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Goober Grove - Aspirations Ziggy has microscopic dreams.

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NEW BY ME: #FuckStalkerware pt. 6: tattling on pcTattletale

my in depth article on yesterdays breach and defacement of stalkerware provider pcTattletale, there is some wild shit in there!

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Aziraphale and Crowley in Hades style! 😊

A speedpaint video of these will be available at my Patreon on june 1st along with the 10th doctor one!

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Nintendo Announces That The Switch's Successor Will Be The Wii U Again

Putting an end to months of intense anticipation and speculation, Nintendo announced today that the Nintendo Switch's successor console will have the exact same name as its predecessor, the Nintendo Wii U. It will also have the exact same technical specs and game library, and Nintendo projects the exact same lackluster sales.

In a press conference at the company's Kyoto headquarters, senior executive officer Yoshiaki Koizumi explained the reasoning behind the move: "We decided to release Wii U again because it's pretty good. It rules, actually. I love it."

Nintendo President Shuntaro Furukawa further elaborated: "Nintendo Land was my shit. Game & Wario was so underrated. So was Kirby and the Rainbow Curse. So was Star Fox Zero. So was Animal Crossing amiibo Festival. So was Sonic Boom: Rise of Lyric." Furukawa went on to list every single Wii U exclusive game over the next minute and a half, as Koizumi cheered and applauded.

Also present at the press conference was legendary developer Shigeru Miyamoto, who mostly talked about how much he misses Miiverse. "I'm so nostalgic for Miiverse. When I look back on my life, I realize that without exception, my most cherished memories and friendships all happened within Miiverse. In fact, it was in the Meme Run community that I met my current wife and children."

"Splatoon 1 is the best Splatoon," Furukawa continued. "Mario Maker 1 is the best Mario Maker. Hyrule Warriors 1 is the best Hyrule Warriors. Mario Kart 8 non-Deluxe is the best Mario Kart 8."

"Yooooo, the battle mode with the racing tracks was so much fun!!!" Koizumi exclaimed, as Miyamoto vigorously nodded in agreement. "Underrated," Furukawa repeated. "So underrated."

The press conference concluded with all three agreeing that the Nintendo Switch "sucks" and "ain't shit," deciding on the spot that they would deactivate its online servers in order to reconnect the Wii U ones as soon as possible. "If you like Switch better, I'm very sorry, but it's inferior and we're shutting it down."

"I'm not sorry," Miyamoto said, addressing Nintendo Switch fans directly. "Fuck you. I wish I could shut you down, too."

#i have had more fun with my wii u than my switch #but I think thays mostly because of where they fell in my life

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Had to lump a few together because of the options limit. Tell prev what they are in the tags!

#plasma I think

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My JFK theory is that he was playing Simon Says and Simon didn't say to wave at the crowd

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Goober Grove - Nail Polish Georgetta paints Razzlyn's nails.

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assuming OOT (and some MM) since sheik was mentioned. sheik wasnt specified so hes fluid.

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Dungeon Meshi - Senshi and Izutsumi Summer

#she's just like me fr

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JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Golden Wind (1995)

#that album being on the only ones I own is so funny to me

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If I get a PO box a little man will send himself through the mail and when I open the box he will shoot me with a big gun

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Are triangles the strongest shape.

It is known among the wise.

#3 lines where two points meet

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15 years ago youtube videos were like two or three freshly graduated guys making mildly homophobic but also somewhat homoerotic comedy skits filmed in 480p on a digital camera gifted to them by god and now its all like 25 minute long videos that are like "THE DARK SIDE OF TINY TOONS"

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some people say she's undatable... heartbreaking </3

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big things happening in england

#this post hoing viral really annoys me #because the caption says big things happening in England and nothing annoys me more than when people conflate England and Wales #BUT although Y Fenni is a welsh Town #the border of england and wales runs through the forest of dean so the big things could well be in England!