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Pedro was giving such early '80s Kevin Kline last night.

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Hot Fuzz (2007) dir. Edgar Wright

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Okay, look. I love the romantic gifs and thirst posts from Anyone But You as much as the next person, but what I REALLY want is a series of gifs that show the parallels between the film and Much Ado About Nothing.

I need Pete and Roger’s bad acting in the gulling scenes. I need the direct quotes. I need all the Shakespearean antics.

Y’all, I’m asking for a friend (It’s me, I’m the friend).

#anyone but you #much ado about nothing #Shakespeare #I have neither the resources or the skills #I make this request to the good people of Tumblr

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Fellas, is it gay to promise your best mate you'll live and spend the rest of your life telling his story even tho you really just wanted to like. die alongside him?

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When Shakespeare describes the eventual end of human history as “the last SYLLABLE of recorded time” suggesting that the end of humanity will not be with a bang, a whimper, a gunshot, a sword, or even a breath, but with a syllable - a word….

And the fact that the line ends on the word “time”, which is one stressed syllable past its welcome in the iambic pentameter, suggesting that time itself continues long after human speech (iambic pentameter) has already ended AAAAAAHHHHHHH-

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Watched Anyone But You and was forced to reaffirm my undying, undisciplined attraction to men named Ben, a condition that I blame Shakespeare for.

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The first time I ever looked "Anyone But You" up on IMDB and saw that their names were "Bea" and "Ben" I was like, "A 'MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING' VARIATION???!!! WITH GLEN POWELL??? OK!!!!!"

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They marketed Anyone But You terribly. My sister had to tell me it was a loose Much Ado About Nothing adaptation and I had to actually see it to know they made it all about a lesbian wedding. A movie for bitches who love Shakespeare and lesbians

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Anyone But You (2023) dir. Will Gluck

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Get it togehter, man.

You hit me So much.

Sydney Sweeney and Glen Powell in Anyone But You (2023)

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ANYONE BUT YOU (2023) dir. Will Gluck

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ANYONE BUT YOU (2023) dir. Will Gluck

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SYDNEY SWEENEY & GLEN POWELL as BEA & BEN ANYONE BUT YOU (2023) dir. Will Gluck

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Glen Powell & Sydney Sweeney ANYONE BUT YOU (2023)

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GLEN POWELL as Ben in ANYONE BUT YOU (2023)