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Truth & Justice (2021). "Happy Birthday, Damian!"

Lol. Love this panels. Love Jason. 😆

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I have a silly hc that Bernard is actually a brunet but decided at like 14 he wanted to be blond (lord knows why) so he’s been dying his since then. except he’s a mega freak so the moment the roots are even the slightest bit visible he’ll do a touch up and also purposely keeps the fact that he’s a brunet from people

this also means that even well into their relationship Tim never finds out Bernard is a brunet bc 1. no roots visible ever 2. there’s no kid pics of Bernard due to his parents 3. Bernard has no friends that know so they can’t snitch on him and 4. Bernard has zero intentions of revealing himself (for now)

the only time Tim came close to knowing was that time in td:r when Bernard fucked up while bleaching and went white. the only reason Tim didn’t put the pieces together is bc Bernard had been talking about experimenting with his hair, so Tim just assumed he meant dying his hair

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I could honestly take or leave Stephcass. But if DC's gonna insult my intelligence by trying to pretend all this wasn't shameless, malicious queerbait then screw them, I will ship it out of SPITE.

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Hot take: Dick Grayson taught Damian how to be a person but Stephanie Brown showed him how to be a kid that’s it send tweet

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FRESH BLOOD❗️

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mr. wayne? you ever want to be normal?

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I love seeing Damian acting like a kid. We are talking about a boy who was raised as a killing machine so seeing him enjoying his childhood and finding out what brings him happiness is so heartwarming to me. Him taking care of his animals, working on his art, getting annoyed at his older siblings, making friends with kids his age like the teen titans and Jon. This is what he deserves and needs.

I just want to give him milk and cookies.

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I think it’s probably a crime that no one has done an animatic of Bernard Dowd to this song:

And if I knew how to animate then I’d fix it but I can’t so here we are

#no cause this is on my playlist and I think the same thing every time it comes on #if I could art as well as the people on tumblr I would but alas I shall just have to reblog in the hopes some brave talented soul will #put in the work to do it because it would be truly amazing #bernard dowd

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- at jason’s safe house -

jason, who just woke up (and is wearing a nightwing hoodie): what the fuck

dick, who broke in while he was asleep to steal his food: gasp!

jason: ugh. why are you here?

dick: I KNEW YOU LOVED ME LITTLE WING

jason: ??

jason, looking down at his hoodie: wait, no-

dick: *tackles him in a hug*

jason, muffled: i hate you

dick, grinning: love you too, jay

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I want a batfam fic when Jason dissapears, so Steph and Cass break into his place to investigate, and all they find is a note like that:

I got married and am now on a space honeymoon, where we get married at every single planet we can.

Xoxo

Jay

Ps.

Whoever found it - Get everybody's (especially B's) reactions on camera and give to me as the best wed gift in the world, and you'll be my favourite forever.

If you're B - Fuck you, you always ruin my fun, and you're not allowed at my place, so if it's you I hate you. Fuck you, B.

Is it a joke? Did he really eloped? And with who? Because he sure as hell didn't tell anyone. Like, WAS HE EVEN DATING?

Anyway, Steph and Cass have a blast out of it.

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Prompt:

Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.

Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.

#bruce: a hug and an I love you all in one day; and neither of us are dying?? what have I done to deserve this blessing #Jason: don’t make it weird

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she young on my justice until i

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extremely old robin doodles that i think are kinda cute. throwing it out there bc this page redraw is kicking my ass and i need to remember what joy was like

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ughhhhh i like him so much you dont even get it

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#Damian’s text got me #the quick shift of topic subtly put in

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Stephanie: "Did you get it?"

Tim, scoffing: "Of course I did. *unwraps the vase from bubble wrap* It's the exact same, one of the three original vases made."

Stephanie: "Wait. The old one had a nick, right there on the shoulder. *uses a Batarang to recreate it* There."

Tim, setting it down carefully and smiling: "Perfect. I think we just got away with it."

Jason, reading on the couch: "He'll know."

Stephanie: "How? You'd have to--"

Alfred: "Is there anything you guys want for dinner?"

Tim and Stephanie, immediately: "No."

Alfred, frowning slightly: "Very well." He walked over, both Tim and Stephanie trying to play it cool as the butler adjusted the vase on the table.

Jason looked up from his book.

Alfred: "I'll remind you again, Master Timothy that skateboards are not permitted inside the house."

Jason cackled at the expression that Tim and Stephanie made.

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Bruce: "How did you know? Technically speaking, it's the same vase."

Alfred: "I have a contact at the auction house where you bought the second one years ago."

Bruce, clearing his throat: "Yeah, Jason accidentally kicked a ball into it."

Alfred, raising an eyebrow: "He threw a Batarang at it because you wanted to make him more comfortable."

Bruce:

Alfred: "I do wish you'd all stop adding that nick back."

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Batman: Why didn’t you tell me?

Batkid: You didn’t ask.

This is a regularly repeating conversation that covers anything and everything. Lost an organ? Well, you didn’t ask. Secretly eloped? Never came up. Adopted a child? Well, I’m telling you now. Spent four months in an alternate dimension and came back ten minutes after you left? Huh, could have sworn I mentioned that, but to be fair it’s not like you asked.

And every. Single. Time. Batman is just like… No? It’s not? Why would I have thought to ask that?

Barbara tells Bruce it’s karma for never telling the Justice League anything. Bruce is not amused. Barbara proceeds to invite him to her wedding.

Bruce: I didn’t know you were dating anyone?

Barbara:

Barbara: Well, it’s not like you asked.

Bruce: *eye spasms*