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[askslappy-the-dummy]

Hello, Aster, I wasn't expecting to find you on this website. Let me know if you're ever looking for any... opportunities. I think I might have one worth your while.

Oh and Slappy... you're here too, I guess.

-Your friend, Karl (@karl-co-enterprises)

Oh, it's YOU. The man faker then those cheap roses, something you have in common with them is your plastic and fake. Who let you get access to the internet.

If the opportunity is getting away from an evil psychotic dummy sign me up.

#Karl Knave #goosebumps #chillology #r.l. stine #oc ask #oh nooo #Aster plz

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Horrorland, huh? I love that park! In fact, I've been DYING to go back there on vacation!

Speaking of which; Slappy, Aster, this question is for both of you. What do you think about the park's owner, Madison Storm?

Ah yes Horrorland, I had such fun there seeing my old slaves horrified to see that I had returned! Madison storm is like a spider; a brown recluse not such a social butterfly unlike me! He always sits and waits....but to give him a point he knows how to end things with a BANG! HAHAHAHA!!!

What do I think of Madison Storm? Well, he's a pshyco for starters....he also came up with a weird menu and my friend got turned into a purple lizard because of one of the food items. Nevertheless, I can thank him for not giving me more trauma from the "perfect school" he also seemed to have a major hatred for schools.

#goosebumps slappy #horrorland #oc ask #Madison Storm

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Hay this is a question for movie slappy I was wondering if you would like to adopt rosemary she is a 10 year old doll

Why would I want a child? I hate the snot nose brats.

Yeah he's a horrible parent. If he was one.....yeesh

#goosebumps #goosebumps slappy #oc ask

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Rate the best to worst goosebumps book not including any of your series

Not including any of mine? You should know those are my ONLY favorites. Hmm but, horrorland is a good one. You should go visit it sometime! You'd probably land a job! HAHAHA

#goosebumps #goosebumps slappy

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Would you even be able to reach me to snap my arm? Im like, 5'8 slaps.

Magic Anon, Magic. Yet clearly your walnut brain couldn't figure that out.

#goosebumps slappy

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Hello slappy. If I bodyslam you will it hurt????

You don't seem strong enough to do it to me considering you're a puppet..

Hmm...I don't know! If I twist your arm till it snaps would that hurt? You really shouldn't judge on appearances, or you would have been thrown in the trash!

Please do throw him (If you can find us) Into the nearest fireplace or boiler (Do those still exist?) Do it so I can finally hear myself think for two minutes

#goosebumps slappy #r.l. stine #oc

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Hello there slappy I heard ur friends with Annabelle:) what is ur relationship with her like? Siblings like or what?

Firstly, me and Annabelle are not friends, nor do I have any relation (nor want because gross! And I already have enough siblings) with that rag doll. I just enjoy toying with others till they bore me or well break :)

Yeah, I met one of your siblings. Honestly they were an upgrade compared to you. Maybe a little to clingy though but at least HIS jokes were funny.

#goosebumps slappy #r.l. stine #oc #Snappy the dummy

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Hello slappy may I ask how are you alive because I struggle to understand that your alive unlike chuck and Annabelle you seem to just be alive so how are you actually alive?-

Well dear asker, you'll just have to read my next book coming out soon! I must admit I do enjoy the attention I get from all you askers! Who knew I had such devoted servants! Once I get out of this prison, I really do need to find a phone.

Yeah, not happening. I'll personally make sure that never happens you evil Mr. Bean wannabe. Also, would it kill you to stop gloating? Your head is going to explode from it.

#goosebumps slappy #oc #r.l. stine #Aster #Beware Slappy!

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Slappy do you consider yourself scary?

Of course, I do! After all, in my world you're always screaming in it! Even in the end when those brats thought they won....I still won and their smiles fading into horror brings me such joy.

#goosebumps #goosebumps slappy #r.l. stine #get him away from me he just ate a bunch of bugs

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Hi Slappy so does it hurt to get thrown around? I mean you are a doll so your floppy (Just might want to throw you hehe)

Does it hurt? Hmm, let me throw YOU around then ask you if it hurts.

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hi slappy, i always wanted to ask... how old are you?

Do the math kid! 1990 to now! Or Is it possible you're just a numbskull?! HAHA!

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Hi slappy! I think you and annabelle would make a beautiful couple... You guys have a lot in common...

Me and that doll? Pssh PLEASE! I have higher taste then that! Besides if I wanted a bride, I could pick anyone my heart wants....oh wait YOU idiots think I have one HAHAHA!

#goosebumps slappy #r.l. stine #goosebumps

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ANNABELLE: Hi slappy, you still alive? come free me from my glass box...

Of course I'm alive! Unfortunately, I'm also trapped which now I can see why you want out so much! It's so boooring!

#goosebumps slappy #goosebumps #annabelle #horror

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Hold on, you guys are in a strange plane of existence? I think I may have read something about that. If you need my help, Aster, there might be some sort of spell I can try to get you out of there. Though I'll have to do some digging.

As for you, Slappy (still cannot believe that's actually your name), Kanduu has instructed me NOT to interact with you. But uh... good luck, I guess.

-Sarah

Hello Sarah, hopefully you can do something....I'm not sure how long I'll last with Mr. Bean look-a-like here. Also for some reason; after reading the name Kanduu...he's been oddly silent. Not that I'm complaining give Kanduu my thanks!

#oc #oc ask #goosebumps #kanduu

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Slaps! Have you ever heard of someone that goes by the name " Spamton G. Spamton " ?

No, but the lab rat has. She said he's some, video game character? He has quite the stupid name though.

You're one to talk. Who names themself Slappy?

#goosebumps slappy #oc #goosebumps

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Slappy what is your favorite goosebumps book?

My favorite? Well, I can't JUST pick one, after all so many of them have ME in it. Hmm, but I'd have to say; I had quite the happy ending with the ghost of slappy!

#goosebumps slappy #goosebumps #r.l. stine #ghost of slappy

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Ah, oh my...! (Thinking) Uhm...What if I throw you both a stair, will be that helpful for you two? And you...Slappy...I hope you are nice to me if I help you get out from where you are, ok, deal? I wouldn't mind if you respect my personal life, deal?

A staircase? Not sure how that'll help but thanks for the concern. Don't worry we'll figure a way out....scratch that I'LL figure a way out. I'm not against letting this wooden jerk rot.

HAH! Me? Nice? Who said YOU were in charge hm?

#goosebumps #goosebumps slappy #oc