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Is this blog still alive?

Kokichi: Yeah, sorry. Basically life sucked, and now it sucks a little less, so we’re back!

Rantaro: I’ve missed this.

Kiibo: I agree, Rantaro.

Shuichi: In an odd way, I agree too.

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Hey Kokichi! Was the "It's a Lie!" thing your idea? If it was, how did you convince the others to let you do it?

Kokichi: Of course it was! It was my idea and I’m incredibly proud! I convinced everybody by telling them that it’d suit my character. After all, if I’m gonna be an intelligent prick, I’d better make it interesting and exciting, right? Nishishi~!

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Ignoring Kokichi, who wants to play Monopoly?

Kiibo: Ah, I shall happily play! As long as this game is not anything illegal and shall not cause harm or worry to anyone.

Kokichi: Jesus Christ, it’s Monopoly, not a bank robbery. We only rob banks on Thursdays, you silly toaster!

Kiibo: Hey, that’s robophobic!

Shuichi: ...today is Thursday though, Kokichi...

Rantaro: I’ll happily play too. And I’m sure Shuichi would enjoy it as well.

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Magic asks available or no~?

Kokichi: Sure~! I would apologise for the late reply, but I won’t ‘cause it’s me, and the moderator girl already apologised two minutes ago on behalf of her leader, the one and only Kokichi Ouma - myself. Isn’t magic, like Himiko’s thing though?

Kiibo: I am fairly talented at performing a magician’s acts!

Rantaro: I think they mean real magic.

Kokichi: I’m good at that too! I can even read your mind!

Rantaro: Kokichi, what is Shuichi thinking of?

Kokichi: My d*ck.

Kiibo: Kokichi! Please do not forget your manners! I highly doubt that he’s thinking of your...reproductive organs, Kokichi.

Shuichi: ........................

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Moderator: Hey! So, I’m sorry for not being around in practically forever. I’ve been dealing with a lot of problems at home as well as some mental health issu——

Kokichi: You called?

Rantaro: She said “a lot of problems”, not “a little problem.”

Kokichi: Hey, I’m not little! I’m the Ultimate Supreme Leader, and I’ll destroy you with my undefeatable army!

Kiibo: An army?

Kokichi: **Flooding the house with rubber ducks** THIS ARMY

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Kokichi, say another word, and your balls will be turned into BEER

Kokichi: But that’ll just give Shuichi another reason to lick my b—

Kiibo: Kokichi! Please cease saying these inappropriate statements!

Kokichi: Aww~! Why should I~?

Rantaro: Because you aren’t Miu.

Kokichi: EW, MIU

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Okay, what was the most awkward moment in filming the killing game for each of you? Except for Rantaro, we already know your answer.

**Rantaro stares into the camera like he’s on the office**

Shuichi: Probably filming the love hotels. I don’t like doing those sorts of things on camera...

Kiibo: Performing that barrel roll was what humans would refer to as a “living nightmare”. I was 99.8% sure that I was almost going to genuinely die! The amount of times we had to refilm that part was extremely infuriating. Additionally, filming the ending. For spoiler reasons, I shall not state it, but let’s just say that I was afraid something would go wrong while filming.

Kokichi: Hmm...definitely the bugs in Gonta’s Bug Show~! For once, I’m gonna tell the truth - I actually have a fear of bugs.

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NO KOKICHI THERE WILL BE NO BDSM WHILE I'M AROUND *Thunks the boy with frozen bacon* *Grabs Shuichi and puts him on the top shelf where he can't come down or be reached*

Shuichi: H-Help!

**Shuichi hesitantly jumps down and accidentally lands on top of Kiibo**

Kiibo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

Shuichi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA—

**Kokichi gets hit with the bacon**

Kokichi: NOT THE BACON! PEPPA PIG DIDN’T DIE FOR THIS!

Shuichi: Kokichi, please never ruin my childhood again.

Kokichi: But—

Rantaro: Shush, Kokichi.

Kokichi: But—

Kiibo: Please be quiet, Kokichi.

Kokichi: F*ck, I’m outnumbered.

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Can I know all of your pronouns? Do you all go by He/Him or other pronouns?

Shuichi: We all use He/Him pronouns. Even Kiibo.

Kiibo: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Kokichi: ...He’s still broken...

Rantaro: I hope that answered your question.

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Yeah, I had to trick you into drinking water--or whatever the heck Kokichi gave you because you would not listen to us..... Also kokichi did not mean that he was going to destroy you, he means that he's going to do (REDACTED)

Kiibo: ................

Shuichi: Uhh, Kiib—

Kiibo: ...I...uhh...umm...y-yeVVVVVVVVV

Kokichi: Kiiboard?

Kiibo: VVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

Kokichi: I BROKE HIM!

Rantaro: Let’s just...give him a moment.

Shuichi: In response to that...I apologise for not listening.

Rantaro: We forgive you; you weren’t aware, Shuichi.

Kokichi: I THINK WE SHOULD PUNISH SHUICHI!

Shuichi: Wh—

Kokichi: IN THE BEDROOM!

Shuichi: WH—

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I love innocent Kiibo

Kiibo: Ah! Thank you!

Shuichi: These are the best sort of asks.

Kokichi: SORE WA CHIGAU YO!

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Shuichi! *hugs the boi* I'm so glad you are ok!

**Shuichi hugs back gently**

Shuichi: Thank you very much! I probably would be doing some...”not so nice”...things to Kiibo if it weren’t for you, apparently.

Kokichi: Yeah, but Kiiboard and I are still gonna smash tonight~!

Kiibo: Kokichi, I do not understand why you are requesting that I destroy you!

Rantaro: Oh, Kiibo.

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Never have I ever made a soap cutting video

Rantaro: I make quite a few of them.

Kokichi: When you use a 9000 degree knife, it sounds like a violin writhing in agony!

Shuichi: ...I’m not even gonna ask...

Kiibo: I do not understand the purpose of them.

Rantaro: They’re supposed to be relaxing Kiibo.

Shuichi: ...It’s more relaxing than Slime ASMR, to be honest...

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Omg, is Shuichi STILL puking? I think we oughta call a nurse or some medical person. Anyway, Kiibo, I dare you to have XXX with Kokichi! Not in front of us, but somewhere private!

Kiibo: What is—Kokichi: I’ll show you, Kiiboard~!Rantaro: Uh-oh.Shuichi: …I th-think I’m fine now…Rantaro: I’m surprised that the drinks weren’t poisoned by Kokichi, to be honest. Only poison could make you that sick.Kokichi: Nah, that was hand sanitiser.Shuichi: wHAT—Kokichi: Aaaaaanyway, lets get on with it, Kii-boy~!Kiibo: On with wha—**Kokichi drags Kiibo out of the room**Rantaro: Looks like it’s just us temporarily, Shuichi.

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how many boyfriends do you have UwU

Kokichi: Just me, Daddy Rantaro, my beloved Shuichi, and Kiiboard~!

Kiibo: We’re a polyamourus relationship!

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Who has the best eyelashes out of all of you? Also i dare you boys to be in sleepover

Rantaro: I’m sure that we can all agree that Shuichi has the best eyelashes.Kokichi: This ask was so damn random.Rantaro: I’d rather be asked about eyelashes, than that ask that requested Kiibo to make Kaito to burn in Hell.Shuichi: Wait, what—Kokichi: I deleted it, don’t worry~!Shuichi: …Was it you, Koki—Kokichi: SHUT UP!Rantaro: So it was you, Kokich—Kokichi: AAAAANYWAY—Kiibo: Uhh—Kokichi: As we live together, we technically have a sleepover every night~!

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How many followers do you have?

Kiibo: Currently 30.

Rantaro: We hope that you enjoy reading our blog, as we certainly enjoy running it.

Shuichi: Yeah, I— **Throws up in the trash-can**

Kokichi: SHUICHI, STOP DYING! DYING ISN’T GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH, Y’KNOW!