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they grow out of the damn ground and then never stop growing
Opinion - while the comedic side of orks is great and should never go away, it should not be forgotten that orks are also fething terrifying. Imagine an enraged silverback that’s generally as proficient as you are with tools and understands the concept of hatred. 
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ive seen your art around before but never bothered to check your blog which was a MISTAKE. i LOVE your style! im not sure how much you know about warhammer 40k but the Tyranid seem like a race that would get along well with your visual style
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you are still new to the teachings. you will learn
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Burning some steel wool [x]
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"My next aquistion!"
Trying to explain Bluecifer to out of state friends is always an experience. "Yeah I'll come pick you up and we'll drive past the blue horse with glowing red eyes that actually fell on and killed its creator. It's the epitome of Denver. OOH! Fly in after dark it's even better!" God I love this state.
What’s also good is Completely Forgetting to tell visiting relatives about bluecifer, picking them up from the airport and hearing them SHRIEK and going “oh yeah, that”
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I submit to your collection, rare, second millennium, cursed photographs
“I would prefer the artifacts themselves but a picture is worth something and if nothing else: I have a list for what I need to get next.”
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Have you herd of the lolicron ( the day i ask this by is Halloween so happy Halloween.)
No. Never. 
(Do not speak of them further, they were purged long ago and speaking of them may call the attention of the silent king...and if he found out i still have it...)
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Never forget
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Are their any female necrons and do they look any different than normal necrons?
“There are plenty of female necrons, but none that I’m aware of whose forms appear any different than that of a male counterpart in any significant way
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Oh great collector i offer you a bage of tau fishsticks.
I do appreciate the offer but experince proven that my iteration of Jeremy will find them where ever I keep them. Unless i put them with Stink in stank, in which case they’ll rot into something unpleasent. 
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this fucking orc named Skakuga the Taunter has followed me throughout this entire game, literally jumping out of bushes to make fun of me and then running away after throwing a smoke bomb. i killed him and he came back with a peg leg as Skakuga the Unkillable. i hate this fucker
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"Just because a display is ancient diesnt mean its an excuse to let it get dusty."
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#inktober Day 15! We’re halfway trough <3 This is the first time, that I’ve drawn a necron :D #inktober2017 #warhammer40k #necrons #trazyn
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Explain a primarch as best you can using only one word and one image/gif
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Angron: miffed
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ask-trazyn-the-infinite ☭
Battle intro: “When this is over can I take a look at your collection?”
Victory: “I will raid your entire collection for everything that’s worth something.”
Defeat: “Damn necron techno-fuckery.”
Taunt: “I’m going to learn so much from dissecting your corps.”
Reacting to Taunt: -silence-
Tie: “We’ll compare collections by the end of this.”
Perfect Victory: “Have the necrons fallen so far?”
Final Finisher: “Your technology will greatly improve the Imperium necron.”
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Assist: “If I help can I have a look at your technology?”
Your muse down during Assist: “What happened to your reanimation protocols necron, failed?”
Using item on your muse: “I doubt this is as good as what you are used to but it’s the best I could make.”
Healing/Buffing your muse: “Cross the wire here… reconnect this…and you should be good to stand.”
Tag Team Special: “The might of technology shall never waiver!”
@ask-trazyn-the-infinite
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Battle intro: “Do you really want to do this?”
Victory: “Experiment #3122 a failure.”
Defeat: “Experiment #3122 a success.”
Taunt: “You were only ever a lab rat.”
Reacting to Taunt: “That would hurt…if I still felt anything.”
Tie: “Experiment #3122 inconclusive.”
Perfect Victory: “Experiment #3122 a complete failure.”
Final Finisher: “Solar Atomizer at 100% charge.”
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Assist:
Your muse down during Assist: “I’ve spent a lot of time and resources on you, you’re not allowed to die yet.”
Using item on your muse: “Here, try this, I just made it.”
Healing/Buffing your muse: “Dying is not apart of the experiment Jeremy.”
Tag Team Special: “Quick, distract it while I get something.”
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Send ☭ for a vs. battle quote to your muse
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Battle intro:
Victory:
Defeat:
Taunt:
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Tie:
Perfect Victory:
Final Finisher:
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Assist:
Your muse down during Assist:
Using item on your muse:
Healing/Buffing your muse:
Tag Team Special:
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Try to seduce my Muse.
Then they will respond and rate you:
Never been less turned on | Ugh no | I’d give you a try | Yes, yes, YES | I’M READY NOW DAMMIT
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