aziraphale

[aziraphale]

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

[aziraphale]

i havent been on my computer in a week what do i used this for again

[aziraphale]

“the fffuuuu rage face guy is actually the funniest joke” says st peter at he casts you out of heavens pearly gates. you clasp your sweaty palms together. “you mocked it"he said. "you thought it was shit”

[aziraphale]

[aziraphale]

a loving relationship between a guy who says “wowza!” and a guy who says “hm. intriguing.”

#crowley and aziraphale

[aziraphale]

@elsinore-and-inverness ‘s awesome crowley hc, which you can find here! I took a few liberties with the mourning dove wings and the staff (it’s a reference to asclepius). Also they have the best characterized GO fic i’ve ever read!! it’s fucking hilarious, pratchett’s style, and has some really awesome headcanon material that i’ve slurped in and assimilated like the main antagonist of john carpenter’s brand new sitcom, A Flesh Eating Shapeshifter Shares My Freezing Bunkbed!

[aziraphale]

Obsessed with characters who portray themselves as worse than they are. Who are lying to everyone including themselves about it. People generally assume if someone's lying about themselves they're trying to look better but sometimes they're trying to look worse. They attribute agency to where they had none, add intend to accidents, try to convince everyone that this is something they did instead of something that happened to them.

#crowley

[aziraphale]

Imagining a dandy English pervert who can only get off if he makes jokes about food. "She toad in my hole." Etc.

#aziraphale

[aziraphale]

aziraphale would probably love meth but he can't find any because he's the english urban academic version of this

[aziraphale]

crowley: [walking past 10 sex shops on the way to aziraphale's bookshop in soho] humans really can be sick bastards sometimes, look at them sexualizing torture like this. that's literally a cat o'nine tails! manacles! just the thought of using that on someone you love - demons could never imagine doing anything so terrible

aziraphale: sigh. they just don't paint nude men all over the walls of cathedrals the way they used to anymore

[aziraphale]

#every time aziraphale and crowley have a conversation in public this is how the humans around them feel

[aziraphale]

the ten commandments

thog don't caare

if it sucks hit da bricks

play the cards i'm given

pobody's nerfect

this mess is a place

fuck it we ball

it's so over

we're so back

what if the world was made of pudding

there is good in every day

#crowley would show this to aziraphale and he would be delighted

[aziraphale]

📚🪴

[aziraphale]

crowley would love the our man bashir episode of ds9 so much

[aziraphale]

you're telling me a good booked these omens?

[aziraphale]

book gomens doodles from last night. sorry i have a disease called 'i cant stop drawing book gomens' wherein i cannot stop drawing book gomens

i keep futzing around with what i want book!zira to wear bc i really like the show costuming but also i want him to have smth a lil different, a lil kooky asksksk <3

#please never recover

[aziraphale]

explain beige crowley, i would love to hear these thoughts

it's been a super fashionable colour for those who wish to project status and wealth for a while now, which he obviously does from how he presents himself in the book. like it's fucking everywhere

crowley would be borrowing aziraphale's camel coat a lot