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“God of CHAOS?  That sounds fucking METAL!  I want to summon them and reek absolute mayhem with them!  And if they don’t live up to the name, well I’ll just kick their ass and take the title as the DEVIL of Chaos!”

The possibilities are whirling through his mind of heists and hi-jinks alike -- all of which include a hefty dose of arson, of course.  However, as she continues, his daydreams begin to look more and more like just that -- dreams.

“Oh, come on!  You sold those frogs for profit to that Indermentional Prince dude that was determined one of them was a princess.”  He was fairly certain that Vera made a hefty profit as well by having the school place bets on which frog would be the princess.  None of them were, of course, but the frogs seemed flattered to be kissed?

When it came down to it, however... Damien didn’t have the cash, but still patted his pockets as if the act would magically grant him money.  “Uh... I burned my allowance.”  Literally.  “Don’t suppose I could pay you back after I rob a bank with the God of Chaos?”

"What are those?" // from the vine starter meme

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“The exact ingredients to use to fulfill an ancient prophecy and summon the God of Chaos.”

How did she get those, exactly? That’s a good question. Its a shame you’re not going to hear that story, though, because she’s not here to tell stories, she’s here to sell shit.

“If you have enough green you can have them. And when I say green, I mean money. I’m not letting you get away with giving me frogs again.”

#rp reply #monster prom rp #// the mental image of damien paying with frogs made my night

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{{ Hiya! Citti mun here~ Thank you so much for following this blog! Get ready for some Vicky-grade shenanigans :D }}

// No problem at all!  Thanks for following this one back.  My body is ready for Damien and Vicky getting into some shenanigans!  I’m fired up for an electrifying time!

Also, while I’m making an out-of-character post, I’d like to say that work kicked my ass this weekend, but I’m going to get some interactions going soon.  x]

#out of hell #// i can never resist the chance for a pun #but yeah new to the whole tumblr rp thing #but i'm going to at least drop by some inboxes or reblog a starter meme so i can show what i can do

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That is how it KILLS, I got some flames &&  g a s o l i n e   --- Broken teeth replace the blackout memories in my head Wreckage from the b l a s t , it often shakes me to the floor                       I know it's OVER but I can't go home tonight.

Need a date to the prom?  Why not dance with the devil?  Spooky High’s resident demon with a penchant for arson is here to fulfill your bad boy fantasies.  Such as beating the shit out of you, bullying a banana, leaving you romantic limericks on Tinder, and setting your entire world on fire.  Literally!  It’ll be   HOT AS HELL.

And of course, you can feel free to send in whatever burning questions you’ve got on your mind.

#monster prom #monster prom roleplay #monster prom rp #damien lavey #monster prom askblog #self-promo #yes hello i don't know what i'm doing #so there's no requirement to reblog this #i'm going to be searching through tags and following other monster prom rpers

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Guidelines

A couple of quick things you may need to know:

Anons welcome; I’ll answer any sort of ask and engage in whatever rp interaction you’d like.  You can also feel free to drop into my IMs and plot if you want anything more substantial than casual responses.  Though, to be honest, I live for quick, casual, and dialogue-heavy.  

My rp experience on tumblr is incredibly limited, so bear with me.  I’m used to other sites.

Damien’s an asshole.  Expect violence and foul language. 

Multi-ship blog.  I’m not willing at this time to lock Damien down to any one person, but don’t think it’s easy to gain his romance route (I failed 8 times lmao).  ‘course, flirting is absolutely welcome.

Mun is 18+; NSFW may occur on this blog, but will be properly tagged.  This may include violence, profanity, and possible smut.  Of course, I’ll only write smut with those over 18.  

I’ve been on tumblr for a little over a year with a writing prompt blog in another verse, but I’ve never actually had a dedicated rp blog.  So, please correct me if I mess up.  

Personal blogs can absolutely follow this blog, interact with it, and roleplay with it.  I’m chill.

More to come as needed.

#guidelines #out of hell