Lauren. She/Her. 23.
Welcome to the worst smorgasbord of interests you've ever seen.
I am the literal human embodiment of Humpty Dumpty.
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Honestly take a fucking shot every time Sunak brings up Labour's £2000 tax increase- a bold faced lie
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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it
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God so I've been talking to this guy for a few weeks (found out too late he was an Arsenal fan), then yesterday I told him I was driving for a few hours so wouldn't be able to reply. 4 hours later, he'd sent 2 messages that I hadn't replied to so he blocked me and unmatched with me???? Like surely its not that fucking deep?????
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"Other than the game against Real Madrid, City will have gone 35 games unbeaten until today"
But they did lose, so they haven't gone 35 games??
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Honestly just put the whole fucking club in the bin
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Spurs down 3-0 at 40 minutes mood board
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Me fucking lapping up all the Dier praise
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Eric Dier thriving, heading to a Champions League semi-final?
The Eric Dier fanclub girlies are living
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#Every single one is the correct answer#He is an icon#He is him#I'll miss dreading seeing his egg head on the pitch 😩
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saltburn is about a gay little freak fumbling a boy bad bitch so hard he decides to kill him and his entire family about it. and then he's like no yea I wasn't IN love with him or anything I just wanted to get their estate. drinking his cum and fucking his grave were necessary to the plan ok.
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A few years ago I posted about being excited for the following year and how it was going to be my year- then it was genuinely up there as one of the worst years of my life, so no new year shit now haha
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