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It IS true that being on here gives you a tumblr accent. This morning my mother asked me something and i replied "i don't know i've never heard these words in that order" and she nearly choked laughing. It wasn't even that funny

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The best part of tumblr imo is very much the niche shit you find on here. Like yeah "fandom" is mainstream these days, the internet is flooded with Star Wars content but where the fuck else am I supposed to find the most unhinged gay shitposts about the old men from 2000s hit tv show House MD. Who in the year of our lord 2023 is thinking about Ben from Lost?? ME and 12 other incredible ppl on this hellsite, that's who

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Made my first objection.lol based on a conversation I (as Maya) had in our culturally diverse discord group chat about condensed milk a few years ago now with my bf @thebluelittlewitch2-thesequel (as Phoenix) and @arscynic (As Edgeworth) and Dreamy (As Franziska) but I don't think they have a Tumblr.

Anyway I have not been able to stop thinking about that exchange ever since so I had to make it into a video. So. Look at it. It's funny.

#inlove it when they lost it over the cat #objection.lol #ace attorney

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why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed

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Pick an accompaniment for your pretzels!

Mustard

Cheese sauce

Hummus

Chocolate

Sour cream and onion dip

Results

#polls #chocolate

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since there seems to be a pretty big overlap in fandoms, I want some actual answers:

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Shout-out to the autistics who crave hugs. Shout-out to the autistics whose love language is touch.

And shout-out to the autistics who were denied a timely diagnosis because a misinformed professional thought you were "too affectionate" to be autistic.

You aren't any less autistic because of how you show affection. And you aren't nearly as rare as pop culture and outdated research would imply.

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very important when brewing your own ice to fit your water bottle that you check how big your water bottle actually is. cannot stress this enough

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when cats put their ears back they become cursors

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how crazy is it? cnn is saying columbia is cleared?

everything is shut down near columbia and city college, police buses and cars everywhere and police are barricading the streets near the campuses. a few people were just arrested outside of city college while it seems like some students are still occupying the city college administrative building and still in the encampment. tons of cops near columbia last i heard they arrested everyone occupying the hall and kicked out press, police have barricades set up so no one in the surrounding apartments can get out

#palestine #campus protests

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"dungeon meshi isn't horny" laios almost Died because he called too many orc women hot. don't forget his struggle

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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The fact that homelessness is controversial tells you everything you need to know about conservatives.

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time to see if my old mpreg player works ahhh!!!