beatriceportinari

[beatriceportinari]

a kinetic sculpture by Tim Lewis

I know it’s not pottery but it is sculptural and holy shit

it’s beautiful and disturbing and I feel like I could stumble across this creature in a forest and never be seen again???

#mermaid mood

[beatriceportinari]

kinda hysterical to me that tobirama made such a big deal out of having invented the shadow clone jutsu, how it was his jutsu, only to find out that he once performed a full dissection on someone's shadow clone instead of them and never once noticed. like i would've un-summoned myself on the spot out of embarrassment but i'm not sure he knew how to undo the edo tensei. which was also his jutsu.

like he showed up to the fourth war and every single one of the jutsu he created had been mastered by someone else who was better at it than him

#he's so funnyyyyyyyy #now let's hear what other fun ways the clone jutsu can be used against him

[beatriceportinari]

it's not even the periwinkle bow i'm usinf as model he's just there for support

[beatriceportinari]

with the sparkling water yes 🐚

[beatriceportinari]

A Scallop Sea Shell Headboard

https://toyastales.blogspot.com/2024/04/spring-edition-decorative-headboards.html

#tagged <3 #you guys will never guess what i'm literally doing rn #edit just notieced the periwinkle fabric under the bed yeaaaaah

[beatriceportinari]

found some huge fic that i'm sure is a classic and yet i don't remember ever reading it..... can't wait to be 30k in it and find out what horrible nonsense set me off

#starts with izuna recovering in the village thinking he created it and mildly helpless abt it so we're on the right track

[beatriceportinari]

they should add a fishing minigame to tumblr

[beatriceportinari]

trapped in a island with mike's mic

#i'm glad my parents were never into lost they would have had me watching too #and then who knows what sinister connections would have been made in my brain

[beatriceportinari]

dreamed I had to change my icon to some anime illustration of a guy suspiciously similar to sasuke

#that was my beams

[beatriceportinari]

Crayola ‘Techno Brite’ Crayons (1997)

#mdtbartists running to the plug and play crayola

[beatriceportinari]

within the past hour the NYPD raided Colombia university where no press is currently being allowed btw

#.

[beatriceportinari]

🐚 easter shell 🐚

#ooooooh

[beatriceportinari]

sucks so bad when you see a now unrebloggable post on your dash that might have been reblogged as bait by one of your mutus I saw ittttttt i would reblog ittttttttttt

#i would put my origami pdfs in the uterus card btw

[beatriceportinari]

philip pullman clearly has writer's block and I'm not even kidding he should genuinely just call michael sheen. he can fix whatever's going on mr. pullman. and he can even help you put some gay people in your book. just pick up the phone.

#sdffggg

[beatriceportinari]

#hashiizu

[beatriceportinari]

#and it's yippee to me

[beatriceportinari]

Started reading a book last night about a guy with an unspecified physical illness and I woke up the next day sick as shit. You must never read fiction ever