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Who would buy a bong in the shape of a dick?

Xiao, Xiao, XIaO, x i a o, X I A O, XIAO! Allen would see it and be like “Yass bitch” And buy one to piss off Oliver. Maybe Lutz would buy it but just for the comedic effect.

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Dude, in anatomy we was dissection a poor frog, I felt so bad, so the entire time I was saying that "it's wrong to kill gay frogs" . "How do u know the frogs gay?""I just know! And here we are fucking dissecting the gay dead body of a frog." I have never seen my teacher so confused

NUUUUUUUUUUU poor froggos! I love frogs so I say no to dissecting them. I’m prob going to be that one kid that sets them all free. Or takes them home with me.

GAY FROGS MATTER!

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I love your pregnant ask. Can you do that same with the rest of the allies and the axis.

((Thanks, Anon!)) 

Xiao: I don’t think we should do this but... if you really want to-

Viktor: No- 

Flavio: Bella, I love you, you know I do! BUT HOLY SHIT YOU FUCK TOO MUCH-

Luciano: Tired? Me? Never! *Dies on the inside*

Kuro:....I’m going to buy you a sex machine...

Lutz: Don’t have sex and break the bed, give Lutz a break and cuddle instead-

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Okay, u know "is cold out bhut I'm still lookin like a thottie cuz a hoe nevah getz cowld!" Who would say that

Allen, Allen, ALLEN, AlLeN, a l l e n, A L L E N

....Did I say Allen?

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Actually banging isnt bad for a prego mama

Oh, I never knew that! Well, thank you, Anon. I always thought it would hurt the baby so I put everyone saying no or showing some concern

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How would the FACE fam react if they got their s/o pregnant and their s/o is crazy horny? Like horny to the point they are wearing the 2p's out?

Allen: Listen doll, I understand, you want this. I mean, so do I but, you’re preggers, we gotta wait for the baby, babe!

Matt: Nonononnoonononononononononon NO NO. No more smashy smashy until you give birthy birthy.

Francois: As much as I would love to have you right now, I care about your health.

Oliver: *Goes into mother mode* I NEED TO PUT MY FOOT DOWN AND PULL MY PANTS UP BECAUSE YOU ARE TO ACTIVE- 

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Hi , how are you ?i don't know completely your story, but I have noticed you have a little brother and I thought maybe you should look out for him as well so he wouldn't feel as you do now btw I hope it gets better . It's just reminded me of myself but you know just in case see how he's doing and stuff because from a personnel experience I'm truly thankful to have an older sister although I was such a dick to her . So take care of yourself and I hope you're doing well and I'm Sorry to bother you

Sweet of you but, I don’t have a younger brother... I have five brothers and two sisters but I am the youngest! I have tried talking to my brother but I just get mediocre responses 

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Yo is it cool if I use some of your asks as inspiration for fan fics? Like expand on them?

Yes, just credit me and tag me in them

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Happy new year!

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I hope you read this.. You aren't just another ask blog, well to me you aren't. Every time I'm getting those invasive thoughts (depression and all :/) I come to your blog to feel better ((works every time)) I wish I knew you irl, cause I'd love and cherish the shit out of you :')

Thanks, anon! I appreciate it

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HONEY NO WE LOVE U SO MUCH AND UR PERFECT NO MATTER WHAT OK UR FAMILY NEEDS TO GET THEIR HEADS OUT OF THEIR ASSES CAUSE EVERYTHING THE SAY IS CLEARLY SHIT U PERF. BBY DONT CHANGE WE LOVE U AND UR NOT JUST ANOTHER ASK BLOG OK!!!

I love how when I read this I start to smile then my dad decides to start acting like an asshole to me. Mans literally barges into my room without knocking, then turns on my light to blind the shit out of me then scans my room like the FBI looking for drugs then proceeds to say, “clean your room” when it already is clean. I just want to turn to 18/19 already so I can move the hell out and never see them again.

But seriously anon, thank you. I appreciate it 

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Im attempting to write some 2p fics of my own but Im struggling with 2p Russia. What makes him different from his 1p and what are his distinct characteristics? If you don't mind helping a struggling writer.

I GOT CHU FAM!

The difference between Russia and 2p Russia is that they show opposite emotions and hide the other.

On the outside, Ivan is very sweet and cuddly but on the inside, he’s very...sinister

On the outside, Viktor is very closed off, scary and rude but on the inside, he’s very sweet 

When it comes to writing fanfiction of Viktor with an s/o, I think of Mother Gothel from Tangled (the villain) he loves you more than anything and he protects you from the outside world. Mainly because of it being a corrupted place and he doesn’t want you around any of his family.

Ivan is protective of his s/o but he instead of just being their bodyguard like Viktor is, he instead just threatens everyone else not to touch them.

Ivan is passive aggressive (you see it from the way he treats Estonia when he gets accused of hacking his website) but gentle to his s/o

And Viktor is just aggressive but gentle to his s/o (unless they call him “Daddy”(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°))

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Everyone who reblogs this before New Years (11:59 PM 12/31/17)

will be given a small art piece based off of their blog! (Well a photo over Tumblr of it but it’ll be good quality)

And I mean EVERYONE as long as it’s before the end date! Reblog fast for cute art things!

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I need a break

Did I mention I love you guys? Did I also mention you show me more affection for the past three months then my family has ever shown me, like ever?

Every day I wake up and it’s me getting yelled at like I’m a puppy who got caught peeing on their owner's stuff. Then everyone in my family calls me fat, ugly and it’s obvious they show that my older brother is the favorite child. I don’t know, it’s like, I’m used to this and I thought it was pretty normal for your family convincing you’re an accident or possibly adopted.

I have a lot on my plate if that makes sense. I’m not in the best emotional state if that doesn’t sound petty. I will post asks but at a much slower rate. I honestly don’t know why I even told you all this. I’m just another ask blog.

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How would the axis react if their S/O had a strangely high pain tolerance? Like I stapled my thumb by accident and didn't feel a thing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

((There is a rare disease where you have a high pain tolerance, you might if it.))

Luciano: Let the knife play commence

Lutz: That’s so cool!

Kuro: N-nani 

Flavio: *Watches you all the time so he knows if you got stabbed because you can’t feel it*

Gillen: *See Flavio*

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How would the 2p axis and 2p Face fam (if that isn't too much) react if their small-ish (like 5'3'') would always stand on a chair or the couch to reach their height when trying to get a point across? (like bruh will you take me serious if I'm as tall as you? XD)

((That’s cute))

Luciano: Ve~ Whatever you say bella~

Flavio: Awwww!

Kuro: *Looks up* You’re literally my height, what the fuck...

Lutz: *Pretends to listen to you, trying not to die for the cuteness*

Gillen: I can squat if you want...

Matt: Cute....

Allen: Hehe sure thing cutie, I completely agree with you

Francois: *Picks you off the chair and puts you back on the ground*

Oliver: MWAH! *tackles you to the ground squishing your cheek with his* 

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This isn't an ask but, I really love your blog! I've been hella depressed lately and your blog always makes me smile!

Thanks! I hope everything goes well in your life