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they saw you across the bar and they think you look a bit like janet from hr

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she's saying this to safalin

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Harley, with a recently-renewed psychiatry degree: So you take any recreational drugs or drinks in excess?

Bruce: No

Harley: *writes Big Nerd on her chart and underlines it three times*

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This is the dumbest thing I have ever thought of but

BB champion era Keiran and Juliana.

When there's all the battle talk Juliana just being like "Okay fine, how about this, 1v1 one pokemon each, first pokemon down loses. If you win you are the greatest pokemon trainer alive or whatever, if I win then you have to give me a kiss on the cheek and say sorry."

Keiran agreeing because he's not going to lose.

They go to the match and Keiran picks his Hydrapple. Juliana comes out with the FEAR strat, takes the win and smugly points at her cheek.

And well, if Keiran (rightfully pissed off) takes her by the chin and gives her a proper kiss then well... he can't be blamed can he? Consolation prizes and all that.

I am just envisioning angsty champion Kieran the moment he loses to this kind of battle wager LOOOOOL

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INDIGO DISK IS NOT PLAYING GAMES.

>try to knock out smeargle with ogerpon

>smeargle uses up a focus sash and then uses endeavor

>ah yes, i see you know your FEAR strats well

>use spiky shield to knock out smeargle as it tries to finish ogerpon with extreme speed

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celebrating a victory

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if i'm making tim asian, im Going to give him the asian right of passage experience (bowlcut......)

(this was a twt drawing request :])

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Tim whipping out the big punishments after that whole 16th birthday fiasco and deciding that the both of them are going to spend the week with Hal.

That whole week Tim is practically stuck to Hal’s side with stars in his eyes and at some point drops that he sorta thinks of Hal like a father.

Bruce is seething and Hal is sweating bullets the entire week.

Hal is naturally unaware as to why the two decided to follow him around for a week and why Robin decided to attach himself to him but he feels like Batman might tear him apart for taking his father away from him and oh no does that make Batman my grandson?

Tim choosing to punish Bruce by forcing them to hang out with GL is absolutely hilarious. Tim spends a majority of the time complimenting Hal, asking him questions about being a pilot, asking him how he became a GL, whether that process is repeatable (Bruce nearly fainted), and whether Hal was looking to adopt any time soon.

Tim has absolutely zero plans to be parented (he spits in the face of authority as he should), but he likes watching Bruce's veins pop. Perhaps he shouldn't torture his kid after he planned to do better by him, but he's feeling a little vindicated. Can Tim turn this punishment into a lesson?

Is subtly threatening to abandon Bruce when he psychologically tortures loved ones too far?

The parenting books don't give any advice on that one :(

Would it be too far to subtly imply Hal is more mentally mature and emotionally competent than Bruce?

... It's an idea if Bruce ever tries that shit again.

I think a fic from Hal's POV would be hilarious to read

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hoffman's car

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*trying to come up with a plan and Jason suggests giving a civilian sleeping pills*

Jason: So? Drugging people isn’t a crime.

Dick: You have a very loose grasp of the law, Jason.

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percy: if anything happened to you, my mom would kill me

annabeth: but sally’s your mom, not mine

percy: yeah, like that would stop her

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"Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?"

"Yes, Grandmother."

"Good, there may be hope for you yet"

absolutely underrated moment right there

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to the end of the earth. i will argue that percy's first kiss was with annabeth chase. this is not rachel slander. i love that green-eyed redhead. but percy did not kiss rachel in the last olympian. he got kissed. percy did not kiss annabeth in the battle of the labyrinth. he got kissed. that's not a technicality. it's fact because both kisses happened to him. he did not consciously engage in any kiss until he was with annabeth after his birthday. and i will die on this hill.

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I think it’s cute how at first, Annabeth initiated everything in their relationship. But as time goes by, Percy gets more and more confident, even to the point where he’s kissing Annabeth shamelessly in front of Piper, the kiss lasting so long it leaves both girls breathless and red in the face.

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my little headcanons (pjo) - part 4

paul and sally read things aloud when they are with percy and annabeth

they know how insecure and frustrated percy and annabeth get when it comes to their dyslexia. especially annabeth, and especially as they get into their late teens and early 20’s. and paul, being a teacher, really sympathizes with them. so when they go to museums, for instance, paul reads the plaques aloud “to himself”. when they go to restaurants, sally reads the menu aloud “to herself.” they do it subtly, and hope that percy and annabeth don’t realize what they are doing. percy and annabeth know, but they don’t say anything. they are extremely grateful for it. it makes them, especially annabeth, feel very loved and understood.

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percy: thanks for not telling annabeth what happened

grover, dumbfounded: i don’t even know where to begin trying to explain this

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PERCY: Grover, you know how I went to the pharmacy to pick up Annabeth and I's ADHD meds?

GROVER: Yeah...

ANNABETH: Well, they're all out for the next six days.

PERCY: So fun week ahead!

GROVER: Nope, I'm moving out.

ANNABETH: Nuh uh, through sickness and health, buddy!

GROVER: We're not married!