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bedabug · 15 hours
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bedabug · 15 hours
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cmon child safety lid you know it's me
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bedabug · 1 day
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maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that
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bedabug · 1 day
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kendrick lamar made me realise that there is an even stronger level of hater that i have yet to tap into
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himbo convention
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bedabug · 3 days
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I'm certainly in a place today
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bedabug · 4 days
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I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth
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bedabug · 4 days
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When I was a teenager and still on Neopets I was part of a pretty big Star Trek guild and eventually became part of its council, with the solemn duty of creating weekly polls. Well one day I created the poll "Which would win in a fight? Borg Cube or Death Star?". Naturally, since this was a Star Trek guild, the answer was overwhelmingly "Borg Cube", but someone did have the rationality to point out we were biased.
So I look up a pretty prominent Star Wars guild and message one of their council and ask them to poll the same question and get back to me in a week. They do, and naturally the fuckin geeks said "Death Star".
So then I look up a Stargate guild and messaged the lead council member, saying the same thing, and they get back to me almost immediately saying that the Death Star would immediately one-shot a Borg Cube but they would never be able to do it again to another Cube. And I took that wisdom back to my guild and we were mollified, and for one moment the Nerd World was peaceful.
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bedabug · 5 days
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if men r going 2 be horny and misogynistic when designing female characters can they at the very least make the outfit cunty......nothing pisses me off more than seeing a bitch with negative 2 articles of clothing on and it’s still ugly......flop ass bitches......
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bedabug · 5 days
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Happy May.
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bedabug · 6 days
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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised
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bedabug · 6 days
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a lot of people say "storm is too good for logan" or "storm deserves better" but that's actually part of what makes them so interesting. ororo is viewed as a goddess above humanity and logan is viewed as a weapon who is less than human. they sort of balance each other out with logan seeing her as a human and not putting her in a pedestal and ororo viewing logan as a good man who deserves to be treated as a human
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bedabug · 7 days
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bedabug · 8 days
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Chastity kink guy who is also a prison abolitionist: the only cages people belong in are—
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bedabug · 8 days
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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bedabug · 9 days
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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bedabug · 9 days
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t shirt that says Niche microblogging influencer who has kind of fallen off recently
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