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this black dude with short dreads and a backpack on just walked up while I was in a customer car & said ''HELL0''
"HOW CAN I HELP YOU?" I ASKED
"doooo yooo wooorrk hhheere?" in a long drawn-out voice with a hint of acted down syndrome, (or something like it). his next words would be very unexpected on my my part. " would u like me to be your sex slave"? this time each word was more slow and drawn out than the last.
I smiled. I was smiling not becasue that sounded like a goood idea to me, or becasue i thought it funny, no i put a grin on becasue i knew exactly what was happening. This was some Cali Kid or wherever he preivously resided ( it was apparent this guy was new to the austin-metro area) and he was simply atempting to complete the everlsting task of ''keeping austin weird." Oh and to get some kind of rise or reaction out of me too. i was not about to let that happen. i responded back "no" and kept going. he again asked if i was sure and i turned back to look and gave an even bigger smiling nod yes. i got to give it to him it def. through me off. And made my day better. Still happy i didn't give him the satisfaction...and at any rate i was born and raised in austin,tx, its gotta be some insane ludicrous shit to really scare me away. I'm the reason austin STAYS WEIRD
#keepaustinfresh
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(Top left to botton) the alchamey symbol for creation and the 4 elements on my hand and knuckles ;what i think i look like to people who can see auras;my door to the other side; what i think i look like to demons, and what i see in the mirror.
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