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yo im bringing back an old trend on this blog... oh boi

yikes this is super dead though try @askelementaryteacheralfred that blog handles this all now.))

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hEY WHAT ARE YYOOU DOING?

((FIXINg SHIT MY BRO. ACTUALLY. THIS BLOG??? BEING MOVED AND GONNA BE ACTIVE ONCE I GET THIS AU IN CHECK. BUT FOR NOW YA BOI IS MOVING TO @askelementaryteacheralfred! It won’t tag it but believe me it’s real!! It’s a new start and I’m dumping this. I’m just all anxiety. It’s been a year, babe. I need to go through a midlife crisis at 17.))

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-“his hand has leukemia”

-Gayened up

-CAH madness

-Twink to Twunk mun meter

-Maxy screaming

-Satan’s revival

-aNOTHER GOD DAMN AU

Wanna know what the Heta Teachers Discord is like?

* Constant fighting

* “The Daddy Incident of 2017™”

* “Don’t make Roderich anxious this is v important”

* Roderich being constantly out of the loop

* Mr. Jones x Dad Bot OTP

* Dad Bot got kicked. :( (But secretly yay I hate dad bot)

* tHE BAD STUDENTS TRIO IS A THING

* Weed in the vents

* Homophobic waiter is now a Janitor

* “Can we Tomato together?”

*”please end me” “I agree with Roderich.”

* *loud sobbing from bathroom*

* “THERE IS A SPAM CHANNEL FOR A REASON”

*“ONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUSONEOFUS”

* Why did I ever think joining this would be a good idea oml-

#bringing it back up #the hetateachers discord

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My husband has arrived. Sorry guys. I’m married now.

Since Arthur is obviously liked by Oliver and vice versa, do you have a crush anyone, Mr. Jones?

Haha… gosh, it’s pretty embarrassing but yeah. Well if ya really wanna know

((wHY DOES NO ONE SUPPORT THE LOVE OF DAD BOT!? jokes aside he doesn’t actually love dad bot, but!!!!! Is there someone else he’s interested in!? Probably but everyone really hates dad bot so he’s going to stick to that. Dad bot x Jones is going to destroy the school and his figurative family and it’s kinda totally hilarious.))

#Daddy-Bot #I don’t make the rules #I literally don’t everyhing is a go and dad bot is my daddy

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Cardverse AU

Hearts, Spades, Diamonds, Clubs. Those are the four kingdoms that occupy the land of Cardverse. Will you live in the land where time passes in a snap of a finger? Perhaps the Diamond Kingdom is for you, where the wealthiest of the land lives. Will you test your luck in the Clubs kingdom? Or, will you try to find true love in the Hearts Kingdom? All of these adventures await you in the land of Cardverse!

Rules

Characters

Application Form

#so I promise to be active there #I’m v dead here #I’m alive I swear #I might post my au shit posts in here because I love the family this au gave me but I died #but yeah shitty promo #sorry for being a bother!!! #sorry!!! #Cardverse #Hetalia AU #Hetalia

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#buffland

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*memetrain noot noot thomas* NOOT NOOT NOTT NOOT NOOT NOOT

((NICE LEGS DAISY DUKES MAKES A MAN GO NOOT NOOT))

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did you know that ⑨ = baka

((Nuh, thank you for enlightening me.))

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Im a genius (is actually a ‘ultimate baka’) 1+1= ⑨ !

((It’s 12:23 AM. I look down at my phone. It’s this. This is why I love you, kiddo. Good nonsense but a heckin’ mood.))

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((LOOOOOOOOOOOOK SHES BACK, AINT THAT WACK. I’m sorry for the use of wack in 2018 bUT LOOK AT HER.))

Ms. Esmee just got back from a very long “vacation” back in her homeland, Belgium!

“Welp, nevermind. They’re still too young to even understand anything. Anyways, hello there! Care to give me some questions?”

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Asks - Open!

#ah fuck yeah #my phone wouldn’t let access it #woo! #ALSO NOT A NEW PERSON BUT OLD PERSON NEW URL #ESMEE IS BACK

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Mr. Jones? You seem a bit different. Is everything ok? (@ask-elementary-teacher-latvia)

(@ask-elementary-teacher-latvia)

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((Someone needs to call him out on his shit))

When you're done with the Yandere M!A, Alfred becomes the canon APH America(Aka America) for 10 asks!

[0/10]

((After the yandere m!a? Hahahaha,, whoops legit just doing it to get it out of the way and bitch to Gil))

#FRIENDS IN AU #I love him BUT IM HERE TO CALL BITCHES OUT #gilbunny #Yeah #I'll make that his tag now

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When you're done with the Yandere M!A, Alfred becomes the canon APH America(Aka America) for 10 asks!

[0/10]

((After the yandere m!a? Hahahaha,, whoops legit just doing it to get it out of the way and bitch to Gil))

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((Okay fuck you too for doing it anyways.))

//blackmail? ~Ivan-Mun

#( ︶︿︶)_╭∩╮ #Muns dicking around

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The Dad Bot Pamphlet

((Well Ivan is trying to “blackmail” me with the dumb shit I said so if I do it first he can’t. So under the cut is my weird messages about Dad bot and shit. So hAH. @askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky come @ me. I did it. I have no shame in my love for dad bot. e is good and pure and these are embarrassing only because of the connotation of them but because of the feelings and acts but my love is good and pure. These conversations take place between our cardverse server and hetateachers server.))

#Does this count as the cold war #I mean I'm making a Reynolds Pamphlet reference since I'm doing the same shit of #Oh you can't say that about me so I'll say it about myself try me bitch thing #Oh well #Muns dicking around #ooc tbd #Ivan(Russia's mun) #Discord

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Hey can we get a list of the ask blogs Associated with this au please?

((Oh hell yeah. I needed to update The List!! Alright, this is everyone who’s still here as far as I know though there are some people who I don’t know if they’re still around or not- just two but either way! I’ll update it on my own page for the staff… sorry for the long post!!))

America|Alfred F. Jones

@ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones

https://ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones.tumblr.com

Austria|Roderich Edelstein

@askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein

https://askmusicteacher-mr-edelstein.tumblr.com

Belarus|Natalya Arlovskaya

@ask-secratary-belarushttps://ask-secratary-belarus.tumblr.com 

Belguim|Esmee

@ask-preschoolteacher-msesmee

https://ask-preschoolteacher-msesmee.tumblr.com 

2p!Canada|Matt Williams@

@ask-assistant-librarian-matt

https://ask-assistant-librarian-matt.tumblr.com

Canada|Matthew Williams

@ask-english-teacher-matthew

https://ask-english-teacher-matthew.tumblr.com

Nyo!Canada|Madeline Williams

@askcookingteachermswilliamshttps://askcookingteachermswilliams.tumblr.com 

2p!Denmark|Markell Anderson

@ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher

https://ask-the2pdanish-schoolteacher.tumblr.com 

England|Arthur Kirkland

@ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland

https://ask-schoollibrarian-mrkirkland.tumblr.com

Nyo!Finland|Tuli Väinämöinen

@ask-gym-teacher-ms-vainamoinen

https://ask-gym-teacher-ms-vainamoinen.tumblr.com

France|Francis Bonnefoy

@ask-dramatic-monsieur-francishttps://ask-dramatic-monsieur-francis.tumblr.com

Germania|Aldrich Beilschmidt

@ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt https://ask-viceprincipal-mrbeilschmidt.tumblr.com

Nyo!Iceland||Haven Steilsson

@ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilssonhttps://ask-preschoolteacher-mssteilsson.tumblr.com 

Latvia|Raivis Galante

@ask-elementary-teacher-latviahttps://ask-elementary-teacher-latvia.tumblr.com

Liechtenstein|Erika Vogel

@ask-nurse-lili

https://ask-nurse-lili.tumblr.com

Lithuania|Toris Laurinaitis

@askmrlaurinaitis

https://askmrlaurinaitis.tumblr.com

Prussia|Gilbert Beilschmidt

@askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt

https://askschoolcounselor-mrbeilschmidt.tumblr.com

Nyo!Prussia|Julchenn Beilschmidt

@ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn

https://ask-elementary-teacher-julchenn.tumblr.com

Rome|Romulus Vargas

@ask-elementaryprincipalvargashttps://ask-elementaryprincipalvargas.tumblr.com 

Russia|Ivan Braginsky

@askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky https://askelementaryteacher-mrbraginsky.tumblr.com

Seychelles|Michelle Mancham

@ask-elementaryteacher-msmanchamhttps://ask-elementaryteacher-msmancham.tumblr.com

2p!South Italy|Flavio Vergas

@ask-fourthgrade-teacher-mrvergas https://ask-fourthgrade-teacher-mrvergas.tumblr.com

South Italy|Lovino Vargas

@ask-elementaryteacher-mrvargas

https://ask-elementaryteacher-mrvargas.tumblr.com

Spain|Antonio Carriedo

@ask-languageteacher-mrcarriedo

https://ask-languageteacher-mrcarriedo.tumblr.com 

#all the kiddos in the au at the moment #THE LIST #every single one of those people are my children #There’s a 1000% I’d die for them #pls follow them they deserve all good in the world #also less M!As #pls #treat them good #hurt any of them and I’ll hurt you #Hetalia AU #elementary school teacher au #lowkey someone ask Miss Esmer her surname- #I feel kind of awkward mass tagging them like this but just in case #uhhh #I’ll tag individual CHARACTERS now #aph america #it’s yo boy #aph Piano- wait no #aph austria #aph belarus #aph belgium #2p!canada #aph canada #nyo!canada #2p!Denmark #aph england #okay brb lemme do a thing then I’ll continue #okay back #I literally just dumped my entire water bottle on the carpet #nyo!finland

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((Son- You are too good to me. I am but a small trash bag in the wind. You do me too good.))

@ask-elementaryteacher-mrjones I made ya a thingy ;0

#my kids are greater than me #friend is in au #good bean Ethan #interactions are things #god bless the beans