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AAAAAAAH BABES I AM SO PROUD OF YOU ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The Crush comes home June 2024 ❤️

ARC announcements coming soon! If you’re not already following me on Insta, TikTok, or Threads, please do! 🫶🏻

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I was in a really strange mood the other day. Not sure what it was exactly - the spring, something in the water, retrograde Mercury...Whatever it was, it set me aflame with the desire for Oscar Isaac. That feeling is not a new one, but the intensity it hit me with was pretty remarkable even for me. So I did what every logical person would've done - got here to get myself some gorgeous gifs of his.

Long story short, a couple of hours and several delicious gifs later, I started to think that maybe it's a good idea to read something. Well, I actually specifically didn't want to read shit, but there were just two many texts coming my way, upon thirst scrolling. So, while I was half-heartedly trying to drive these thoughts away with an imaginary stick, I came upon the "Red Flags." And was met with something I can't fucking resist - long chapters.

I read all sorts of different fanfics for all sorts of different reasons. We all have our own preferences, and I am trying not to concentrate on mine all that often, because it will just result in me reading only specific things, and there is a chance I'll miss something really good.

But I still do have those preferences. And for me, THE most important thing in the story is for the characters to feel like themselves from the original incarnation. Not to a tea, perhaps. Not always, at least. But I want to read something they do and go: "Yeep, that's them. That's exactly how they would've acted. "

I've read a lot of absolutely brilliant stories that I see more like an AU situation. Great storytelling, amazing characters - it's all there. But the characters just don't feel the same to me. It doesn't make the story bad whatsoever. It's just a separate category for me.

And then there are those VERY rare ones that are just making every single thing right in my eyes. Of course, these things are objective. Of course, it's only based on what I personally want to see. But when I find them, I'm treating them like an absolute treasure.

Which leads us to the "Red Flags." The story that got me so invested that I ended up reading it till 3 in the morning because I just couldn't bring myself to separate with these characters.

After the series, Steven got so much love. Which is completely understandable. He is an adorable, goofy, absolutely charming idiot that you just want to be around. But I don't think Marc himself is getting enough appreciation. Which he should.

The way he was written here made my heart ache. He was portrayed so real, I was sometimes sure I could touch him through the screen of my phone. The man was so broken on such a deep level that he had to create a happy version of himself, to be able to cope with trauma. The man, who is denying himself happiness because he doesn't think he deserves it. The man, who is willing to give every single good thing in his life to his alter ego, whom he sees as a pure and sweet person.

One of the most realistic main heroines I've seen in fan fiction - just like her, I wanted to grab him, shake him up, and scream that he deserves love, deserves to be cared for, deserves being looked after and to be able to just be himself around a person, who loves him. To let someone love him. He doesn't deserve to be shout at, though. Doesn't matter if it comes from a place of genuine care. I'd kill for this man. Got every last bit of patience out of me to help him see how much he is loved and needed. How beautiful, how kind, and caring he actually is. How empathetic he is. How, no matter what little he thinks of himself, he is a whole world.

It's not even just the romance, but how he treats Steven, too. It's just beyond words. I never thought about it that way, but it was so heartbreaking to see that he went far and beyond with writing Steven cards from their mom. He did not have to do it, but he wanted Steven to feel loved. Something that he never got himself. The man, who grew up abused and hated by his own mother, who drew so many walls around himself, still remained a kind soul behind it all.

I want you to know that by now, I've read it twice over, and I'll be absolutely doing it again. Alongside all the one shots. No idea if it was intended that way or not, but they absolutely do read like a continuation of the main story.

I don't really have the words to describe how much I loved it and how I fell in love with every aspect of it. But I just need to thank you and your wonderful co-writer for giving us (well, me, personally😇) the privilege to read something that extraordinary🥰💙🥂

Hello lovely!!!!!

I'm sorry it's taken me so long to answer this. When I received this ask this week my face and soul lit up. It's so kind and sweet of you to take the time to write this and send it. I really appreciate you so much.

I'm so glad that you felt that the characters read like they were in their original MCU universes. It's something that I completely owe @thirstworldproblemss too she has an insane knack for storytelling and character voices that blows me away everytime. Between the two of us i'm the one living in London and yet I have a Transatlantic accent and I don't ever use British slang, and she was the one who had to britishify Steven and she did it with such skills I'm in awe of her always.

But also the characterisation of Marc, once again I owe so much to her, because she's the one who broke down the character and made me appreciate all the beautiful, heartbreaking layers of his character.

Red Flags has been such an absolute beast to write and taught me so much about long-form story telling and it has an incredibly special place in my heart and to know that people are still reading it, and that you had such a strong reaction to it fills me with immense joy. Thank you so much once again for reaching out! I adore you.

#red flags asks #💌 asks

[astroboots]

"You Missed the Point by Idolizing Them" Starter Pack

#PADDINGTON IS INNOCENT!

[astroboots]

This just appeared in my shorts!! I would make hamsteven so many tiny pies it’s ridiculous

https://youtube.com/shorts/g_awz40cgxo?si=y1-v5kRewLCJ3kQd

SO DAMN CUTE!!!!

#🐹 hamsteven

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Heya Cici! I’m here to say hi (I know I had been gone for loooooong time, and sadly that will have to be until further notice)

Happy belated new year! Hope you are doing well and staying healthy and happy! 🤍 I’ll be back sometime soon (I hope)

I’ll be sure to cry over your work again and again. Thank you for the food Cici 😔🥰

Hello lovely!!! so sorry for the lateness of my reply!! HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU TOO (or more like end of Q1).

Thank you for sending such a fluffy cutie to keep me company! i adore you

#💌 asks

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I saw this and IMMEDIATELY thought of Hamster Steven

https://youtube.com/shorts/3IVdDWIAXNE?si=ITfROE03tUKA2-IN

OH MY GOD! a hamster spa day that is adorable!!! thank you for sending this.

#🐹 hamsteven

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My dog wants to interrupt our regular programming for a very important message:

"Have you read Cardinal Sins by the insanely talented Charlotte House yet? "

BUY IT HERE

My bestie here is a talent powerhouse and has written the best dark romance -- mafia -- why choose novel that lives in my mind, body and soul rent free. Charlotte's writing and prose has stayed with me like no other.

It scrumptious, amazing, and mindblowingly good. Book of the year. 100/10. I have no words. Just go and read it!

#dark romance #smut #indie author

[astroboots]

hi! sorry to bother but If I'm not mistaken, I've read something about miguel and that nanny cam cielito has in her bedroom. but I couldn't find the post, can you help me please? thank you

Hello lovely!!! Not a bother at all, I did an ask about it here. Is that what you were looking for?

#eyem asks

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hi!! how are you? are you doing okay? its been a while since the last time you post something here, so I just want to check in how're you doing :)

Hello lovely! it's so sweet of you to check in and ask!

I'm good. Real life has just been insanely busy. I've been promoted not once but twice in the last year which has just kicked my life into high octave and between travelling and real life social obligations and friends and family, it's sadly left very little time for online spaces.

I'm hoping to be able to pop in here every now and then though <3

#💌 asks

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When you leave the bag open and Hamsteven sees an opportunity

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C3Km5UQsFpD/?igsh=MTRyMjBsOTFkdXoyaw==

The little footsies!!!! <3

#🐹 hamsteven #💌 asks

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I dunno if you've seen this but you need to

https://www.tumblr.com/sapphire-isaac/735176470070214656

OH JESUS mama!!! that's ;alskdja;lksjda. I'm coming down with a fever now.

#💌 asks

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Ngl the Moon Knight system is so curl goals, like it’s always so great seeing Oscar embrace his curls for his roles 🥺🥺

I am obsessed with those curls, they're so soft looking and bouncy and floppy and a;slkdja;lskjda;lksdja;ksjda;lkjsd

#💌 asks

[astroboots]

Omg cici my friends’ sister posted an IG story of her and her girlfriends hamster and all I could see was Steven being territorial of his food 😭😭

Look at his little round and angry self 😭😭

OMG look at his squishy face I am dying he is so darn cute.

#🐹 hamsteven

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STOP IM ON CHAPTER 14 OF EVERY YOU EVERY ME AND IM SOBBING. AUTHOR PLS PAY FOR MY THERAPY BILLS I CANT DO THIS. TEARS ARE ROLLING DOWN MY FACE AS WE SPEAK. THE GASPS AND WHEEZES I LET OUT WERE NOT OKAY. I AM NOT DOING OKAY. I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THE ANGST.

hello lovely!!! thank you so much for reading this series! I always feel over the moon when someone tells me they've read the entirety of it!

I'm so sorry you're crying. I have had a lot of threats of therapy bills and you may want to consider a group action litigation against me.

Love you!!!

#eyem ask #💌 asks

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Hamsteven being so clingy 🥺 this is so adorable I can't even 🥺

SCREAMING! this babybooooi is so cute!

#💌 asks #🐹 hamsteven

[astroboots]

Between Santi and Frankie, who would let Boa stack donuts on it?👀

So I had to google this before I realized it was a tiktok trend, and I'm dying with laughter.

Both would let her stack it. But, as soon as Santiago hears the request, his ears are going to perk up and immediately volunteer Frankie before Boa has a chance to specify who the requested was directed at.

Because Santiago wants to know how many can be stacked on Frankie's dick for "scientific purposes".

Frankie would be entirely confused why on earth his wife would want to do that, and even though he's a bit concerned about the hygienic aspects of it, he's always had a tough time saying no to her.

Cue Santiago sprinting to get a dozen of krispy creme donuts, only to realize on the third donut that's broken apart that the donut hole is too small and this is not going to work.

And now Santiago and her are on a mission to bake homemade donuts from scratch with bigger holes to fit Frankie's dick, while both of them are discussing if the number of donuts they are stacking is going to break a Guiness Record of some sort.

#homecoming asks #💌 asks #crack fic #yes this hc is insane and ridiculous #and i'm dying at this asks #thank you nonny

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Hallo! I don't know when you'll be back(hopefully soon) but in the meantime, here's Hamstevens spaghetti!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C1w0_Wive_y/?igsh=dHN6MzhuZzIxaDdh

GOSH! he is so damn cute! thanks for sending this in lovely.

#💌 asks #🐹 hamsteven