_you're divorced to this blond guy (no one knows when you got married, they just know you're now divorced)
_you go to this island (why? no one knows)
_there you find the guy who fucking raised (strong word, more like guided) you in a war, and he looks exactly like the last time you saw him 10 years ago.
_the guy who raised you starts flirting with your ex-husband
_they are really homo and it's making your fanfiqueiro son homophobic
"4EVER PROPOSED TO MY DAD?" yep he also made a promise to make your dad happy and bring his colors back, gave him flowers every day, made a room filled with art and signs and a throne just for him to cheer him up, called him cute, asked him out to dinner mid argument, made a metaphor where he called him his crush, was excited to be put on the same team as him, gave him a shit ton of hugs (and hugged him for like two minutes straight as meteors rained down and people were dying once)....