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we just keep naming bugs like this

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If Pikachu were real, it would not be a very pleasant animal. An enormous mouse that shocks you like an electric eel. I would run from these beasts

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me lately

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actually ill be a bad transgender ill say it. there IS something so erotic about HRT. to ME

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I hope every liberal who talked about Joe Biden being "harm reduction" *including* within the context of Palestine (as in "he couldn't be worse than Trump on Isr*el") is aware that Biden is literally being the most actively genocidal and warmongering a sitting US president could possibly be in this situation. He went on TV and incited blood libel against Palestinians based on total lies. He laughed at and mocked a Palestinian protestor saying "let Gaza live" and said it "wasn't a good thing." He flew to Isr*el and hugged Bibi the day after he called Palestinians the "children of darkness" and pledged the US' full support for Isr*el's ongoing documented war crimes including a full ground invasion of Gaza (which can be interpreted as nothing other than ethnic cleansing) should it come to it. His approach has been so virulently genocidal and hateful that even members of *his own fucking State Department* are abandoning ship over it. "Genocide Joe" is his official presidential legacy now. If you voted for this demon (as I fucking did because I was still a dumbass in 2020) you need to fucking *sit* with that and realize just how evil this man and what he's unleashed are. He was never the "lesser evil" but now he's for all intents and purposes the fucking devil.

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you can just say “bush” and you lesbians go wild like do y’all not remember what he did

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I'm on the seafood diet. I eat seafood and I eat it.

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As an autistic person I do not identify with the “autism creature” meme. I am an autism monstrosity, I am an autism beast, I am even an autism horror.

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Tumblr is currently serving me an ad for "Voda, the LGBTQ mental health app" offering "daily meditations, self-care and AI advice" and as a therapist I am begging you not to download an app where an AI tries to help you with your mental health. Please do not. They tried to have an AI chatbot counsel eating disorder patients and it told them to diet. That shit is not safe. Do not talk to an AI about your mental health please. You don't need to talk to a professional but talk to a PERSON.

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VIDEO GAME: MYSIMS KINGDOM

PERSONAL RATING: ★★★★★ 5/5

thyere happy...

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Many of you might be unaware but if you’re a transphobe there’s a 98.7% chance that your brain is replaced with mushy peas within the first five years.

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normal football: kick the ball into the goal with your feet. no hands unless you're the goalie :)

"american football":

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You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

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HAATEEEE hate actually. that overweight is considered a more pc nice term than fat. like i need the word fat to become destigmatized right now because im tired of people talking circles around trying to say chubby or big or plus size as catchalls because fat is a fine word. its fine. i know its been deemed derogatory by our culture but thats because being fat is deemed bad anyways but i think its a better word than calling people overweight like over what weight hm? what weight are you saying they are over. normal?? fuck you

#on god

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who else here thinking about chicken strisps

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some of you guys are so fucking 19 years old. i wish you well but god have mercy on your souls