bageltheabductee

[bageltheabductee]

just straight ass duct tape

Smarthead ate ALL of the space cereal AGAIN. I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

[bageltheabductee]

I don’t use “bandaids” I use tape

Smarthead ate ALL of the space cereal AGAIN. I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

[bageltheabductee]

Aw hell no

Smarthead ate ALL of the space cereal AGAIN. I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

[bageltheabductee]

Just did. HE BIT ME

Smarthead ate ALL of the space cereal AGAIN. I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

[bageltheabductee]

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WHY WAS THIS SENT TO ME VIA MAIL

THOSE FUCKERS

[bageltheabductee]

Showed this to the smarts without explanation, I just told them it was Greek art and they believed me. They are now trying to decipher the meaning of it.

[bageltheabductee]

Smarthead ate ALL of the space cereal AGAIN. I FUCKING HATE IT HERE

[bageltheabductee]

I fucking hate the chipmunks, except alvin and simon. Fuck Theodore.

[bageltheabductee]

spon boob

I fw spongebob cause hes so real for this. Grunge will never be dead. Never😘🖕

[bageltheabductee]

Damn ur right

Any people you tolerate/don’t hate?

Uh, well I do tolerate Beavis and Butthead, and Of course bagel. And one of my Drummer gals named Sadie. I don’t like Cody. And uh, Stewart. I’m in the middle about Van driessen, But overall most people don’t talk to me unless they want cigarettes which is impressive because all people do now is flavored air with mystery chemicals but oh well.

[bageltheabductee]

Nah ya really shouldn’t have!

Any people you tolerate/don’t hate?

Uh, well I do tolerate Beavis and Butthead, and Of course bagel. And one of my Drummer gals named Sadie. I don’t like Cody. And uh, Stewart. I’m in the middle about Van driessen, But overall most people don’t talk to me unless they want cigarettes which is impressive because all people do now is flavored air with mystery chemicals but oh well.

[bageltheabductee]

You shouldn’t have!!! ☺️

Any people you tolerate/don’t hate?

Uh, well I do tolerate Beavis and Butthead, and Of course bagel. And one of my Drummer gals named Sadie. I don’t like Cody. And uh, Stewart. I’m in the middle about Van driessen, But overall most people don’t talk to me unless they want cigarettes which is impressive because all people do now is flavored air with mystery chemicals but oh well.

[bageltheabductee]

I stan them

[bageltheabductee]

ME

[bageltheabductee]

Good taste

I cry to Starman by Bowie.

[bageltheabductee]

Sure ❤️

Can someone fetch me tampons for ts.

[bageltheabductee]

WHY WAS THIS SENT TO ME VIA MAIL

THOSE FUCKERS