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It’ll have been nice to hear it from you instead of the hospital calling me...

At you trying to beat Buck in reckless person on earth or are you trying to give me a heart attack ?

Neither hun! It wasn’t even my fault this time. Some idiot ran a red light and slammed into the side of my car.

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Just admit you banged on the table I won’t be mad, I had sex which Chim in yours and Eddie’s kitchen

Wait, what do I say when Chim asks how his table broke?? He doesn't believe in dinosaurs!

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Yeah I don’t think he’s the one who left an ass and a dick imprint on my broken table

Wait, what do I say when Chim asks how his table broke?? He doesn't believe in dinosaurs!

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Really Evan....

Wait, what do I say when Chim asks how his table broke?? He doesn't believe in dinosaurs!

#we have a guest room with a bed

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Yeah did he told you about our “family” he was a bit sad about it but I know that it changed after he talked with Bobby did you ask Bobby if he could help maybe he’ll be able to control Evan a bit more than what Chim is tryin to do

Want to help me plan a secret wedding?

Hell yes I’m home alone Chim and Evan are busy buying stuff for Marvin and Buttercup 

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I heard him talk about it with Chim, we could privatize the left side it’s the prettiest and I can check with the lifeguard if it’s the safest side ?

Want to help me plan a secret wedding?

Hell yes I’m home alone Chim and Evan are busy buying stuff for Marvin and Buttercup 

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Evan loves our cats more than me....

They kicked me, I felt them kick me and it was awesome

Really?! That’s awsome!

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Who’s walking you down the no aisle then 

Sooo who’s walking you down the aisle me or Bobby ?

It’s gonna be on a beach so there’s no aisle.

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Yeah it was awesome now it’s a bit uncomfortable 

They kicked me, I felt them kick me and it was awesome

Really?! That’s awsome!

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Want to help me plan a secret wedding?

Hell yes I’m home alone Chim and Evan are busy buying stuff for Marvin and Buttercup 

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I was so busy yesterday I still have your gift baby. Sorry

Is it you in gold underwear?

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*Hands her a kitten.* Merry Christmas!

*hands him two planes ticket* merry Christmas, I love you!

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Not the only gift 

He's been pouting for most of the shift because he'd much rather be with his pregnant wife instead of at work on Christmas

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Hi, it’s me I’m your gift !!

He's been pouting for most of the shift because he'd much rather be with his pregnant wife instead of at work on Christmas

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Pregnant wife making a surprise appearance with a bow in her hair 

He's been pouting for most of the shift because he'd much rather be with his pregnant wife instead of at work on Christmas

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I bet you'll be a great mom Maddie(Chimney on the other hand is a bit immature to be a parent) you're so sweet and smart! Thats perfect mom material!

Oh you are so nice but I have to tell you Chim is Dad material, I’m just good with kid because of Evan otherwise I suck 

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gives you a sandwich and open arms for the hug 

Needs: a hug and a sandwich