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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

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i said it was my favorite piece of media that i’ve hyperfixated on since the tender age of 12 and have not let go of since. i didnt say it was a Good piece of media

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getting surgery to give me a second head so i can tell twice as many lies as usual

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my manager just asked me what my hobbies are outside of work and i cannot accurately describe how surreal it was. it was like being asked by the guy who locked you in the dungeon if you used to do anything fun before they locked you in the dungeon.

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pisses me off endlessly that the winter soldier is a good movie. i'll be praising it and then remember i'm praising m*rvel st*dios and my asshole shrivels up like a raisin but i can't lie. it's good. god help me it's good

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we broke up. love cant win i guess

having a boyfriend is like having your own poor little meow meow but he is also real. i wrote this boy

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A school bully who keeps up with intercommunity issues so that he always uses the most non-problematic terminology to insult you with

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beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

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peter pettigrew core

#wormtail #peter pettigrew #marauders #hp #harry potter

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Bad Space Comics: The Suit

#this KILLED me

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kinda sick of all those posts that are like "my ancestors were surviving starvation and the plague meanwhile i get nervous ordering food at restaurants". as if jauffrey the woodworker didn't fumble his conversation with the fine maiden running the fruit stand and then tripped on a pebble as he left in a hurry

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btw. merlin suffered loss where arthur suffered betrayal. will, freya, balinor, lancelot/morgana, agravaine, uther, gwen. “you were deceived. it could happen to anyone” — “and yet it keeps happening to me.” like grief grown on different branches or something. then ultimately of course they do it to each other don’t they? all in the last episode. except the difference between them and the others is they didnt really. merlin wasnt truly disloyal and arthur isnt truly dead. they’re each others exception. two sides of the same coin blah blah. am i making sense? is anyone listening?

#holy f

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

#ok but red solo cups r really cool to me also #as an indian never seen them

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i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

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idk if im actually bi or nit but i have an 8 am class tomorrow cant worry about that