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I wish I was strong enough to write Deadpool without his boxes but all my best jokes need them around...

#i am a one trick pony when it comes to writing as Deadpool #i am not sorry tho i like writing as Wade and the boxes

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My favorite line is Wade telling Peter Parker that his ass is better than Spider-Man.

#i eat that shit up #every fanfic i will ever write with Wade would be him saying your secret identity has a better ass than your hero identity #peter just side eyeing the camera like hes on the office #spideypool

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Mooniac but instead of the conflict being getting MK to do fucked up stuff, it's just Zodiac's elaborate plot to get MK in cat ears

no but really this is already what the goal of mooniac is

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MCU fans: Why cant the MCU do something different? All their films are so formulaic.

MCU: *does something different*

MCU fans: ew this is cringe, I hate it. Why arent there any good MCU films anymore?

#mcu fans are just so bland #weird ans funny shit happen in the comics all the time #like not everything has to be dark and edgy and thats coming from me who is a cringe edge lord

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Deadpool : “My mom was nice enough, but my father used to beat me.”

Moon Knight : “Ah. For us, it was the other way around.”

Daredevil : “My dad tried his best. And my mom…I guess she’s not that bad now that I know her. She just abandoned me when I was a baby and she never saidanything when I was at the orphanage.”

Deadpool : “So it’s clear, Peter’s parents are the best.”

Spiderman : “They died when I was very young.”

Deadpool : “Exactly, they didn’t have time to be a source of disappointment.”

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I made a moon knight animatic  song: Nicky Blitz - Panic Attack

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Tessa Thompson as King Valkyrie and Natalie Portman as Mighty Thor in THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER (2022), dir. Taika Waititi

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Drew more of this chaotic duo ❤️😭😜

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I read rumors that Thor may be in Deadpool 3 and I lost my goddamn mind.

Deadpool goes to Knowhere to idefk party it up or something, who cares why he is in space that's NOT what this fic is gonna be about.

ENTER Thor and GotG going to Knowhere for some drinks and partying it up after being space pirates.

Thor and Wade are at the same bar, they have a drinking contest. Thor hits on Wade, Wade is like too drunk cause how can you beat an actual Space Pirate God in a drinking contest???

They make out and 5k words of smut *finger guns*

#fanfic ideas #god why do i love rarepairs???? #i hate my life

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What I got planned for fanfics:

Deadpool/Moon Knight:

For This Misadventures of Deadpool and Moon Knight

Depressed Wade stuff, dude is just sad and Steven comes over to check on him. Maybe Marc shows up idk. Jake does not cause Jake is a shit lord

Wade gets kidnapped and tortured and Jake saves him uwu

Then not paired with that series but still Deadpool/Moon Knight

ALSO!!!!! I’m stuck thinking about Wade getting blown up and having to regrow his body but Spider-Man is like “nah I can’t babysit you this week but I got a friend to help!” And that friend is Moon Knight (cuz why not)!!! Basically on occasion Wade’s body doesn’t grew things back correctly all the time. 👉👈 I’ve been trying to write it as a daddy kink thing as a joke since White Box keeps making daddy jokes in my other fics but I can’t do it. I’m taking too much physic damage. Imma keep trying but worse case, I will scrap the daddy bs sub plot line. This will either be a one-shot OR a mini series one-shot with how Marc, Steven, AND Jake “learning” about Wade’s new private bits LOL This isn’t a fetish thing, I’m literally trans. I could just make Wade trans for the story but where is the fun in that? I need more people to realize Deadpool/Moon Knight is such a great chaotic pairing. But I will do my best to fill the space until better writers come along. Or someone please help give me ideas.

SpideyPool:

I have a bunch of ideas. I normally don’t like writing fandom favorite pairings cause idk but when I do, I cater to myself more. Which means Peter is gonna be trans cause I’m trans LOLOL Also Peter will be 30 in every fic

Peter gets ghosted and cheated on and is big sad, Wade is a bro and is like “date me lol” and Peter is like “eh sure but I want a normal out of suit dating experience” and then they go on a date to all my favorite places as I cry as a single person

Peter gets a horrible head injury and is suffering from memory loss BUT THERES A PLOT TWIST

Peter retires as Spidey and moves far away and essentially becomes a travel blogger for some big company that is doing a multi-dimensional vacations idk in his universe there is no Deadpool and DP saves him a bunch of times cause Peter can’t use his powers cause that universe does have a Spider-Man

Isekai trope but make it Spider-Man???? (there’s a pattern, I really like multiverse stuff and I also don’t think 616 Spidey deserves Wade lol)

Wade finds an onlyfans for a spider-man cosplayer and it sounds a bit too close to the real spidey. Basically keeps shoving money at the guy to be his sugar daddy and Peter doesn’t really know it’s Wade. Spider-Man and Deadpool are best friends, DP still has his huge crush on Spidey but respects the fact that Spider-Man is not interested.

Apex Legends:

My duo and I roleplay a bit while playing the game LOL we mostly just say dumb shit that is very OOC for who we play as but it’s fun pairings would be

Seer/Mirage

Valkyrie/Loba

Bloodhound/Mirage

Crypto/Mirage

My friend plays as Mirage 99% of the time unless he is Loba or Caustic (We call him incel science man). And I really like playing as then intel gatherers... Sometimes we play Trios but our 3rd only plays Valkyrie. And then we just super goof around or get too serious. But I’ll start taking notes for some fanfics ideas uwu

Dead By Daylight:

Yui and Mikaela for my friend, I haven’t been playing much cause one I’m more of a killer main but also depression

maybe something with Felix cause he’s my favorite

Also Sadako/Ghostface sprinkle in Michael??? I have too much Sadako lore stored in me I used to own every Ringu manga, book, and movie before it vanished when I moved away

crack killers as a family trope idefk just something stupid and funny

All these will be rated M or E for different reasons but the main goal is they bump uglies (idefk I haven’t used Tumblr since the purge and I’m scared to use certain words). I’ll be focusing on Marvel stuff and Deadpool/Moon Knight and mostly write as Wade cause I suck at writing as Moon Knight.

#fanfic ideas

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Loba & Obi

#sheeeeeesh #they stress me out #god so hot for no reason

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new meme format just dropped

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Moon Knight - Dike Ruan

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SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES The Falcon and The Winter Soldier (2021)