arywizm

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Kids these days don't know what the fuck a liminal space is anymore but they use it to describe fucking EVERYTHING.

#you do not want to admit it but liminal is a perfect character count word #everything is in between something my children

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

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sniffs you

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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it

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THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

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$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

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"i cant watch shows about fantasy kingdoms without thinking about how they should be abolishing the monarchy" that my friend sounds like a skill issue

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so much gay terminology in f1... what are they driving on STRAIGHTS for. COMING OUT of the garage. why are they BOTTOMING. theyre on POLE ??? whose pole????

#i’ve been saying #there is a paper on masculinity in sports in there if anyone wants to write it

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[after sucking the meat clear off your bones] what are we

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don’t let the fact that I don’t have a degree and therefore a leg to stand on in academia fool you, I am not above talking over the professor to prevent them from asking follow up questions

#i teach 6 year olds english #you think your tenure gives you the power to talk over me #fool

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i'm a natural born biter i just need to feel ur skin in my mouth to show you i care and also it rocks

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Artist Alexis Trice "Wolf Dog"

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I lied. I don’t actually like sex. Put your clothes back on I’m going to explain the entire plot of the Silmarillion to you.

#now that i’ve gathered you all here

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DONNIE DARKO (2001) - dir. Richard Kelly

#i really thought this was peak poetry when i was 13 huh

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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

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when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house