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beauhemien · 4 years
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fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.
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beauhemien · 4 years
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beauhemien · 5 years
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can we say iconic
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beauhemien · 5 years
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Call me by your name (2017) dir. Luca Guadagnino
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beauhemien · 5 years
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-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch
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beauhemien · 5 years
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it be like that sometimes 
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beauhemien · 5 years
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the sexiest accessory is and always has been a little black cat that you carry around on your shoulder with whom you share a deep, inexplicable spiritual bond
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beauhemien · 5 years
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men will watch 4 quentolin tarantula movies and put film critic in their bio
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beauhemien · 5 years
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beauhemien · 5 years
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me: tries to sign into my google account
google: this UGLY bitch just tried to HACK into your account. destroy all your electronic devices to prevent this
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beauhemien · 5 years
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when i first watched orphan black i remember thinking ‘wtf is her accent supposed to be it sounds like some weird english-canadian-irish hybrid’ and then it turned out she was born in england, lived in canada and was raised by an irish woman and thats when i realised the power of tatiana maslany 
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beauhemien · 5 years
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It’s the 10 year anniversary of 2009…
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beauhemien · 5 years
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only sexy bitches sit on kitchen counters that’s the law
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beauhemien · 5 years
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vogue calling kendall jenner a tomboy reminded me of this
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beauhemien · 5 years
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just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog
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beauhemien · 5 years
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how do you deal with anxiety ?
i let it fuck me up then i go to bed
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