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girl if you do not clock out and lezz the fuck out already
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happy pride month
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one night at 2 a.m. my boyfriend went into the kitchen and found this baby staring back at him thru the kitchen window
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me @ my mutuals
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A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
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damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not
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Tumblr mutual confidentiality clause
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has this been done yet
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looking through my own blog going "this is why nobody likes me"
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My tasks for the day could be like take a nap in the sun and I’m still like fuckkkkkkkk
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*rereading a thing i wrote when i was 13* this girl was a freak then. and she is a freak now
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I hope the fic you are working on right now finds a reader who will think about it constantly for years
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