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[beavforts]

How much haw would a yeehaw yee if a yeehaw could haw yee

Cain tilts his head towards at a slight angle. He replays the words silently wondering if he had heard them correctly. “I’m going to remind you how requests work.” Truthfully what surprises him is that he can’t quite pinpoint the specific emotion he was experiencing. It leans towards the emotional equivalent of a paper mache project. “You made a coherent request and provide cold hard cash, and I accept. How do you manage to fuck that up? There must be something very wrong with your brain”

#( i'm never confused | answered. #answered: anonymous

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how fragile is your masculinity to be afraid of being with men?

“I’m not afraid of men,” he corrects becoming immediately defensive. That wasn’t the question, but he hasn’t given the actual one much thought. Back home the only guy that didn’t have a beer gut and was at least half as attractive as he was Gaston. Which for obvious reasons wasn’t a viable candidate nor was he even worth the consideration. “Why be with a man when there are women? You can’t tell me that two dicks sound more tempting than a nice, tight , wet -” He notices the other giving him a look. “Are you fucking censoring me? This is exactly why I don’t open up.”

#putting under a read more just in case!! #nsfw #kinda #( i'm never confused | answered. #answered: anonymous

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#honestly send whatever?? #mayvbe request cowboy!cain so he can use it to convince morrigan to use pony ; ) #to be deleted

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mad & reveal

Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse.

[Outgoing ✉] Big Angry: Cain. Y’know, I like you. I’ll start with that.[Outgoing ✉] Big Angry: But I also fucking hate you sometimes. Don’t worry, I’m smiling while I say this. A real big one.[Outgoing ✉] Big Angry: I’m starting up a tab on how many chairs you’ve broken on someone because they think it’s funny to keep playing the Taco Bell ding by you. Get it, the bell? Hell, I think it’s funny. Because it is. It’s also funny when you beat the shit out of him.[Outgoing ✉] Big Angry: But stop breaking my goddamn chairs.

Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[Outgoing ✉] Big Angry: I ever tell you how warm and fuzzy I get when you get furious? It’s primal, y’know, like a fight or flight. And it’s always fight with you.[Outgoing ✉] Big Angry: Hell, it gets my adrenaline going just watching you and who needs Wonderland for that? All those bones in your body are mean and I like that in a guy. I really, really do. People get scared when you’re mean.[Outgoing ✉] Big Angry: Sure, it sucks with the ol’ lady wife. Or not-wife and all that, and I hate when you get a little mopey because it’s boring. Why cry about it when you can bleed someone else for a change? That’s where the real good shit is and I’m real glad you’re starting to see that. You just really gotta commit to it, wind yourself up and get there. I believe in you.

#( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #( it won't mean a thing to me | texts. #text: fritz #ask meme: fritz

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𝖌𝖔𝖑𝖉𝖎-𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖉:

SENT ( text: me → beast ): if i didn’t reply then how would you know i’m ignoring you

SENT ( text: me → beast ): i can smell the alcohol through the phone 

SENT ( text: me → beast ): why didn’t you invite me?? i like to get drunk too wtf 

SENT  ( text: me → check for wallet): ignore (verb) meaning to do nothing about or in response to (something or someone)

SENT ( text: me → check for wallet): THAT’S NOT A THING

SENT ( text: me → check for wallet): do you really think i don’t notice when my things “mysteriously” disappear?

#( it won't mean a thing to me | texts. #text: marigold

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Send a word for a specific text from my muse to yours.

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse. Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse. Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. Send ‘tired’ to receive a slow/sleepy text from my muse. Send ‘busy’ to receive slow texts from my muse. Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

BONUS: Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

#i meaaaan if it's on the dash again #( we can't go without it | ask memes

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busy / sad / reveal :)

busy

s -> “primadonna”: hey i’m in-between classes can you pick diaval up

s -> “primadonna”: he’s hiding in the alley on fouth and wentworth

s -> “primadonna”: bring bandages

sad

s -> “primadonna”: i’m going to be stuck doing this forever, aren’t i? 

s -> “primadonna”: you might hate me for saying this, but sometimes i feel like choreographing these dances are worse than performing them 

s -> “primadonna”: i wish, sometimes, that i too could just let my body move with a story someone else wrote instead of thinking about what would titillate the dredges of this fucking town

s -> “primadonna”: the worst of it is that it’s so fucking close 

s -> “primadonna”: i’m so fucking close to making it, cain 

reveal 

s -> “primadonna”: it’s funny that your name is cain, because you’re my least favourite son 

s -> “primadonna”: well, you’re my only son

s -> “primadonna”: the important part is– you’re mine

#LMAO THAT REVEAL THO AND THE FACT HIS NAMES PRIMADONNA #( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #ask meme: morrigan

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I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

#lmao seems right #( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #( we don't have to rush | connections. #ask meme: fritz #connection: fritz

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I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

SEND ME A ✧ AND I’LL BOLD ALL THAT APPLIES TO YOUR MUSE.

#WHAT A SWEETHEART #( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #( we don't have to rush | connections. #ask meme: ella #connection: ella

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drunk / happy / reveal

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse.

[text to Grump]: how do dyou drink this every da y you drikn so much this is SO MUC HDRUNK i’m so mu chdrunk

[text to Grump]: can u pelase come pick m eup i mad e amistake 

Send ‘happy’to receive a happy text from my muse.

[text to Grump]: Okay I know that you probably won’t care about this but I need opinions from people and that includes yours. 

[text to Grump]: But I’m getting new glasses and idk if I should stick with my old frames or get new ones. I’m kind of considering these clear ones so yes/no?

Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[text to Grump]: Why do you act like this? No seriously, why? 

[text to Grump]: At your age, you should maybe learn to stop acting like the spoiled prince you are. And the worst part is that I know you treat me badly. I’m not fucking blind, and I’m so sorry that just because we hooked up once, suddenly you think that gives you the right to hurt me the way you do. I don’t deserve being used and constantly tormented because you think it’s “fun.” 

[text to Grump]: Why do you act like it’s a crime to care about someone? Because you got dumped by Belle and your 5-year old mentality couldn’t handle it so you threw a tantrum? Boo hoo. Grow up. Judging by your attitude 24/7, no wonder she bailed.

[text to Grump]: Fun fact: the world doesn’t revolve around you. Fun fact: self-pity and self-destruction aren’t the solutions to your problems. One day you’re going to fall, and nobody will be there to pick you back up.

#YES MILO GO OFF #FUCK HIM UP #( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #ask meme: milo #( it won't mean a thing to me | texts. #text: milo]

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all the texts xoxo

& .   — SEND ME A WORD FOR A SPECIFIC TEXT TO YOUR MUSE !

Send ‘drunk’ to receive a drunk text from my muse. 

[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : CAaAin!! answer your dodr[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : come ov i want to have fbn !!

Send ‘sad’ to receive a sad/down text from my muse. 

[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : Do you remember what it feels like to be loved? Like really, really loved?

Send ‘mad’ to receive a mad/angry text from my muse. 

[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : who are you to judge me? [ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] :  go fuck yourself cain, you would’ve done the exact same thing. [ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] :  scarlet’s gone, and someone’s got to headline. 

Send ‘happy’ to receive a happy/excited text from my muse. 

[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : I just went grocery shopping for the first time in a month, fridge is fully stocked and I’m making an actual meal. [ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : You can either make fun of me or come over for actual food!

Send ‘tired’ to receive a slow/sleepy text from my muse. 

[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : As much as I love you, you’d have to pay me to fall asleep on this couch. I don’t even want to know what’s happened in your apartment.[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : It’s 4 am and I’m exhausted so I’m going to head home. See you at work!

Send ‘busy’ to receive slow texts from my muse. 

[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : With a client right now.[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] :  He just gave me $200 to do that thing you know I hate[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : I’m gonna need to shower and then drown myself in wine[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] :  I’ll be off in another two hours, meet at my place?

Send ‘bored’ to receive a disinterested text from my muse.

[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : I get it, you’re doing the pony choreography again.

Send ‘reveal’ for a text where my muse reveals their true feelings for yours.

[ SMS TEXT –– cain beaufort ] : I love you, you know that? You’re one of my best friends and I really care about you. There isn’t much I wouldn’t do for you. But, I won’t let you hurt me any more. You talk down to me, and my heart breaks. I ruined my relationship with Bella for you, you know that? She hardly looks at me anymore because I took a side. I didn’t really. I love you both. I love you both so much I just want to see you happy. So please just, stop trying to be this monster. It isn’t you anymore, and you know that. 

#hi im crying in the club gOODBYE #imagine all of these being met with read #( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #ask meme: briar #( it won't mean a thing to me | texts. #text: briar

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I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

#cain vc BITCH U LOVE ME ROMANTICALLY TOO TF #ask meme: milo #( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #( we don't have to rush | connections. #connection: milo

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✧

send me a ✧ and i’ll bold all that apply to your muse.

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal.✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

#i love her #( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #( we don't have to rush | connections. #connection: megara

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𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖈𝖛𝖑𝖈𝖘:

Hercules wasn’t one to back down, not even in their lowest point on when there was an obvious disadvantage on them, they always continued kicking and scratching until they wouldn’t be able to take it anymore. It had been odd to suddenly have Cain reaching to them, but when the idea of a contest between them was put on the table– Hercules knew they’d be doing it. 

Both of them stood by the entrance, Hercules was too eager to start, almost excited for the challenge. Like a little kid waiting for Christmas to arrive so they could open their presents. Blue eyes darting over to Cain, while his words were stained with that arrogance so particular of his, Hercules didn’t bat a lash. They’ve always had a sense of both admiration and dislike for him, but not in this moment. This, Hercules felt,  was their element.  

“Can I handle that?” Hercules repeated with a light tone, it was almost like Phil was talking to them. “I believe I do, can you handle it, Cain?”

Hercules’ immediate enthusiasm and evident competitive nature don’t even remotely surprise Cain. in fact he was counting on it. He knows most models come with the biggest egos and seeing that Cruella didn’t have a surplus of male models, it wasn’t difficult for Cain and Herc to get pitted against each other for biggest ego. Which honestly both would proudly proclaim. Strangely enough the competition eased Cain’s nerves. Although Herc’s demigod status didn’t mean much in Fabletown, Cain knew it wasn’t something he could even become which made him feel intimidated to say the least. 

In preparation, he goes through the list of items in his head a couple of times. He hopes that the intimidation goes both ways, but being the self proclaimed opportunist he is, Cain decided early on to give himself an advantage over the other by by taking the liberty of hiding two of the items. It was just a matter of remembering which section of the maze they were hidden in.   

Cain shoots him a look. “Don’t flatter yourself we’re not killing hydras - even if we were I’d be smart enough to not go for their heads. It’s no wonder Zeus didn’t come back for you,” the last part slips out before he can stop it. It’s times like this that he doesn’t believe he’s ‘forcing’ himself to embrace his dark side. Maybe it’s more natural than being good ever was. “I don’t agree to competitions I won’t win and there hasn’t been one yet. Ready?”

#[ OCTOBER 16 ] #our BOYS #i love them #conversation: hercules #( i'm trynna put you in the worst mood | conversations.

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𝖌𝖔𝖑𝖉𝖎-𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖉:

STATUS: closed for @beavforts

TEXT MEME: ‘ i really just ignore phone calls. like leave a message. i don’t check those either but like ’ // ‘ i’m irritated cause i’m not lovable in a romantic soulmate way. ‘ // ‘ i know i’m cute, but you can remind me. ‘

SENT ( text: me → beast )

if i call you you better fucking answer wtf 

SENT ( text: me → beast ) 

i’m purposely ignoring you now, jsyk

SENT ( text: me → beast )

are you drunk?? 

SENT ( text: me → check wallet): are you implying i OWE you something?! SENT ( text: me → check wallet): if you’re ignoring me why are you replying

SENT ( text: me → check wallet): and fuck you i’m not always drunk

#( it won't mean a thing to me | texts. #text: marigold

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𝖌𝖔𝖑𝖉𝖎-𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐𝖊𝖉‌:

THE WOMAN WALKED with her hands tucked into the single pocket of her large hoodie. A denim jacket over top added an extra layer of warmth on the chilly night, yet still she shivered as she approached Cain. “Fuck you,” Marigold replied lazily, sporting a cocky grin. “Just because this is a cemetery doesn’t mean it’s haunted. I thought you would have learned by now that nothing in this town can scare me.” Nothing and nobody, she added smugly to herself. The attitude isn’t too unexpected from someone whose belief in fairytales and fantasy draws a sharp line at the supernatural. It was the living who made objects and places haunted, not the dead. 

As she glanced around, her confidence faltered. The disappearance of Red wasn’t quick to slip her mind and despite their odd friendship, (or perhaps because of it), she didn’t trust Cain. After a moment, her softening features hardened once more. “And you do realize how fucking weird it was for you to ask me to meet you here at night, right? It’s not that I’m scared or anything because I’m not ― I’m just saying that if you’re trying to test out a new date idea on me or some shit, this isn’t it.” 

Fear was is the single emotion Cain trusts. Not only does he believe it reveals the most about a person, it’s typically harder to fake. People’s responses to fear are what he’s most interested in and Marigold’s intrigued him the most. He knew her story and figured that anyone that could sleep soundly in the beds of the beast she robbed from was someone he shouldn’t mess with. That’s when the idea came to him. Beasts were mortal, but ghosts? How can you kill something that’s already dead?

Cain greets her with an eye roll. “Why? Is it because you can’t rob these guys since they’ve given all their belongings to loved ones?” He asks, raising an eyebrow. Most of it is driven by the bitterness of countless failed attempts of outsmarting the blonde, but he doesn’t need to admit that out loud. “Me? Taking you on a date? Ha! Unless you’re paying, it’s not likely.  We’re going to Fabletown’s most haunted buildings and I didn’t have many options to choose from.”

#conversation: marigold #( i'm trynna put you in the worst mood | conversations. #[ OCTOBER 13 ]

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I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧  I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

#( i'll be right there to remind you again | reblogs. #ask meme: hercules #( we don't have to rush | connections. #connection: hercules