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My OC from a fantasy novel I wrote years ago.

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when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

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You, a heroic paladin have successfully slain a fearsome dragon. But the dragon warns you that death is but a door, and dragons don’t die, they reincarnate. You paid it no mind….until your son was born with golden, slitted eyes.

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sign brendan saw last night

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I had an upsetting dream last night.

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I love how Warframe treats some of the wildest elements of its premise as completely unremarkable. A lesser game would never shut the fuck up about how badass it is that you're a space ninja. Warframe is like "yeah yeah yeah we know you're a space ninja, what's important right now is restoring the local wetlands."

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"Do you ever dream of land?" The whale asks the tuna.

"No." Says the tuna, "Do you?"

"I have never seen it." Says the whale, "but deep in my body, I remember it."

"Why do you care," says the tuna, "if you will never see it."

"There are bones in my body built to walk through the forests and the mountains." Says the whale.

"They will disappear." Says the tuna, "one day, your body will forget the forests and the mountains."

"Maybe I don't want to forget," Says the whale, "The forests were once my home."

"I have seen the forests." Whispers the salmon, almost to itself.

"Tell me what you have seen," says the whale.

"The forests spawned me." Says the salmon. "They sent me to the ocean to grow. When I am fat with the bounty of the ocean, I will bring it home."

"Why would the forests seek the bounty of the oceans?" Asks the whale. "They have bounty of their own."

"You forget," says the salmon, "That the oceans were once their home."

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We need to bring back children’s programming that focuses on reading. I’m so serious

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My hobby? Oh I sort of, trade five paragraph persuasive essays with other people online. Fun? Sort of but it's mostly like, stressful. There's a lot of pressure in the recreational five paragraph essay world.

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ladynoir, oh, ladynoir ↳ day 256

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my mom’s trans allyship is on another level

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mandatory endless fuck marry kill poll pinned to the top of everyone’s blog so you can ascertain how the public perceives their vibes and also invent a new horrible type of metrics for Influencers to manipulate

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Amphibia fans seeing the 3 most common color combinations on the planet:

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What's the trope name for when someone finds out they're the Chosen One(tm) and is like "No, thank you" and goes and does something else