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@the-entity-child "Hey quick question don't worry it's super cool ummm can I get let into Freddy's realm for a bit....and not be interrupted for about 10-30 minutes tops? For a occult ritual." She said def not hiding a large jerry can of gasoline and holding a lighter in hand.

*Entity stares down at the smaller being before analyzing what is really going to happen. The Entity had a little respect for each Killer.. well almost each Killer. Freddy was by far the most annoying to catch and his idea of being something worse than a demon of hell makes her wish to make him "disappear" for some time.. but such requests have been denied before. The Entity looks around and hands a small notebook to Junko before speaking*

"I'm Sorry, Junko I'd like to help you.. but I can't. I'd like to tell you to Freddy's realm is one mile East West of here just passed the Giant twisted tree. I'd also wish I could tell you the door code to enter the realm is 57242** and the press enter. I'd also do not recommend you to add make a combination of 3 parts that gasoline, 1 Part orange juice concentrate, or water if unavailable, and defiantly don't add 1 part non syntenic motor oil to that mix. I'd also never say to take these items from a certain Overseer's garage that holds everything you'd need. "

"I'd advise you to Not obtain small rags and bottles from Caleb's saloon while he isn't currently sleeping off another drunken stupor at this moment. I'd recommend you to NOT place this mixture into this bottles and insert a rag into it, sealing it off with tape to make a Molotov cocktail that will burn more effectively than an average cocktail or that gasoline jug you have there. I would NOT expect you to leave both doors open before you start to make an easy escape once you are done.."

I'd like to help.. but there's nothing I can do."

"I"M SORRY JUNKO! I KNOW THIS MAKES YOU UPSET!"

"Pretend to be upset."

@the-entity-child

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Amanda: I know 200 ways to kill a man.

Susie: You could glue an open jar of rats to his face, and blowtorch the other side so the rat will have to eat through his face to escape.

Amanda: ... *Writing in a notebook* ..201

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Being an overseer is pretty gay, what are you seeing, MEN?

Yes.

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Unknown: Hehehehe~

Feng: *Gasp!* It's SlenderMan!

Unknown: .. Kill yo-

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Ghostface (Has a new outfit on): You like my Top?

Amanda: Yes he looks very nice.

Ghostface: What? (Myers standing behind him)

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Susie: I'm seeing someone.

Joey: .. Like dating?

Susie: No..

(Unknown waving from the far dark corner of the room)

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what's your favorite way to punish rule breakers?

Entity: We are going to make sure you never break a rule again.

Overseer Wack His PP!

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Frank: Sheesh! That wasn't very cash money of you Dwight, You're gonna have to stop being cringe if you wanna be the most Bussin . But FR Dwight, No Cap, You sure are such a Cheugy, Like right now you're caught in 4K being this down bad to simp and Rizz up Kate by rescuing them, yet you can't save yourself. It just aint it chef FR FR.

Dwight (On the ground bleeding out) : PLEASE! Just Kill Me Already!

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which one of the Resident Evil guys in Dead by daylight would you take home?

Truthfully?..

They all have crazy either tucked away or proudly on display and I'd rather keep them at arms distance.. However, that'd be unfair for me to say when I'm not exactly an "Upstanding Citizen". So..

Leon?.. Cute, Smart and Dumb in all the right ways, but I can tell I'm not the only one who thinks so. Yet those flashbangs are annoying for me to have to watch, even with this helmet's visor blocking it out, so I got a little beef with him for that.

Chris? If he wasn't more paranoid than Dwight about every detail in what he calls a "Mission" when it's called Trials, then I'd see about getting him to relax.

Nemesis? I.. I don't think I'd even try to have a conversation with him, let alone try more. At least he seems to take care of his zombies kids well. Does that make him a DILF for those who want to bang him?

Albert? Give a man a Brain, Looks and Style, add in a Virus that makes him in a monster, and you get the pinnacle of arrogant and uptight. Still take him home any day than Freddy.

HUNK.. I gotta say, I'm a sucker for men who hide their face. However, his backstory is shorter than a Haiku Poem, I doubt he'd be dating material.

William? Like Nemesis, I'd rather keep my distance at all times, he's one step away from just attacking anything and it's not fun to deal with.

Carlos?.. Hmm.. Maybe.. Haven't met this personally yet but I'd like to see.

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*HUNK going from fighting mutants and zombies in RE, to fighting Ryu and Spiderman in MVC3, to being brought to the Realms in DBD*

HUNK: "Ah Shit.. He we go again.."

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*give Max some papers that say "kick me" and some tape"

Go crazy

"Hmm.."

*Maxwell looks over the sign with the words 'Kick me" written upon them. A prank resulting in the faint memories of a time long before the ones of the realm began. Though a childish prank many would call it, it was none the less effective at being infuriating those who would fall victim to it. max accept this prank to help curb his need to "be Mean" he so insists upon. Now, its only a matter of who to pick.*

*Survivors were out of the question. Funny as it would be to see a Killer kick a survivor with one of theses on, the likelihood of a fellow survivor doing so was low, and the risk of them pointing it out would ruin the fun. Entity's also feel into this realm of "Not going to work". Max already had trouble trying to sneak around his own Entity, and he doubt the other Entity's would be any easier. Killer's had to be it.*

*Maxwell thinks of who it would be. Some Killer's did not deserve this treatment and some did. But who.. who is one most would see this taped to their back and kick them. Who was someone so disliked they would not find many who would point this out. Who was so grumpy doing this felt right.. and then it hit Max.*

*Max knew someone to prank. A man who possess slick back blonde hair, a attire many would say fits a Matrix rejected cast member, and sunglasses that he never takes off even though there is no sun.*

*Maxwell has found his target.*

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don't be mean, be happy!

No! I want to be the bad guy! I want to Bully others that don't have powers like me. I want to be MEAN!

I am not your soft bubbly pizza boy! I am a killer! I have blood on my hands!

I want to be happy by being MEAN!

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I Want to be a bit mean today, Indulge your Overseer won't you?

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"April Fools!"

Maxwell says as he stands in front of your Burning House in the realms

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Rin: Kazan, Your swordsmanship is amazing, truly based!

Kazan: Based?

Rin: Yea! Based, like Bussin' FR, No cap.

Kazan: Rin, what the fuck are you saying?

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Woah!

There's two survivors making out in a Trial when there's a killer around! They could get killed at any moment and are leaving their other friends out to dry, while they indulge in their feelings and selfishly enjoy each others company! This is causing the opposite of fear and the Entity can't feed off love. They are simultaneously doing something negative against the Entity and nothing at all in terms of actually fighting against them.

Good for them.. Good for them.

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I plan to give the OG four survivors a cake in June for being here 8 years. Maybe a hug too.. and maybe some much needed therapy.

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