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So, thanks to President Biden’s Infrastructure Bill, remote locations on the Navajo Nation Reservation will be receiving electricity for the first time — ever.

Also, water treatment devices are being developed to help the tribe access clean running water. After decades without.

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Salamander Captain by Mykyta Vasilchuk

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The only loyalist who can get his hands dirty?

Oh, honey…

Which Primarch should YOU fight?

The Lion: Do not fight the Lion. I repeat, do NOT fight the Lion he grew up in a murderous jungle and went through 3 years of pointless warfare just to prove a point, the Lion will try to fight you instead, run away

Fulgrim: yes fight Fulgrim. You will lose and probably die but just punch him in the dick he deserves it and will probably like it anyway

Perturabo: DON’T FIGHT PERTURABO HE HAS A TANK AND HE WILL RUN YOU OVER

Jaghatai Khan: the khan is too pissed off at space elves it will be easy to avoid a fight. go punch eldar instead.

Leman Russ: depends on his mood. he might see it as a joke and break your arm, or he might not in which case he is going to feed you to hungry dogs and by dogs i mean him, he’s going to eat you

Rogal Dorn: this is a fight you can win. Just tell him it would be dishonourable to beat you

Konrad Curze: a terrible idea. curze is going to maim and kill you, your family, your friends, your dog, all of their families, your immediate neighbours, their tennis partners and anyone who might be a witness live on camera, destroy your planet and monologue over its remains

Sanguinius: do not fight sanguinius what is wrong with you

Ferrus Manus: bring a big magnet to this fight and you will probably emerge triumphant

Angron: NO, NO, NO

Roboute Guilliman: no, don’t fight guilliman it will turn into a thousand year campaign for him to conquer you and show you the light of Ultramar and Macragge. so fucking obnoxious smh

Mortarion: why would you beat up the sick kid with asthma srsly. you might catch something.

Magnus The Red: fight Magnus, he won’t do anything, you will win, then he will go into a thousand years of seclusion trying to figure out why he lost

Horus: oh god just fight the asshole i don’t care if you die just hit him with everything you got buddy

Lorgar: you will likely win this fight though he will send argel tal first and argel tal will cry and probably make you feel bad and then lorgar will be put in the shamebox for being an armor-shitting coward

Vulkan: vulkan probably won’t fight you anyway. Even if you want to fight Vulkan he doesn’t want to fight you because he thinks he’s better than you. actually you know what punch him he won’t even retaliate

Corvus Corax: unless you can take this battle to the air do not engage. he will fly around over your head and shit all over everything

Alpharius: if you can find who he is go for it

Extras

The Emperor of Mankind: kick him in the testicle and call him a terrible father

Constantin Valdor: he is literally the only loyalist that can get his hands dirty. i propose you leave him alone.

Malcador the Sigillite: don’t fight malcador he’s an old man and he loves you too much

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I got my hands on a tablet and I want to start making stickers for myself, besides I remembered the memes with Jesus holding a dinosaur in his hands. And decided to sketch at least a little bit of Sevatar with a raven like this meme.

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The galaxy is vast. The Universes infinite. The Earth is a mere whisper in the Great Sympathy.

And you, you Little Mortal, are a critical component. No mere whisper. No mere passing breeze.

In all of the realities, there is only one being like you.

-You- matter. Never forget this. Never allow yourself to feel otherwise. Nothing happens without cause or effect.

Be the effect.

You matter.

- M. -

#malice #askmalal #malal #chaos philosophy #you matter #we need you

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I suggest you stand up for your Jewish friends now, because otherwise you may have to hide them later.

This is the thing; it’s perfectly moral and rational to criticize and even be infuriated by Israeli behavior. It’s equally valid to criticize Hamas.

Some of you, however, have crossed the line into Anti-Semitism, and no matter how edgy and “anti-establishment” you are, it’s only getting worse from here.

Hamas does NOT speak for the majority of Palestinians. They are not revolutionaries struggling for the common good. They are not heroes. They are terrorists and murderers. They knew exactly what they were doing:

Netanyahu is corrupt and morally bankrupt. He had just forcibly changed the laws in Israel so that the courts effectively have no checks in place to restrain him. The head of the IAF resigned, calling him a fascist. Several veterans threatened to quit: many did. He imported right wing militants to beat and harass Ethiopian Jews in Israel: Ethiopian Jews -saved- Israel during the Yom Kippur War.

So, Hamas took advantage of the situation. They knew that this would provoke a reaction from him. How could it not? They planned this. They orchestrated it. There’s a good amount of reason to suspect that they were aided by Putin and Assad.

If you support Hamas, you support the use of innocent people as Hinson shields. You support the use of the Red Cross to mark combatant vehicles. You support a government that was not elected. You are most certainly not speaking for Palestinian Jews, Muslims, Christians, Atheists, Agnostics, and Pagans.

If you support Netanyahu, you are no better.

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I think we’ve all been there. And I wish that I had a solution; unfortunately I suspect that everybody processes in such a different way that it’s hard to articulate how I’ve gotten away from such feelings when they occur. What matters is that you are here. With us. And this, dear sister, shall pass. You are loved. You matter.

Any tips for when you reach your breaking point and reaching out feels futile?

:) I appreciate it. Thank you.

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I was going through a whole… thing.

We approve.

Greater daemon of Malice, and perhaps even a little glimpse of the face of Malal himself.

#askmalal #malice #malal #ave malice

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I’m very critical of Israel, but if you use the phrase “Zionist” (a term coined by the Nazis,) you lose me entirely.

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This year, for Halloween…

Khorne has been convinced to dress as ‘Bert’ to Lotara’s ‘Ernie.’ He’s been practicing the voice all week. Almost has it down. It would be quite a hit if we could convince him to stop eating the pigeons.

Nurgle will be dressing as Penicillin. He’s been showering for weeks. I’ve quite literally never seen him so clean. Not since he ascended, anyway.

Slaanesh will, simply, be dressed. A new and bold direction.

Tzeentch will be dressing as an ordinary human. He reckons that’ll really mess with his followers. I admit that the bird fucker is on to something. I tried to convince him to go as a Gnome. No dice.

Neocho does not believe in Halloween, or trick or treating, or kindness, and so will be dressed as Richard Dawkins.

Nuffle is dressing as a Tumblr blogger with an “informed” opinion about the current Israel-Palestine conflict. It’s predominantly comprised of anti-Arab bigotry, anti-Semitism, and a lot of noise signifying nothing.

I myself will be dressed as Aaron Dembski-Bowden. I’ll walk about the streets, making definitive statements about stories and ‘canon’ that are neither definitive nor canonical. I’ve convinced Hashut to dress as GW, since he doesn’t actually need to do anything but refuse to comment for or against anything I say.

Gary (the Horned Rat,) however, is doing something very special. He’ll be dressed as every meaningful storyline in Fallout 76. He gets to spend the night on the couch, doing whatever he wants…

#malal #malice #askmalal #horus heresy #warhammer30k #warhammer community #warhammer the old world #warhammer 40k #age of Sigmar #just because you can say it doesn’t mean you should

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I mean. Yes….

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This is why Story Bibles are essential.

Nah, man. It's important to check your sources on things. It just sucks that sometimes, reliable sources don't have anything on the specific topic you are looking for. I don't blame you, one bit, friend.

Welcome to the sucky world of Warhammer lore, where every thing you learned might get retconed out, like did you know we have had 2 13th Black Crusades?

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Interesting find. I didn't know what a cursus was. Now I do.

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Source

The penalty for this grisly child labor crime: a $1,143 fine.

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Be aware that a new wave of spam followers has begun. Check and cultivate your followers carefully.

- M.

#askmalal #malice #malal #stop spammers #destroy all bots

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Saul Tarvitz for @/Korvius_Vassago on twitter

fifth request from the six fanarts challenge