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Picky tell Kickin about the magic connection that way he won’t think your becoming delusional or hallucinating.

Look, as much as I enjoy the idea of the most sane toy I know NOT thinking I belong in a mad house, I’d have to tell him about you know who and I don’t know how he’d react to finding out I’m chasing her. In fact, I should probably try to lose him.

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Can I give a hug to Kickin, Hoppy and Crafty, please? I just need them to be happy and comforted, thank you.

(I'm not sure if Kickin is available or not, but here we go ig. Also take care of yourself, mod 🖤

[Mod note: Normally I don’t answer asks when I get them, but I needed practice drawing hugs- also I agree they do need a small break from the suffering, so here’s their break. NOW LETS GET BACK TO THE PAIN :) Oh and thank you! You too!]

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Hoppy did you not tell Picky?! You all need therapy and to learn how to properly communicate with each other. Miscommunication destroys relationships and degrades trust.

…I did tell her.

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Hey Picky, can you tell Kickin' he needs a haircut? Thanks

The voices say you need a haircut.

Well tell the voices my mullet is absolutely fabulous.

I- hold up, that’s supposed to be a mullet?

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Keep running! We will stop Picky with a stop sign, she will certainly stop 😎

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a casino is a place of gambling. makes sence...your gambling with your freindship for food. everyday you eather become a monster....or are still the child you used to be.

GAMBLING? I love gambling! Kickin and I gamble over food all the time.

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Have any of you had an existential crisis? I know you used to be children and all but did you ever wonder if we're still have the soul of those kids?

W-Who am I? What am I? Why do I feel so big and furry and big? This is wrong, I know it is! What’s happening? Why can’t I move my face?!

Experiment 1182, please try to remain calm.

My name isn’t Experiment 1182! It’s-…It’s…WHY CAN’T I REMEMBER MY NAME?!

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Bobby, Hoppy! Catnip sent Kickin after Picky they are on their way! Also if you can let Kickin hear us through the monitor so we can establish a connection to him. Hopefully we can convince him to abandon Catnap.

Kickin and Picky are coming home?

Wait, how did he even…

Kickin?…

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Picky why do you hate Hoppy? We know you both have ‘history’ but what happened?

Hoppy, please, just listen to me!

NO! S-Stay away from me, you-you cannibal!

Hoppy no-Please, don’t call me that! I really didn’t mean to, honest! I’m sorry!

Didn’t mean to? How do you not “mean” to eat someone?!

I’m sorry! I just got hungry! I couldn’t control it!

I can’t have this conversation right now.

Hoppy-

DON’T FOLLOW ME!

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you seen how catnap treats the others...so why do you deny on what is possible...that dogday is in pain...while the LITTLE ONES...eat him from within

I’m getting tired of listening to this. Kick, do you have earplugs?

Why do you think I carry earplugs everywhere?

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Picky, I know you don't trust us, but please just listen.

We're only trying to help you.

We're trying to find a way to get all of you out of this awful place.

But you need to listen...

Do you really think Dogday would just leave like that?

Do you think Catnap wouldn't just kill you the second you stop being of use?

Do you think that killing them will make something change?

I don't know everything that's happened to you. And I won't pretend that I know what you're going though.

I'm not asking you to believe us, I know that simple words won't change your mind.

I'm asking you to listen, to hear us out and maybe you'll find some truth in our words...

We're going to get you out of here, we're going to get everyone out.

That is our goal

That is our promise

That is the reason we are here

And here we will remain

Until everyone gets the freedom they deserve

Stop. Just. Stop. I’m not changing my mind, and I don’t want to hear any more of it.

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hey hoppy me again

that thing (can't spell anything today) you sayed you miss and said it stupid i say this

it's not stupid if it means something to you

I-…Thank you.

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For the surviving trio, what do you most enjoy doing together? There must be something you like about spending time as good friends in this hell :D

Hi, I'm going to start taking part in the asks from now on because of the encouragement I got here. For questions that aren't very important in the story like the one I asked, I won't be anonymous. I'll be anonymous like everyone else only when I want to be part of history (try to be part) :>

We have uno night!

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Salutations Crafty, please don't be alarmed. We are essentially people beyond that device your holding. We're using that to speak to you and your friends. Though if I were you guys I'd keep moving because the cable car landed and Picky is on the move. Also Crafty who does your hair? Looks good on you, make you look like a warrior

HIIII ANONS! You guys sound different from the normal voices!

I do her hair for her. I really should find a pair of scissors, it’s really overgrown.

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do you always lie to yourself and other picky?

I don’t know what you mean.

AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN! WHY DO YOU KEEP TALKING TO YOURSELF?!

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*the magical hand appears once again Infront of PickyPiggy and boops her nose*

Any possible ways we can convince you not to hurt others?

Would pain and suffering be the only way?

Come on, you're better than this picky!

(also don't eat the hand, it's made out of graphite-)

[Mod note: Now they are both thoroughly confused.]

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*appears behind picky* *plays prowler theme* adios *vanishes*

[Mod note: she is thoroughly confused]

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