I would fight and kill for thos pokemon and all its merch. Make him the new mascot please
Pokemon idea: Giant strips of grass that move and act like snakes. Ground/Grass. Name them ENVELAWN and CONSTRICTURF.
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I have come to realise that there are only three types of DnD players in regards to dice.
Halflings: I’ll just borrow dice off my friends
Elf: I have 1-3 carefully selected fancy dice sets that I use for everything.
Goblins: the shiny math rocks make click-clack sound. Needs the more. All the more.
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i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened
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uptown rat.. he’s been living in a social frat…. bet he’s never seen an ass this fat….. i bet his mama never told him that
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ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
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Pokemon idea: Giant strips of grass that move and act like snakes. Ground/Grass. Name them ENVELAWN and CONSTRICTURF.
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it’s dark
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You’ll never catch me on a regular reddit page but I WILL binge pages of askreddit in a day to read little funny stories about parents of toddlers or people’s anecdotes about life
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i really love this. Lowkey inspired by Okapis because a big fav taking offers!! if reached a secret AB ill do a ref! Reblogs are sexy and very much appreciated
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