve progressed to #not nightmares but like #not good anymore

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Sex? No, I'd rather [unintelligible noise that worms into your brain and festers in your thoughts, consuming your every waking hour until it is all you can think about and it's driving you mad]

#lowkey hot

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nah no way i saw someone sayin to forcefem any dave fictives you find...man idc if thats just a joke ermmmm no thank you

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WHOS GONNA BE THE TED TO MY BILL

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last night I had a dream that I met Bill and Ted, and I complimented Bills crop top and said something about how I would wear crop tops if my body was less bogus and he put a hand on my shoulder and said “what’s truly bogus is the way you think about yourself” and Ted nodded solemnly and then I woke up

#bill and ted should come tell me this

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yeah so my gender is whatever the fuck bill and ted have goin on

#i love the bill n ted movies #id marry them if i wasnt already married to apple juice

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MAN TF ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT GOOGLE SAYS ELEPHANT EARS N FRIED DOUGH ARE THE SAME THING

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man. would call ya a pussy or somethin but honestly me fuckin too so i cant even fight ya on that one. dont know if i ever mentioned this one but im actually nonverbal as fuck so i aint really front when we in public cause that shits annoyin.

but see i also gotta fight ya on it cause the fact that ya aint ever had an elephant ear is a crime. its like a kinda cinnamon fried dough, shits good. that n funnel cake. they fuck.

shit i aint non-verbal but i have the issue where every time i talk it apparently sounds like im judging you. that plus the shades (which. yeah i got myself a pair and theyre somewhere with us 24/7) makes it hard for people to talk to me in general which sucks ass

listen i aint never seen an elephant ear anywhere near here although idk if they sell them outside of fairs. we live in regular fried dough territory. i at least know what funnel cake is though so you cant come after me for that one

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yea naw i aint paused ta consider the fact that movin to a big city aint gonna be fun fer me. shouldnta greenlit that shit when we were discussin it, iunno. fair at our town's in september this year anyway so aint like we woulda been able ta make it if we put off movin a couple months (which we wouldnt. rollin my eyes)

nahh man ya should definitely go. dont matter if yer goin alone, everyone deserves ta get the fair experience. dont think youve lived till youve had the shitty overpriced elephant ears and gone on dubiously safe rides.

see i would. i totally would. but i also hate going into big places with big crowds alone so id be fucked over bigtime

also what the fuck is an elephant ear? cuz i doubt that name is literal

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doubt that tumblr's gonna track my ass down, so. goin from the midwest to denver. i mean it looks like they got fairs there but aint the same vibe as a real fair, yaknow. shit sucks, didnt consider that one.

booing and hissing. laaaaame. LAAAAME. how dare you, denver. shaking my head

i gotta find one near me so i can finally go but also. itll be weird as shit goin alone so i might not even bother

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actually hey wait a fuckin second. addin to my last ask. we was 'pposed ta go to one this summer but we're fuckin movin an i don't think they got fairs there. hey. what the fuck.

laaaame. wherever youre movin must suck ass

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ya never been ta a fair? dove. bambi. buddy. i would say im takin ya but i cant actually do that. mentally im takin ya.

dude. id fuckin love to mentally go to a fair with you