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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#do I even have to answer lmao

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your fav gets a little Unhinged at the thought of losing you just btw

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Noooo don't imagine kissing your f/o all over their face until they're a blushing mess. That would be so bad if you did, who knows what the consequences would be!!

Don't imagine them doing it to you either, under any circumstances!!!

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“can’t believe you made your character a self-insert 😒🙄” life is too short for you to spend so much time in my business like this brother

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WRITE IT!!! WRITE THAT SELF INDULGENT SHIT!!!

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This is an oc x canon safe zone.

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hi i love being nosy and asking questions so,

[ im referring to the name given to the pairing between your s/i and an f/o in case the wordings weird! ]

#whatever I want it to be when I first start posting about it #yes I have created names I regret by doing this

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"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

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being in the selfship community makes me feel like an old lady commenting on my friends' facebook posts like "Very beautiful couple, perfect match ❤️ XOXO" "Congratulations on the engagement! So excited for the wedding x" "What an adorable baby!!! Looks just like their father 😆 x"

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you f/o lives for you. sure there are plenty of things theyd do for you, but more than anything they live for you. in any moment where they have doubts or difficulties, they live for you. they what you to do the same for them. when you dont think you can go on, they want you to live for them, just like theyre doing for you.

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i have. .

TOO MANY.

do i care? no. :D

#haven't bothered counting #probably a lot #ik at one point I knew the exact number bc I calculated the male:female ratio (54.4% female not to brag) but no clue what the total was #it's probably changed since then anyway lmao

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The ghost with the most has to look good everyday, don't you agree?

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imagine having your sub f/o strapwarm you while watching a movie, cuddling, or working. and imagine taunting and insulting them about it because you know that they can’t handle it; you can see it.

your ability to stay rock hard inside their pulsating and needy entrance while they visibly lose their composure is so unfair, don’t you think?

#not for underage eyes

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Yes, I’ve done the work analyzing this relationship’s problematic traits and I’ve come to the educated conclusion that I still want them to fuck

#self ship #<< YEP LMAO (prev tags)

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u should def imagine your selfship as a canon ship that everyone in the fandom ships btw. it's sooo healing i promise

#I ship all of you with your f/os #I ship it so hard #(lmao not me actually having done fanart/meta analysis of other people's ships before)

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There's a fascinating type of game of trust to be played with a villain F/O, where you and they play act out the villain's violence together, but you trust them not to follow through all the way.

Trusting villainous F/O to tie you up.

Trusting a villainous F/O with knives near your skin.

Trusting a villainous F/O with a gun against your cheek.

Trusting a villainous F/O with their hands around your neck.

Trusting that you don't need to call for help. That they won't really hurt you. That they love you.

That is the intimate game of trust played between you and your villainous F/O...