best-of-lizerena

[best-of-lizerena]

Serena: my forehead looks like the wifi symbol okay

[best-of-lizerena]

Serena: -opens the brand new washer, blanket in hand; I hope you’re ready to be used like a dumb whore

[best-of-lizerena]

Serena: you want sister Serena? You’ll get it. Take out my earrings and put up my hair I’m coming at you.

[best-of-lizerena]

Me: what you chewin?

Serena: (ghost face like voice) my asssss

[best-of-lizerena]

Serena: too bad their Asian…if they keep faceing that way we can pretend

[best-of-lizerena]

He still won’t blink

Serena: stark are you an alien?

Stark: (looks at suspiciously)

Serena: blink if you’re not

Stark: (doesn’t blink)

Serena: blink mother fucker!

[best-of-lizerena]

Serena: this family has generational trauma and YOU WILL PARTICIPATE

[best-of-lizerena]

(Serena looking for water)

Serena: oh no did I not bring another one up? I’m gonna dry out into a husk!

[best-of-lizerena]

Serena: this is my vape croc

[best-of-lizerena]

Watching a tiktok live video wondering why this chick was acting weird.

Me: oooh okay. She is retarded.

Serena: it’s hard when they look normal

[best-of-lizerena]

Me: (farts)

Serena: you sounded like a bullfrog

[best-of-lizerena]

Serena: yeah I could get down with a tree

[best-of-lizerena]

(Trying to get a fire going in wood stove, passing vape back and forth)

Serena: (proceeds to almost vape lighter instead)

[best-of-lizerena]

The conversations we have

[best-of-lizerena]

Serena: there was a spider different propels from the ceiling, that wasn’t Bobby Joe that was Bobby Dylan

[best-of-lizerena]

(Long silence)

Serena: i forgot to breathe

[best-of-lizerena]

Spencer: so if you were meeting your sister for the first time-

Serena: a black person or a biological?