Life just isn’t for everyone...
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a duck walks up to the lemonade stand
what hapens next? click HERE to find out……….
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TALK 👏 SHIT 👏 GET 👏 HIT
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the knife emoji but capitalized
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perfect couple: one person has cold hands, the other has warm hands. together, they maintain the ideal temperature for hand holding
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when u start typing and then the other person starts typing and you both erase your messages to let the other talk first
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me walking into a cvs at midnight: i need to lift a curse
employee: aisle 5
me: thanks
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my pet peeve are fic summaries with something deep and obscure that not only tell me nothing about the story but dont MEAN anything theyre just words like
‘When lost eyes lock onto a summer’s shadow, will love make it in the end?? [content warnings]: anal fisting ‘
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*is in hell*
me: it’s hot
satan: it’s the heat
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hmu if you wanna fall in the love and live in the mountains and make art and tend to gardens and grow together
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did anyone actually ever read those animorph books
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how do u be an adult
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