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[ask-mr-dark]

(the person who runs this account is a mutual of mine, check him out~)

hi, folks!

magician here! life’s been getting boring here lately… so we decided to open up an ask account, for me! hah!… so ask any question you wanna ask me!

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(please don't feel the need to apologize for taking a little while! you're doing this ask blog at your own pace, you're not on a time limit. if they can't wait that's their problem, not yours)

(That's very, very sweet of you, anon. I understand that I do need to put time into things but I also want to keep up with my lovely askers. I like to think of everyone in my inbox as a friend, and I always put friends first before myself.)

(That's something for another time though, but I very much appreciate the message, anon. I don't really get messages like this a lot, at all lol.)

#thank you anon #i think i know who you might be? #but i won't open any possible misinformation #plus your privacy matters #i hope you have a fantastic day #stay gold anon

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Raymesis, can I call you dad?

“ ...I don't think I wanna be called that, I ain't dad material „

His dad isn't dad material either, but he's still a dad.

#ask blog #rayman #raymesis #mr dark #thank you anon #i took way too long to answer this #thats my fault #i dearly apologize #have a great day!

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Small break is over, asks are opened for the meantime. 

However, I will be a bit busy, please be patient when it comes to asks.

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Hey, raymesis, 𝙙𝙤 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙛𝙞𝙧𝙨𝙩 𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜?

" Ehhh... The weird teensy guy? Barely. My dad's said his name but that's like, literally all I know. " Raymesis shrugged.

(I actually do have a doodle for this but I have to show it later. I'll reblog the post with the drawing attached.)

#rayman #mr dark #ask blog #thank you anon #raymesis #have a wonderful day anon!

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Hey Raymesis. Dogs cats or both? (Also it's okay to not have drawings I don't mind)

(I still feel bad for lacking doodles but I'm very glad you're understanding of it- So thank you.)

“ I... I like dogs... „ He sniffled (because he's still bawling from the last ask,) “ Th-They're really cute... I REALLY LIKE PUGS! THEY'RE SO UGLY! „

NOW he's crying over pugs and the fact he fucked up big time.

#ask blog #rayman #raymesis #mr dark #thank you huskywolfminty! #i hope you have a lovely day

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Raymesis, buddy, i don't think killing someone is how you win the heart of someone who's actively trying to prevent murder in the first place.

(having a slight art block so the best i can do is force myself to doodle on mspaint)

“ well crap- I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO TELL MY DAD OKAY?! AND NOW IT'S MY FAULT BATILDA'S GONNA HATE HIM MORE! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE MY DAAAAD WEEEENT! „ Raymesis dramatically collapsed on the floor and bawled.

“ NOW HOW AM I GONNA TELL HIM NOT TO KILL THAT WEIRD FAT LADY?! „

#ask blog #rayman #raymesis #mr dark #i cant stop laughing at the last line #i have a poor sense of humour #thank you anon #i hope you have a great day!

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Raymesis, would you like to have a brother? Or a sister?

(No doodles tonight, folks.)

"NO!" Exclaimed Raymesis, "I WOULD NOT LIKE A SIBLING, I just want it to be ME and MY DAD! ...My dad that's been out for 5 hours."

#ask blog #rayman #raymesis #mr dark #thank you anon #if you need context #go to spacemama askblog #i hope you have an amazing day tho!

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Raymesis, do you have a plan to make with Betilla and your father?

(Not doing illustrations tonight, I'm very sorry...)

" I mean, I already gave him an idea on what to do to win Betilla's heart! He's been gone for like... 5 hours now, so I guess it all went well. I dunno, I just told him to kill Space Mama 'cus Betilla doesn't like her SOOOO that way he can PROVE to Betilla that he actually cares about her, y'know? "

Because murder will help win a fae's heart, of course.

#ask blog #rayman #mr dark #raymesis #thank you anon #if you need context #go to spacemama-askblog #have a great day!

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If you were to transform someone into a animal. Let's say, a bird or a dolphin. What would you do with them?

(I won't be adding illustrations to this and I apologize about that.)

“ ...That's... interesting to think about. It depends on who the someone is, I'd probably sell them. It's not like I want to take care of another animal, I already have one of my own. „ Really, his son's enough of a pest.

#ask blog #rayman #mr dark #thank you anon #have a lovely day

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Asking this here too. Mr Dark sir. Do you like cats dogs or both?

Even whilst turned away and using magick, he kindly answered your question,

“ I prefer dogs, because they're loyal... „

#ask blog #rayman #mr dark #thank you huskywolfminty! #dont mind him hes just having a mr dark moment #have a fantastic day

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If Mr. Dark was a nymph, his name would be Clair de Lune (a pun on "moonlight" in french)

“ ...There have been a couple of nymph asks and I'm not sure how to feel about that. „

He turned around, glancing at you,

“ ...Clair de Lune is quite a pretty name, but I must not ponder about that. I have to pay a certain woman a visit in the heavens. „

#ask blog #rayman #mr dark #thank you anon #ill be going somewhere with this winky winky #have a great day!

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get some boobs and some thicc butt so you could look like the nymphs

#im not even gonna properly tag this #HHAAVE A GOOD DAY????

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vroom vroom

Hello? Is anyone there? ...

Run by the owner of @ask-mr-dark comes the Space Mama ask-blog! After a bit of pondering, I can finally say the blog is ready to run and is up for asks!

HOWEVER, if you're interested in asking Mr. Dark (or even Raymesis) some questions, the @ask-mr-dark blog is still open!

Please note that a majority of this blog is built up by headcanons due to the general lack of character information canonically.

Thank you for reading and I hope to see you all soon !

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If Raymans main catchphrase is "YEAH!" would Raymesis be "NO!" ???

“ WELL, I'm not the complete opposite of Rayman. But my catchphrase wouldn't be YEAH! It'd be more of like, uh- F[ri]CK YEAH, YOU STUPID PIECE OF SH[oo]T! Y'know? „

#ask blog #rayman #raymesis #mr dark #thank you anon #honestly i kinda thought it'd be funnier if i kept the swearing uncensored #but idk if a majority of my audience are ok with that #super sorry if you aren't thats completely my fault #but i hope you have a great day!

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So since there's a Dark Rayman/Raymesis and a Dark Globox, would that mean there might also be a Shadow Barbara or Ly the Banshee/Dullahan/Nuckelavee roaming about?

“ We live in a world where evil can be made anytime, and evil can be seen as anything. I have no doubt that every individual has a doppelgänger. „

#ask blog #rayman #mr dark #thank you anon #that's a pretty interesting question #never thought about it for some reason #well until now lmao #i hope you have a great day!

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Raymesis, please! Make a date with Betilla and your father!

“ Yeah... Yeah, imma set 'em up! „

“ I... just dunno where to start. I'm gonna need help if I'm gonna set 'em up for a date. „

#ask blog #rayman #raymesis #mr dark #thank you anon #i absolutely adore betilla x mr dark btw #it just reminds me of me and my gf #ik ur seeing this babe #have a wonderful day anon!