argumate

[argumate]

alright so HERE'S a question. if centaurs have a human stomach and a horse stomach and have to eat for both... are those stomachs in parallel or in series? and if they're in parallel do the digestive systems join up at some point or do they have two separate buttholes??

😏

[argumate]

McKinsey & Co. sought to rally its partners with upbeat declarations and blasts of rock and rap music in Copenhagen earlier this month, attempting to boost morale during a tumultuous period for the giant consulting firm.

The musical soundtrack included a selection of hits from pop artists including American rapper Eminem and singer Bob Marley. “Tubthumping” by former British rock bank Chumbawamba was also played, with its signature lyrics: “I get knocked down, but I get up again. You are never gonna keep me down.”

anarchists grunting and taking damage

[argumate]

youzicha said: I think “seven days” might be

god as the influencer who saw the organic growth that resulted from seven days of using AI to enhance his TikTok account

Use AI to amplify your TikTok account organically for free for 7 days.

none of these words are in the bible or whatever I don't know I haven't read it

[argumate]

😳

Use AI to amplify your TikTok account organically for free for 7 days.

none of these words are in the bible or whatever I don't know I haven't read it

[argumate]

the paradox of habitually losing the Who Has It Worse contest

[argumate]

right about now bout now bout now bout now

[argumate]

“I am the way” vs. “the way that can be spoken is not the eternal way”

#reblog2022

[argumate]

Use AI to amplify your TikTok account organically for free for 7 days.

none of these words are in the bible or whatever I don't know I haven't read it

[argumate]

calling on Weird Al to release Shiny Happy Poets

the dead poets society. the tortured poets department...what are they doing to those poets? no wonder the artform has declined... thats some fucked up shit, if you ask me!

Hmm which late night talk show host would it be most contemptuous to use a gif of

[argumate]

dangerous precedent giving us the day off for a dead royal when there’s a seemingly infinite supply of live ones

#reblog2022

[argumate]

You are not in any danger.

😳

[argumate]

#reblog2022

[argumate]

of course now the Ukrainian army is the one that's wavering as the Russians push back in, but it's been two years!

I mean if you went back to January and told Putin that in twelve months time the Russian army would be destroyed, Sweden and Finland would have joined NATO, and Ukraine would be pushing into Crimea, would he still pull the trigger?

#reblog2022

[argumate]

optometrist has a wall chart and also a series of dudes of different sizes hiding in corners

damn turns out i have some extremely bright led lights in my room i never noticed. Another lightswitch on the oppoosite wall

[argumate]

As a side note related to your post about Mulan, I just realized that "let's get down to business to defeat the Huns" could work just as well in a musical set during the First World War

*Lee Ermey voice* did they send me daughters when I asked for sons??

[argumate]

random back of the envelope figures:

at a market cap of $750 billion (!) Tesla would need to achieve $37 billion in profit a year to achieve a 5% yield.

at $15,000 profit margin per vehicle (very generous) that would require selling 2.5 million vehicles per year, reasonable given that Ford sells 4 million.

at $5,000 profit margin per vehicle (more competitive) that would require selling 7.5 million vehicles per year, almost as many as VW.

holy shit the world sells 70 million vehicles a year? that's a lot!

hmm Volkswagen market cap is only $140 billion and it has a dividend yield of 2.5%.

Tesla still looks overvalued, but who would be foolish enough to short it.

#reblog2021

[argumate]

*warming up the crowd at the local mathematicians bar* here's a little number I call... seven