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Sans is weak 1hp but why the fanbase making him look so powerful ? 😭 nothing against them btw

because his attacks hit like trucks while he dodges yours like they’re responsibilities

#another anon ask #also the 4th wall breakage #(something Paps does too actually! But unlike his bro he never uses it against you) #but yea 95% of it is from the boss battle #that AT 1 HP 1 Check is intended to be misleading #because dodging attacks was a privilege only ever given to one side of the fights #and most of the damage he does actually comes from those 1AT hits stacking up very fast #+ the karma/poison over time

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wartet, wartet, wartet. kurze Frage!

#kam auf die uhrzeit an #vor 12 kika nach 12 super rtl #Ausnahme wann auch immer Wissen Macht Ah! lief #vs wann auch immer Art Attack lief #german stuff #reboggels

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Wait… Isn’t Ed Balls day coming up? ED BALLS DAY, I HAVE TO GET READY TO CELEBRATE 

#…sure I‘ll reblog that #…reboggel that? #eh #reboggels

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Which character do you identify with the most?

Idk, ig Nabstablook. They just like me fr

#another anon ask #i too am an introvert with lack of self esteem that lays on the floor to vibe into music #can only recommend floor time

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Who would you be most excited to meet and interact with in Undertale?

Fr Temmie, if only to drop a really loud

HOI!!

and see what happens

#another anon ask

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#reboggels

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First you procrastinate on the task because it is not a big enough deal to get done urgently. Then you procrastinate on the task because it has become such a big deal that doing it is overwhelming. You would think that this implies a middle point where it is just big enough of a deal to get done easily, however the inherent perversity of the universe's causal geometry prevents this

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i totally did not forget to post this here ! this was a school project i did

#undertale yellow #reboggels

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Which game or movie characters have the blandest designs for you?

whatever features a dirty-blonde short haired middle aged white dude who‘s muscular but not beefy, has a stubble/3-day-beard, and wears a single color shirt with (usually leather) jacket with jeans

The types of movies with those characters tend to always have the same plot too? And ofc can’t forget the sad flashbacks to happy scenes of a divorced wife, a dead wife, or a divorced dead wife lol

#another anon ask #no front to people who like those types of stories ofc! #it‘s just not for me XD

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genuinely one of the saddest parts of this new era of the internet is how hard it is to rick roll someone now. with people's attention spans shortening so much, they wouldn't even get through the first few bait seconds before clicking off the video. like i saw a comment that ended with "btw i made all of this up" and the replies kept treating it so seriously because none of them finished the entire 4 sentence comment. and We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Indian Rollers (Coracias benghalensis), family Coraciidae, order Coraciiformes, Tamil Nadu, India

photograph by Dr DeenRaja

#birds #reboggels

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the best trope in media is: “characters turn on the lights, see the monster, and immediately turn the lights back off”

#dark souls #reboggels

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What weapon preference for a fight against Sans would you suggest?

Bazooka. Wanna see him dodge that explosion and survive the following damage with that 1HP. Don’t even gotta aim well, it just needs a single stone dropping down the ceiling (and not get caught in the fire) to win the fight.

but aside from that…the knife seems to do a well enough job, no?

#another anon ask #honestly don‘t bring a weapn #bring a shield #something laser proof #maybe cushion it on the inside to soften all the falls #tldr best weapon is a titanium-enforced cushion ig

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https://youtube.com/shorts/X5bBd5DpUXg?si=q7trx_hRbe91at7R

What’s your opinion on anime girls hurting the person they have a crush like this?

…as evil as it sounds, I just wanna see the crush fight back for once. At least say it wasn‘t cool or smth. Go "Why should I like you when all you do is hit me“, or something. Please, anything

I kinda get why it‘s a trope, but at the same time I don‘t get it at all ^^; so if you like this trope and could elaborate on its‘ appeal that‘d be great!

#another anon ask

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brave-hearted hero

(ko-fi)

#read the caption as the I am All of Me lyrics #then saw op‘s tags #me 🤝 op apparently #also cool art obvs ^^ #love the perspective of it #loz oot #reboggels

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https://www.tumblr.com/vampmilf/718822500936679424/vampmilf-oceaxe-ifdawn-leona-florianova?source=share

Woah.. not creepy at all. thoughts?

It‘s giving 👁️👄👁️

But also, W H Y

#another anon ask

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the next time someone asks what this country is like i’ll just send them this